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Who else thinks Apolo Ohno is fat?

Postby saxitoxin on Sun Jul 22, 2012 11:02 pm

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Re: Who else thinks Apolo Ohno is fat?

Postby saxitoxin on Sun Jul 22, 2012 11:10 pm

If people don't start hating on Apolo Ohno Right Now I'm gonna throw AoG in front of a cayer.
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Re: Who else thinks Apolo Ohno is fat?

Postby saxitoxin on Sun Jul 22, 2012 11:14 pm

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Re: Who else thinks Apolo Ohno is fat?

Postby BigBallinStalin on Sun Jul 22, 2012 11:15 pm

What's with all the hate, sax?

Are you jealous of his hot bod? Do you envy it? Do you wish it to be lain to waste, so that you can feel slightly better with yourself?

For shame, sax. For shame.
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Re: Who else thinks Apolo Ohno is fat?

Postby saxitoxin on Sun Jul 22, 2012 11:18 pm

BigBallinStalin wrote:Are you jealous of his hot bod?


he does NOT have a hot bod
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Re: Who else thinks Apolo Ohno is fat?

Postby BigBallinStalin on Sun Jul 22, 2012 11:21 pm

saxitoxin wrote:
BigBallinStalin wrote:Are you jealous of his hot bod?


he does NOT have a hot bod


Yeah, you're jealous.

Just stick to wearing cool hats, sax. No one will judge you.
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Re: Who else thinks Apolo Ohno is fat?

Postby daddy1gringo on Mon Jul 23, 2012 7:05 am

Who else knows who Apolo Ohno is?

Not Me.

Who else gives a tinker's slug?

Ditto.
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Re: Who else thinks Apolo Ohno is fat?

Postby Dukasaur on Mon Jul 23, 2012 8:30 am

Any relation to Apollo Creed?
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Re: Who else thinks Apolo Ohno is fat?

Postby jimboston on Mon Jul 23, 2012 8:45 am

Dukasaur wrote:Any relation to Apollo Creed?


Apollo Creed was Hot

Until that giant Ivan smashed his face in back in Rocky III.
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Re: Who else thinks Apolo Ohno is fat?

Postby Borderdawg on Mon Jul 23, 2012 11:59 am

daddy1gringo wrote:Who else knows who Apolo Ohno is?

Not Me.

Who else gives a tinker's slug?

Ditto.



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Re: Who else thinks Apolo Ohno is fat?

Postby saxitoxin on Mon Jul 23, 2012 12:17 pm

He's an old, washed-up ice skater who is fat as f*ck.

Ohno won the dance-off when he competed in 2007, but took home some extra junk in the trunk along with his mirrorball trophy. The trainer helped Ohno shed almost 17 pounds in preparation for the Vancouver Olympics, from just under 159 to 142.

http://articles.nydailynews.com/2010-02 ... -schaeffer


The trainer probably shaved 10 pounds off for the press, meaning he was 169 pounds and 5'6" ... and that's when he's skating. Now that he's not skating anymore you know he's probably looking like Oprah at the Hostess factory.

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Re: Who else thinks Apolo Ohno is fat?

Postby jimboston on Mon Jul 23, 2012 12:52 pm

saxitoxin wrote:He's an old, washed-up ice skater who is fat as f*ck.

Ohno won the dance-off when he competed in 2007, but took home some extra junk in the trunk along with his mirrorball trophy. The trainer helped Ohno shed almost 17 pounds in preparation for the Vancouver Olympics, from just under 159 to 142.

http://articles.nydailynews.com/2010-02 ... -schaeffer


The trainer probably shaved 10 pounds off for the press, meaning he was 169 pounds and 5'6" ... and that's when he's skating. Now that he's not skating anymore you know he's probably looking like Oprah at the Hostess factory.

"Where is my Thai servant boy with my Twinkies? I can't race without 12 Twinkies. Also, I'm into furries and I don't have any friends."
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I think you have the quote wrong... that's AOG, no Ohno.
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Re: Who else thinks Apolo Ohno is fat?

Postby Borderdawg on Mon Jul 23, 2012 2:21 pm

saxitoxin wrote:He's an old, washed-up ice skater who is fat as f*ck.

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From the look on his face, he's got one nasty wedgie goin' on.... :lol: :lol:
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Re: Who else thinks Apolo Ohno is fat?

Postby autoload on Mon Jul 23, 2012 5:45 pm

jimboston wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:Any relation to Apollo Creed?


Apollo Creed was Hot

Until that giant Ivan smashed his face in back in Rocky III.


Rocky IV
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Re: Who else thinks Apolo Ohno is fat?

Postby Phatscotty on Mon Jul 23, 2012 6:40 pm

autoload wrote:
jimboston wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:Any relation to Apollo Creed?


Apollo Creed was Hot

Until that giant Ivan smashed his face in back in Rocky III.


Rocky IV


I must break this up

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Re: Who else thinks Apolo Ohno is fat?

Postby jimboston on Tue Jul 24, 2012 10:54 am

autoload wrote:
jimboston wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:Any relation to Apollo Creed?


Apollo Creed was Hot

Until that giant Ivan smashed his face in back in Rocky III.


Rocky IV


My bad...

Rocky III was Mr. T... I should have remembered that!
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