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Parking spot fight ends in death by testicular asphyxiation

Postby Haggis_McMutton on Tue Aug 07, 2012 9:30 am

http://chinanews24.net/2012/04/woman-kills-man-by-squeezing-his-testicles-over-parking-dispute/
A female scooter rider killed a man by squeezing his testicles over a parking dispute, in Haikou City, Hainan Province, China. The 41 years old woman rode her scooter to an elementary school in Meilan District, to pick up her child. When she tried to park her scooter in front of a shop, she was rejected by the 42-year-old male shop owner. The two parties soon fell into a quarrel, and then the physical confrontation began. The furious woman called up her husband and brother to come help her, which resulted in a fight. During the fight, the middle aged woman managed to grab the man’s testicles, and squeezed them till he finally collapsed on the ground. The man was immediately rushed to the hospital, but unfortunately died.



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Postby BigBallinStalin on Tue Aug 07, 2012 9:33 am

I blame the coal plants.
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Postby Nola_Lifer on Tue Aug 07, 2012 9:34 am

Does this mean she has kung fu grip?
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Postby Haggis_McMutton on Tue Aug 07, 2012 9:51 am

So it turns out this video is actually medically accurate.

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Postby DiM on Tue Aug 07, 2012 10:07 am

how on earth do you even stumble upon such news articles? :lol:
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Postby kentington on Tue Aug 07, 2012 9:26 pm

DiM wrote:how on earth do you even stumble upon such news articles? :lol:


Searching for testicles online of course.
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Postby Woodruff on Tue Aug 07, 2012 9:41 pm

Ain't no way am I reading the OP nor clicking on that link. I'm just saying.
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Postby saxitoxin on Tue Aug 07, 2012 9:42 pm

This happened to me once.
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Postby kentington on Tue Aug 07, 2012 9:47 pm

saxitoxin wrote:This happened to me once.


I don't know why you keep bringing that up. I already apologized.
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Postby Baron Von PWN on Wed Aug 08, 2012 7:52 am

kentington wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:This happened to me once.


I don't know why you keep bringing that up. I already apologized.


jeez saxi he said sorry, let it go. (kentington already has)
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Postby jonesthecurl on Wed Aug 08, 2012 8:23 am

Oh. I thought you meant something else entirely when you said he "put the squeeze on you". Sorry, Saxi, I would've shown more sympathy - I thought it was just yet one more blackmailer.
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Re: Parking spot fight ends in death by testicular asphyxiat

Postby Haggis_McMutton on Wed Aug 08, 2012 8:57 am

saxitoxin wrote:This happened to me once.


Is that why your balls are made of ceramic now?
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Postby Pope Joan on Wed Aug 08, 2012 10:11 am

She must have practiced on kittens...
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Postby notyou2 on Wed Aug 08, 2012 8:01 pm

evil bitch
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