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Judo dude eats hash brownie, gets disqualified

Postby heavycola on Tue Aug 07, 2012 9:59 am

So this poor american kid eats a hash brownie and gets kicked out of the olympics? How can weed possibly enhance your performance in sport, unless maybe you put a box full of donuts on the finishing line?

I mean thinking about it, if you were forced to fight the world's top judo fighter, with the concession that your opponent would have to eat one non-poisonous food item of your choice and wouldn't get drug tested, wouldn't it be a superstrong hash brownie?
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Re: Judo dude eats hash brownie, gets disqualified

Postby BigBallinStalin on Tue Aug 07, 2012 10:11 am

From what I've heard, weed can make an athlete more aware of their own physical movements, thereby granting them a higher degree of control over oneself.
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Re: Judo dude eats hash brownie, gets disqualified

Postby KoolBak on Tue Aug 07, 2012 10:14 am

Drug policy; it's his own damn fault. He claims "I didn't know!!! Waaaaa!!!", but that's bullshit. I don't want my kids looking up to these superstars that train so hard to be in the olympics and seeing some punk that can't control his basest desires and throwing away his career for a cheap fucking high. What an idiot.....hope he's perma banned....like wicked..... :twisted:

PS - it was weed, not hash......
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Postby Haggis_McMutton on Tue Aug 07, 2012 10:16 am

This gives me a great idea for a spin-off event.
Olympics where everyone has to take a couple hits of acid before the competition.

I'd watch that.
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Re: Judo dude eats hash brownie, gets disqualified

Postby KoolBak on Tue Aug 07, 2012 10:17 am

Damn staight :lol: (but my kids wouldn't!)

Haggis_McMutton wrote:This gives me a great idea for a spin-off event.
Olympics where everyone has to take a couple hits of acid before the competition.

I'd watch that.
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Re: Judo dude eats hash brownie, gets disqualified

Postby heavycola on Tue Aug 07, 2012 3:17 pm

BigBallinStalin wrote:From what I've heard, weed can make an athlete more aware of their own physical movements, thereby granting them a higher degree of control over oneself.


i'm not sure waving one's hands around, staring at them and repeating the word 'whoa' is going to help any athlete.
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Re: Judo dude eats hash brownie, gets disqualified

Postby BigBallinStalin on Tue Aug 07, 2012 4:11 pm

heavycola wrote:
BigBallinStalin wrote:From what I've heard, weed can make an athlete more aware of their own physical movements, thereby granting them a higher degree of control over oneself.


i'm not sure waving one's hands around, staring at them and repeating the word 'whoa' is going to help any athlete.


You're right because I tried that, and I completely forgot what I was suppose to do.

But for some users, weed would provide an unfair advantage.
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Re: Judo dude eats hash brownie, gets disqualified

Postby notyou2 on Tue Aug 07, 2012 7:19 pm

Imagine trying to be violent while you're mind is saying "peace dude".....sounds like a losing recipe to me.
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