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A Sweater of Dicks

Postby BigBallinStalin on Thu Aug 16, 2012 7:35 am

Would you be interested in purchasing a sweater of Dicks?












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Re: A Sweater of Dicks

Postby 2dimes on Thu Aug 16, 2012 7:58 am

Is that a quantity or a garment?
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Re: A Sweater of Dicks

Postby Maugena on Thu Aug 16, 2012 8:23 am

BigBallinStalin wrote:Would you be interested in purchasing a sweater of Dicks?Image

Was this bloke having an allergic reaction to something?
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Re: A Sweater of Dicks

Postby / on Thu Aug 16, 2012 6:33 pm

No "Tricky Dick" Nixon? Are you trying to cheat us or something?
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Re: A Sweater of Dicks

Postby BigBallinStalin on Thu Aug 16, 2012 6:58 pm

/ wrote:No "Tricky Dick" Nixon? Are you trying to cheat us or something?



C'mon! I added Franklin Dick Roosevelt. What more could you want?
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Re: A Sweater of Dicks

Postby Symmetry on Thu Aug 16, 2012 7:05 pm

BigBallinStalin wrote:
/ wrote:No "Tricky Dick" Nixon? Are you trying to cheat us or something?



C'mon! I added Franklin Dick Roosevelt. What more could you want?


A bit more international flavour? Dick the LionHeart (trust me- don't look that one up on Urban Dictionary- you need at least one girl with a club foot, and a guy with a penicillin allergy)?
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Re: A Sweater of Dicks

Postby BigBallinStalin on Thu Aug 16, 2012 7:13 pm

Customizable Dick Sweaters is a foreseeable option which depends on the short-term sales of the current model. In the free market, you could of course implement your customized model now; however, if I can obtain a state-granted monopoly on Dick Sweaters, then I may be able to successfully sue you and drive you out of business.

Suppose I receive backing from a several wealthy donors. My legal resources would expand, thus increasing the risks (and costs) to you for "copying" my patent.
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Re: A Sweater of Dicks

Postby Army of GOD on Thu Aug 16, 2012 10:15 pm

I'm failing to see Dickie Dick
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Re: A Sweater of Dicks

Postby natty dread on Thu Aug 16, 2012 11:57 pm

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Re: A Sweater of Dicks

Postby warmonger1981 on Sun Aug 19, 2012 8:59 am

Looks like a bunch of dicks
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Re: A Sweater of Dicks

Postby Sackett58 on Sun Aug 19, 2012 10:01 am

Rather have a sweater of this Dick

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Re: A Sweater of Dicks

Postby john9blue on Sun Aug 19, 2012 10:22 am

jesus christ what a sausage fest.

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Re: A Sweater of Dicks

Postby xeno on Sun Aug 19, 2012 4:22 pm

What is it with this place and its poor taste in old, unappealing women?
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Re: A Sweater of Dicks

Postby notyou2 on Sun Aug 19, 2012 8:32 pm

Maugena wrote:
BigBallinStalin wrote:Would you be interested in purchasing a sweater of Dicks?Image

Was this bloke having an allergic reaction to something?


Not sure if he is having a reaction or his botox eyebrow treatment went awry.
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