MASS EMAILS

[shieldgenerator7]

Hello!

Instead of writing a mass email to everyone, I decided to make a thread about it. (I got in trouble last time for replying to a mass email :/ )
So, what the hay was that?! PD, WHY would you PM everyone about CHEETOS?!

I don't even like cheetos. The cheese sticks to my fingers and gets all nasty. Plus they taste weird. I thought I got an IMPORTANT PM just now, not something about cheetos. Whatthium.

-SG7 ( )

[pimpdave]

Wait, what? You can get in trouble for that?

And if you don't think that message was important, well I just don't know.

[pimpdave]

Holy shit, someone actually reported that PM? What about that video was offensive? I've never sent out of a mass PM before. I'm not going to again. It was just meant as a happy counterpoint to a serious business mass PM from Woodruff. Did you guys report his mass PM too?

Whoa, I just checked... someone reported Neo's too? Seriously?

[pimpdave]

Here's the video for those that missed the PM. Frigidus, I see you browsing this forum right now, but you weren't on Woodruff's PM list, so you didn't get it. Here's the video.

[tkr4lf]

You're being an idiot, Dave. There's an obvious difference between Woodruff's pm and yours. His actually had a purpose, yours serves no purpose other than to troll. Honestly, I don't know why I'm even responding to this. You're just a troll. And not a good one, either. You're not funny or anything like saxi or aog or any of the other trolls. You're just annoying.

I'm not the one that reported your pm, but it would have been me, had it not already been done in the two minutes it took me to open your pm. Apparently others find you to be as annoying as I do. I don't often wish for people to be banned, but I sincerely hope you get your ban for spamming people's inboxes with drivel. Another 6 months without you would be great.

[pimpdave]

Relax there buckaroo. I honestly can't believe anyone was annoyed by that. I think you just don't like me and are looking for any excuse to try and "stick it to me". We all have to delete those messages Victor Sullivan sends out all the time so if you're complaining about getting a message, I mean... what the hell? Did you miss the part about how I wasn't going to send any more of them?

And my message did serve a purpose. Were you not entertained? What about the content was so offensive? Are you more of a Cheez Doodles guy or something?

I will of course accept your apology.

[whitestazn88]

f*ck you, pimpdave.

f*ck you for trying to make my day more enjoyable with a youtube video.

f*ck you for posting a video that can't be watched embedded in my country.

f*ck you for making me click on the link which then took me to some random website called youtube.com where the page had links to videos that might contain nudity.

f*ck you for making me lie about my age to watch a video from a link on youtube that might have nudity because it was labeled 18+ by the uploader.

f*ck you, and I hope that you get banned for posting a video that was embedded that would link to some website called youtube where i could lie about my age to potentially see a video with nudity that was rated 18+ by its uploader, which is against the rules on this website.

in short, f*ck you for posting nudity.

Sorry, I take that back. Fucking you isn't even worth my time. You're a waste of breath and time and shit and piss and even asbestos would be better served avoiding your neckbeard, living in parent's basement, masturbating to my little pony, [edit: homosexual] ass, you mother [edit: the gerund for the verb synonymous with "to have sex"] [edit: black guy].

I agree with all the haters, who are so upset about one pm on some random [edit: non-hasbro affiliated world conquest game] website forum that can easily be ignored. But instead of just brushing it off, I'M GONNA SHOW YOU HOW ANGRY I AM BY POSTING MY ANGER ABOUT IT IN A THREAD THAT YOU MAY OR MAY NOT READ! MOTHERFUCKER GOD DAMNIT I HATE GETTING PM'ED VIDEOS! I HATE YOUTUBE! SEND ME A VHS INSTEAD YOU FUTURE CUNT! THIS IS THE 21ST CENTURY WHERE WE'RE SO BEYOND POLITICAL CORRECTNESS THAT WE JUST STRAIGHT UP TELL PEOPLE WE HATE THEM FOR COMMENTS ON A FORUM, EVEN THOUGH I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE IN REAL LIFE!

Wait, unless you're a girl. If you're a girl, tits or GTFO. Also, r u single? ASL? Check out pictures of my abs. This loser named tdans keeps stealing my pictures from facebook and is trying to pass them off as himself, I'm the dude with the 6-pack abs. Serious. And I smoke a lot of weed. I'm really cool. And I can buy you beer.

But mostly, tits or GTFO.

[kentington]

I was mostly offended for not getting a pm. This was a half mass email.
At least he posted the vid here for everyone who wasn't on the list.

[Neoteny]

WHY ISN'T THERE A PM FUCKING EVERYONE BUTTON KENTINGTON MISSED MY IMPORTANT PM

[Neoteny]

You're being an idiot, Dave. There's an obvious difference between Woodruff's pm and yours. His actually had a purpose, yours serves no purpose other than to troll. Honestly, I don't know why I'm even responding to this. You're just a troll. And not a good one, either. You're not funny or anything like saxi or aog or any of the other trolls. You're just annoying.

I'm not the one that reported your pm, but it would have been me, had it not already been done in the two minutes it took me to open your pm. Apparently others find you to be as annoying as I do. I don't often wish for people to be banned, but I sincerely hope you get your ban for spamming people's inboxes with drivel. Another 6 months without you would be great.

You're being an idiot, Dave. There's an obvious difference between Woodruff's pm and yours. His actually had a purpose, yours serves no purpose other than to troll. Honestly, I don't know why I'm even responding to this. You're just a troll. And not a good one, either. You're not funny or anything like saxi or aog or any of the other trolls. You're just annoying.

You're not funny or anything like saxi or aog or any of the other trolls.

funny ... like ... aog

[kentington]

WHY ISN'T THERE A PM FUCKING EVERYONE BUTTON KENTINGTON MISSED MY IMPORTANT PM

Annoying right?
Now if you send it all flavor will be lost. Perhaps even if you summarize it the importance will wane.

[Army of GOD]

u jelly neo?

[Frigidus]

Here's the video for those that missed the PM. Frigidus, I see you browsing this forum right now, but you weren't on Woodruff's PM list, so you didn't get it. Here's the video.

Thank God this was brought to my attention.

[BigBallinStalin]

[pimpdave]

[shieldgenerator7]

OK, this thread is now over. THanks anyone for listening. Have a good day and God bless you.

This thread is now ponies or it will be locked. Thank you.

-SG7 ( )

[2dimes]

I move the thread becomes about sex robot.