Unable to maintain his position as the stretchiest toy in the toy box, Stretch resorted to taking PED's.
In March 2012, he was reported to be taking up to 30 rubber pellets a day and was regularly being given industrial grade latex injections in preparation for his world record attempt of having his feet tied to an atlas rocket and his hands tied to an old oak tree.
His annual trips to the rubber plantations of Borneo also raised suspicions amongst the leaders of the world suppleness commission.
he was found split in two today by Sheriff of Nottingham in Sherwood forest.
RIP stretch.
