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Here comes Newton....

Postby Gillipig on Tue Aug 28, 2012 2:59 am

http://www.mercurynews.com/nation-world ... -dominican

Will it be another Katrina? Or will it fade? Discusssssssssssssssssss
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Re: Here comes Newton....

Postby xeno on Tue Aug 28, 2012 9:34 am

Isaac is coming right for my house. f*ck southeastern louisiana -__-
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Re: Here comes Newton....

Postby Borderdawg on Tue Aug 28, 2012 9:39 am

xeno wrote:Isaac is coming right for my house. f*ck southeastern louisiana -__-


That sucks.... You gonna evac, or bunker in and ride it out?
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Re: Here comes Newton....

Postby xeno on Tue Aug 28, 2012 9:46 am

Right now I'm at my house listening to the winds. If the hurricane's eye rides up the mississippi river like it looks poised to do, this house may very well be fucked. I'm about to head west to Laffy to stay with a friend. That or I'm posting up with my .30-06 Springfield automatic rifle and bust a cap in any looter who's dumb enough to mess with my family's house.
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Postby BigBallinStalin on Tue Aug 28, 2012 9:52 am

What's up with that website? It spammed me with cookie authorizations which kept popping up after I kept clicking Deny, Deny, Deny, Deny.
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Re: Here comes Newton....

Postby Gillipig on Tue Aug 28, 2012 9:59 am

xeno wrote:Right now I'm at my house listening to the winds. If the hurricane's eye rides up the mississippi river like it looks poised to do, this house may very well be fucked. I'm about to head west to Laffy to stay with a friend. That or I'm posting up with my .30-06 Springfield automatic rifle and bust a cap in any looter who's dumb enough to mess with my family's house.


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If you can see it....take it! If someone takes what you saw first.....kill him!

As an added bonus you'll have people like this as well:
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Notice how there's not exclamation mark at the end of the sentence. The end came before he had time to type that.
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Re: Here comes Newton....

Postby BigBallinStalin on Tue Aug 28, 2012 10:00 am

Actually, people buy ice, beer, and wine, and then throw hurricane parties.
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Postby saxitoxin on Tue Aug 28, 2012 10:27 am

I'm not sure if it's just me or not but, frankly, I'm more worried about southern Louisiana with xeno on the loose than I am worried about xeno in southern Louisiana.
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Postby Gillipig on Tue Aug 28, 2012 12:50 pm

saxitoxin wrote:I'm not sure if it's just me or not but, frankly, I'm more worried about southern Louisiana with xeno on the loose than I am worried about xeno in southern Louisiana.


All parents will have to hide their post pubescent girls haha.
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Re: Here comes Newton....

Postby fadedpsychosis on Tue Aug 28, 2012 12:54 pm

xeno wrote:Isaac is coming right for my house. f*ck southeastern louisiana -__-

why do you think I joined the military? less hurricanes... more sandstorms, but less hurricanes
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Re: Here comes Newton....

Postby Nola_Lifer on Tue Aug 28, 2012 2:13 pm

Look at picture of Katrina and look at pictures of this storm. There is a clear eye formed with Katrina, Isaac doesn't have shit. Right now it is just a bunch of wind. Eventually the rain will come. The streets will flood in New Orleans because the pumps can only pump so fast and we may lose electricity. No big deal to be honest. Just a bunch of hype.
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Postby nietzsche on Tue Aug 28, 2012 2:32 pm

Nola_Lifer wrote:Look at picture of Katrina and look at pictures of this storm. There is a clear eye formed with Katrina, Isaac doesn't have shit. Right now it is just a bunch of wind. Eventually the rain will come. The streets will flood in New Orleans because the pumps can only pump so fast and we may lose electricity. No big deal to be honest. Just a bunch of hype.


ANd you only have one six pack of pacifico in your fridge... omg omg!! what you gonna do??
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Re: Here comes Newton....

Postby Nola_Lifer on Tue Aug 28, 2012 2:41 pm

nietzsche wrote:
Nola_Lifer wrote:Look at picture of Katrina and look at pictures of this storm. There is a clear eye formed with Katrina, Isaac doesn't have shit. Right now it is just a bunch of wind. Eventually the rain will come. The streets will flood in New Orleans because the pumps can only pump so fast and we may lose electricity. No big deal to be honest. Just a bunch of hype.


ANd you only have one six pack of pacifico in your fridge... omg omg!! what you gonna do??


Probably go buy more beer. They just announced the bar is opened down the street. :D
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Re: Here comes Newton....

Postby nietzsche on Tue Aug 28, 2012 2:51 pm

Nola_Lifer wrote:
nietzsche wrote:
Nola_Lifer wrote:Look at picture of Katrina and look at pictures of this storm. There is a clear eye formed with Katrina, Isaac doesn't have shit. Right now it is just a bunch of wind. Eventually the rain will come. The streets will flood in New Orleans because the pumps can only pump so fast and we may lose electricity. No big deal to be honest. Just a bunch of hype.


ANd you only have one six pack of pacifico in your fridge... omg omg!! what you gonna do??


Probably go buy more beer. They just announced the bar is opened down the street. :D


We have hurricanes coming here every 4 years, give or take, and since there's not much protection from the advance of the sea (bay sea, not open sea) a lot of people leaves. I actually like to stay. The last 2 hurricanes I've stayed, nothing much happened, and the last time 2 cousins brought shrimps and beer and we got pretty drunk. If the hurricane would've hit directly, there was nothing we could've done to save stuff or ourselves from it lol. It's kind of exciting.
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Re: Here comes Newton....

Postby Nola_Lifer on Tue Aug 28, 2012 2:54 pm

nietzsche wrote:
Nola_Lifer wrote:
nietzsche wrote:
Nola_Lifer wrote:Look at picture of Katrina and look at pictures of this storm. There is a clear eye formed with Katrina, Isaac doesn't have shit. Right now it is just a bunch of wind. Eventually the rain will come. The streets will flood in New Orleans because the pumps can only pump so fast and we may lose electricity. No big deal to be honest. Just a bunch of hype.


ANd you only have one six pack of pacifico in your fridge... omg omg!! what you gonna do??


Probably go buy more beer. They just announced the bar is opened down the street. :D


We have hurricanes coming here every 4 years, give or take, and since there's not much protection from the advance of the sea (bay sea, not open sea) a lot of people leaves. I actually like to stay. The last 2 hurricanes I've stayed, nothing much happened, and the last time 2 cousins brought shrimps and beer and we got pretty drunk. If the hurricane would've hit directly, there was nothing we could've done to save stuff or ourselves from it lol. It's kind of exciting.


To be honest, it doesn't look all that. Just a storm with some wind.
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Re: Here comes Newton....

Postby saxitoxin on Tue Aug 28, 2012 2:59 pm

nietzsche wrote:
Nola_Lifer wrote:
nietzsche wrote:
Nola_Lifer wrote:Look at picture of Katrina and look at pictures of this storm. There is a clear eye formed with Katrina, Isaac doesn't have shit. Right now it is just a bunch of wind. Eventually the rain will come. The streets will flood in New Orleans because the pumps can only pump so fast and we may lose electricity. No big deal to be honest. Just a bunch of hype.


ANd you only have one six pack of pacifico in your fridge... omg omg!! what you gonna do??


Probably go buy more beer. They just announced the bar is opened down the street. :D


We have hurricanes coming here every 4 years, give or take, and since there's not much protection from the advance of the sea (bay sea, not open sea) a lot of people leaves. I actually like to stay. The last 2 hurricanes I've stayed, nothing much happened, and the last time 2 cousins brought shrimps and beer and we got pretty drunk. If the hurricane would've hit directly, there was nothing we could've done to save stuff or ourselves from it lol. It's kind of exciting.


You wouldn't have such a cavalier attitude if you knew xeno were going to be running around your neighborhood with a thirty-aught-six shooting everything that moved and impregnating everything that didn't. You would evacuate with everyone else.
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Re: Here comes Newton....

Postby nietzsche on Tue Aug 28, 2012 4:29 pm

saxitoxin wrote:
nietzsche wrote:
Nola_Lifer wrote:
nietzsche wrote:
Nola_Lifer wrote:Look at picture of Katrina and look at pictures of this storm. There is a clear eye formed with Katrina, Isaac doesn't have shit. Right now it is just a bunch of wind. Eventually the rain will come. The streets will flood in New Orleans because the pumps can only pump so fast and we may lose electricity. No big deal to be honest. Just a bunch of hype.


ANd you only have one six pack of pacifico in your fridge... omg omg!! what you gonna do??


Probably go buy more beer. They just announced the bar is opened down the street. :D


We have hurricanes coming here every 4 years, give or take, and since there's not much protection from the advance of the sea (bay sea, not open sea) a lot of people leaves. I actually like to stay. The last 2 hurricanes I've stayed, nothing much happened, and the last time 2 cousins brought shrimps and beer and we got pretty drunk. If the hurricane would've hit directly, there was nothing we could've done to save stuff or ourselves from it lol. It's kind of exciting.


You wouldn't have such a cavalier attitude if you knew xeno were going to be running around your neighborhood with a thirty-aught-six shooting everything that moved and impregnating everything that didn't. You would evacuate with everyone else.


He would have probably raped us, we were way too drunk, we ran out of beer and one of my cousin opened my uncle's liquor cabinet and took 2 bottles of Don Julio, I don't particularly like tequila but we drank it.

How many girls does xeno does in any given hurricane night?
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Re: Here comes Newton....

Postby saxitoxin on Tue Aug 28, 2012 5:03 pm

nietzsche wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:
nietzsche wrote:
Nola_Lifer wrote:
nietzsche wrote:
Nola_Lifer wrote:Look at picture of Katrina and look at pictures of this storm. There is a clear eye formed with Katrina, Isaac doesn't have shit. Right now it is just a bunch of wind. Eventually the rain will come. The streets will flood in New Orleans because the pumps can only pump so fast and we may lose electricity. No big deal to be honest. Just a bunch of hype.


ANd you only have one six pack of pacifico in your fridge... omg omg!! what you gonna do??


Probably go buy more beer. They just announced the bar is opened down the street. :D


We have hurricanes coming here every 4 years, give or take, and since there's not much protection from the advance of the sea (bay sea, not open sea) a lot of people leaves. I actually like to stay. The last 2 hurricanes I've stayed, nothing much happened, and the last time 2 cousins brought shrimps and beer and we got pretty drunk. If the hurricane would've hit directly, there was nothing we could've done to save stuff or ourselves from it lol. It's kind of exciting.


You wouldn't have such a cavalier attitude if you knew xeno were going to be running around your neighborhood with a thirty-aught-six shooting everything that moved and impregnating everything that didn't. You would evacuate with everyone else.


He would have probably raped us, we were way too drunk, we ran out of beer and one of my cousin opened my uncle's liquor cabinet and took 2 bottles of Don Julio, I don't particularly like tequila but we drank it.

How many girls does xeno does in any given hurricane night?


Who said anything about girls? Stray goats, store mannequins washed away in the debris, the vacuum cleaner. When disaster strikes it's xeno's world, we're just living in it. See:

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Re: Here comes Newton....

Postby Nola_Lifer on Tue Aug 28, 2012 6:08 pm

saxitoxin wrote:
nietzsche wrote:
Nola_Lifer wrote:
nietzsche wrote:
Nola_Lifer wrote:Look at picture of Katrina and look at pictures of this storm. There is a clear eye formed with Katrina, Isaac doesn't have shit. Right now it is just a bunch of wind. Eventually the rain will come. The streets will flood in New Orleans because the pumps can only pump so fast and we may lose electricity. No big deal to be honest. Just a bunch of hype.


ANd you only have one six pack of pacifico in your fridge... omg omg!! what you gonna do??


Probably go buy more beer. They just announced the bar is opened down the street. :D


We have hurricanes coming here every 4 years, give or take, and since there's not much protection from the advance of the sea (bay sea, not open sea) a lot of people leaves. I actually like to stay. The last 2 hurricanes I've stayed, nothing much happened, and the last time 2 cousins brought shrimps and beer and we got pretty drunk. If the hurricane would've hit directly, there was nothing we could've done to save stuff or ourselves from it lol. It's kind of exciting.


You wouldn't have such a cavalier attitude if you knew xeno were going to be running around your neighborhood with a thirty-aught-six shooting everything that moved and impregnating everything that didn't. You would evacuate with everyone else.


I'll just drown his dumbass and send him down the Mississippi.
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Re: Here comes Newton....

Postby Nola_Lifer on Tue Aug 28, 2012 6:09 pm

Gillipig wrote:
xeno wrote:Right now I'm at my house listening to the winds. If the hurricane's eye rides up the mississippi river like it looks poised to do, this house may very well be fucked. I'm about to head west to Laffy to stay with a friend. That or I'm posting up with my .30-06 Springfield automatic rifle and bust a cap in any looter who's dumb enough to mess with my family's house.


When a hurricane arrives, the mentality in New Orleans warps into that of a ghetto in Mozamique.
If you can see it....take it! If someone takes what you saw first.....kill him!

As an added bonus you'll have people like this as well:
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Notice how there's not exclamation mark at the end of the sentence. The end came before he had time to type that.


Who is this guy who thinks he is an expert on all things new orleans.
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Postby xeno on Tue Aug 28, 2012 6:52 pm

Just know that if there are girls out there I will try to lay them. Unless they are underage of course ;D

And some of you may have the wrong idea about how well trained with a rifle I am. I take gun ownership very seriously.
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Postby Gillipig on Wed Aug 29, 2012 1:39 am

Nola_Lifer wrote:
Gillipig wrote:
xeno wrote:Right now I'm at my house listening to the winds. If the hurricane's eye rides up the mississippi river like it looks poised to do, this house may very well be fucked. I'm about to head west to Laffy to stay with a friend. That or I'm posting up with my .30-06 Springfield automatic rifle and bust a cap in any looter who's dumb enough to mess with my family's house.


When a hurricane arrives, the mentality in New Orleans warps into that of a ghetto in Mozamique.
If you can see it....take it! If someone takes what you saw first.....kill him!

As an added bonus you'll have people like this as well:
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Notice how there's not exclamation mark at the end of the sentence. The end came before he had time to type that.


Who is this guy who thinks he is an expert on all things new orleans.


Yeah!!! I mean how dare he? Oh the nerve he has. He makes me all bubbly inside.
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Re: Here comes Newton....

Postby xeno on Sat Sep 01, 2012 3:37 pm

My town was spared barely.
http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/nation/la-na-isaac-laplace-20120831,0,3740237.story

Laplace is not five miles west of my house
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Postby Nola_Lifer on Sun Sep 02, 2012 12:22 pm

GOT MY POWER BACK BITCHES :!: :!: :!: :!:
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Re: Here comes Newton....

Postby xeno on Sun Sep 02, 2012 1:35 pm

Nola_Lifer wrote:GOT MY POWER BACK BITCHES :!: :!: :!: :!:

Still none at my house asshole.
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