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Army of GOD vs. nietzsche ROUND 2

Postby Army of GOD on Wed Feb 19, 2014 6:45 pm

ROUND 1 - FAVORITE HISTORICAL FIGURE

ARMY OF GOD WINS!

Army of GOD - Jesus - 9

nietzsche - Hitler - 6

ROUND 2 - FAVORITE FOOD

Army of GOD - Spicy grilled shrimp and cashews

nietzsche - Shit and semen
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Re: Army of GOD vs. nietzsche ROUND 1

Postby Serbia on Wed Feb 19, 2014 6:54 pm

How does this work?

Bollocks.
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Re: Army of GOD vs. nietzsche ROUND 1

Postby AndyDufresne on Wed Feb 19, 2014 7:31 pm

I closed my eyes and clicked a button.


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Re: Army of GOD vs. nietzsche ROUND 1

Postby notyou2 on Wed Feb 19, 2014 7:58 pm

I thought he meant in a fist fight until I saw favourite historical figures.

Fist fight AoG

Historical figures fist fight Hitler not because he was tough, but because he would fight dirty.

On second thought, fist fight Neetch as he would fight dirty by throwing sand in AoG's eyes.
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Re: Army of GOD vs. nietzsche ROUND 1

Postby nietzsche on Wed Feb 19, 2014 7:58 pm

I want to vote but, I'm not sure... is it Jesus or baby Jesus?
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Re: Army of GOD vs. nietzsche ROUND 1

Postby notyou2 on Wed Feb 19, 2014 8:00 pm

nietzsche wrote:I want to vote but, I'm not sure... is it Jesus or baby Jesus?


I think Hitler is shorter than Jesus, even if Jesus takes his sandals off. I expect Jesus stretched a little on account of hanging on that cross.
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Re: Army of GOD vs. nietzsche ROUND 1

Postby Lootifer on Wed Feb 19, 2014 8:53 pm

Tooo easy.
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Re: Army of GOD vs. nietzsche ROUND 1

Postby betiko on Wed Feb 19, 2014 9:28 pm

I voted jesus because he was a nicer person in my opinion.
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Re: Army of GOD vs. nietzsche ROUND 1

Postby Metsfanmax on Wed Feb 19, 2014 9:39 pm

Sorry Jesus, but Nietzsche was my favorite historical figure.
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Re: Army of GOD vs. nietzsche ROUND 1

Postby BigBallinStalin on Wed Feb 19, 2014 11:12 pm

AoG v. Nietzsche and his posse:


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Re: Army of GOD vs. nietzsche ROUND 1

Postby thegreekdog on Thu Feb 20, 2014 7:29 am

BigBallinStalin wrote:AoG v. Nietzsche and his posse:


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How did AoG kick the middle guy? Does he have three legs?
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Re: Army of GOD vs. nietzsche ROUND 1

Postby DoomYoshi on Thu Feb 20, 2014 7:48 am

Yea, although due to shortness, it's not as much of a feat as it may seem. 7 inches will suffice.
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Re: Army of GOD vs. nietzsche ROUND 1

Postby betiko on Thu Feb 20, 2014 8:39 am

you guys don't get it, no penis is involved. both legs are joint all the way. he is just chuck norris fast, ask him.
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Re: Army of GOD vs. nietzsche ROUND 1

Postby Army of GOD on Thu Feb 20, 2014 5:24 pm

Army of GOD wins!

Round 2 - favorite food
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Re: Army of GOD vs. nietzsche ROUND 1

Postby Lootifer on Thu Feb 20, 2014 5:57 pm

Hah, just noticed your avatar.

If that really is you I want to punch those dumb fucking hipster glasses off your dumb face.

Having said that, I still voted for you.
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Re: Army of GOD vs. nietzsche ROUND 1

Postby BigBallinStalin on Thu Feb 20, 2014 5:58 pm

thegreekdog wrote:
BigBallinStalin wrote:AoG v. Nietzsche and his posse:


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How did AoG kick the middle guy? Does he have three legs?


Dude, it's like physics or something.
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Re: Army of GOD vs. nietzsche ROUND 1

Postby notyou2 on Fri Feb 21, 2014 2:49 pm

BigBallinStalin wrote:
thegreekdog wrote:
BigBallinStalin wrote:AoG v. Nietzsche and his posse:


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How did AoG kick the middle guy? Does he have three legs?


Dude, it's like physics or something.


Physics LOL.

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