Our planet is f**ked

[GoranZ]

[nietzsche]

wait...

who's got new implants??

[Army of GOD]

wait...

who's got new implants??

saxi

[DoomYoshi]

Brisbane just got new butt implants. All the biggest asses of the world are arriving right now.

[notyou2]

So who made themselves into a bigger ass?

Gotta be one of the Arsedashians.

[notyou2]

Seriously, we need to start neutering people.

[degaston]

[mrswdk]

Some (I'm assuming American) celebrity got ass implants
vs.
Some pointless space shit.

I can't see why either matters much tbh.

[TeeGee]

Brisbane just got new butt implants. All the biggest asses of the world are arriving right now.

Still waiting for the blunder from down under to tackle the big scary Russian like he promised

[DaGip]

This was the first thing I thought of when I saw the subject title.

[BigBallinStalin]

Some (I'm assuming American) celebrity got ass implants
vs.
Some pointless space shit.

I can't see why either matters much tbh.

The amazement at the comet landing seems more of a nationalist/love teh guv'ment thing.

If India did that before the US, would the space fanboys in the US be as equally pleased and amazed? I'd assume there'd be less American cheering in this situation.

[TA1LGUNN3R]

Some (I'm assuming American) celebrity got ass implants
vs.
Some pointless space shit.

I can't see why either matters much tbh.

The amazement at the comet landing seems more of a nationalist/love teh guv'ment thing.

If India did that before the US, would the space fanboys in the US be as equally pleased and amazed? I'd assume there'd be less American cheering in this situation.

The Philae landing was the ESA. Smelly Europeans did it, not the U.S.

-TG

[BigBallinStalin]

Some (I'm assuming American) celebrity got ass implants
vs.
Some pointless space shit.

I can't see why either matters much tbh.

The amazement at the comet landing seems more of a nationalist/love teh guv'ment thing.

If India did that before the US, would the space fanboys in the US be as equally pleased and amazed? I'd assume there'd be less American cheering in this situation.

The Philae landing was the ESA. Smelly Europeans did it, not the U.S.

-TG

DAMN EUROPEANS!!!

Let's change "US" to "Europeans," and for better robustness + arbitrariness, run another hypothesis that shifts from 'nationalism' to 'pro-white people'. There!

[patches70]

We were able to crash a probe onto a comet. So show some respect for the feat of crashing on a comet millions of miles away.

In more successful news, we have now perfected the butt transplant. The miracles of modern medicine, the space jockeys gotta up their game or something.

[patches70]

I even like how the space jockeys have to spin what was a crash into a "difficult landing". Haha!

As this handy graphic shows-



As you can see the probe hit the comet at the right speed at the right place. But it's landing harpoons failed deploy. The probe then bounces and crashes again 1km away from where it was supposed to land. Then it bounces again and ends up stuck in a crevice at a crazy angle stuck in a shadow.

Difficult landing my ass. That's a crash!

I'm sure if we really put our minds to it we could make an even more spectacular crash next time. Maybe with some astronauts on it! And think of all those idiots who signed up to go to Mars (Ha! Like that was ever going to happen). Those poor sops wouldn't be landing on Mars, they'd be crashing on Mars! So lets keep spending billions to crash more stuff on more things around the solar system! And God willings (and stupidity ruling) maybe we can one day have actual human beings inside those things crashing on far away celestial objects.
Such prideful ambitions bring a tear to my eye, almost.

[TA1LGUNN3R]

Some (I'm assuming American) celebrity got ass implants
vs.
Some pointless space shit.

I can't see why either matters much tbh.

The amazement at the comet landing seems more of a nationalist/love teh guv'ment thing.

If India did that before the US, would the space fanboys in the US be as equally pleased and amazed? I'd assume there'd be less American cheering in this situation.

The Philae landing was the ESA. Smelly Europeans did it, not the U.S.

-TG

DAMN EUROPEANS!!!

Let's change "US" to "Europeans," and for better robustness + arbitrariness, run another hypothesis that shifts from 'nationalism' to 'pro-white people'. There!

Much better.

I even like how the space jockeys have to spin what was a crash into a "difficult landing". Haha!

As this handy graphic shows-



As you can see the probe hit the comet at the right speed at the right place. But it's landing harpoons failed deploy. The probe then bounces and crashes again 1km away from where it was supposed to land. Then it bounces again and ends up stuck in a crevice at a crazy angle stuck in a shadow.

Difficult landing my ass. That's a crash!

I'm sure if we really put our minds to it we could make an even more spectacular crash next time. Maybe with some astronauts on it! And think of all those idiots who signed up to go to Mars (Ha! Like that was ever going to happen). Those poor sops wouldn't be landing on Mars, they'd be crashing on Mars! So lets keep spending billions to crash more stuff on more things around the solar system! And God willings (and stupidity ruling) maybe we can one day have actual human beings inside those things crashing on far away celestial objects.
Such prideful ambitions bring a tear to my eye, almost.

[betiko]

I even like how the space jockeys have to spin what was a crash into a "difficult landing". Haha!

As this handy graphic shows-



As you can see the probe hit the comet at the right speed at the right place. But it's landing harpoons failed deploy. The probe then bounces and crashes again 1km away from where it was supposed to land. Then it bounces again and ends up stuck in a crevice at a crazy angle stuck in a shadow.

Difficult landing my ass. That's a crash!

I'm sure if we really put our minds to it we could make an even more spectacular crash next time. Maybe with some astronauts on it! And think of all those idiots who signed up to go to Mars (Ha! Like that was ever going to happen). Those poor sops wouldn't be landing on Mars, they'd be crashing on Mars! So lets keep spending billions to crash more stuff on more things around the solar system! And God willings (and stupidity ruling) maybe we can one day have actual human beings inside those things crashing on far away celestial objects.
Such prideful ambitions bring a tear to my eye, almost.

like it or not; I'm proud to be part of this society of monkeys sending probes on comets. Bottom line, the ESA did manage to drill the comet, send the analysis back to earth and change the angle of the probe to get better light before entering into hibernation. i think that space news are always the best news!!

[DaGip]

[GoranZ]

[mrswdk]

That is the grossest ass ever.

[DaGip]

That is the grossest ass ever.

You are not black, therefor your opinion matters not.

[betiko]

That is the grossest ass ever.

totally fine by me even if it's completely photoshopped, mostly the waste, it's all so fake. It's actually a very interesting ass according to me. And pardon my poor tastes, but kim k is quite sexually apetizing in my humble opinion.

[tzor]

Difficult landing my ass. That's a crash!

It's not really a "Crash" the gravitational pull of the object is extremely low. Any attempt at contact would result in some bounce back. It is more like a failure to grab the ground, than it is a crash.