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What's your BMI?

Postby saxitoxin on Wed Apr 08, 2015 7:53 pm

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Re: What's your BMI?

Postby mrswdk on Wed Apr 08, 2015 9:04 pm

Any woman with a BMI higher than about 17 is not a lady.
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Re: What's your BMI?

Postby DoomYoshi on Wed Apr 08, 2015 9:06 pm

According to my BMI, I am overweight.
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Re: What's your BMI?

Postby saxitoxin on Wed Apr 08, 2015 9:27 pm

mrswdk wrote:Any woman with a BMI higher than about 17 is not a lady.


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Re: What's your BMI?

Postby khazalid on Wed Apr 08, 2015 9:37 pm

22.8, apparently.

but just to be on the safe side, i'm gonna go hit the treadmill and have a wank.

22.7; here i come.
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Re: What's your BMI?

Postby Army of GOD on Wed Apr 08, 2015 10:22 pm

DoomYoshi wrote:According to my BMI, I am overweight.


haha, I'm obese


thank god BMI differentiates between fat vs. muscle
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Re: What's your BMI?

Postby saxitoxin on Wed Apr 08, 2015 10:41 pm

khazalid wrote:22.8, apparently.

but just to be on the safe side, i'm gonna go hit the treadmill and have a wank.

22.7; here i come.


that took me a few minutes to get it :D
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Re: What's your BMI?

Postby Lootifer on Thu Apr 09, 2015 1:05 am

WTF.

At my height (5'9) I could be 125lbs (57kg) and still be normal...

That's absolutely insane. If you are 5'9, 57kg and not an Olympic marathon runner/walker then you are unhealthy, simple as that.
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Re: What's your BMI?

Postby dario2099 on Thu Apr 09, 2015 1:18 am

18.8 here.

And you're all fat.
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Re: What's your BMI?

Postby saxitoxin on Thu Apr 09, 2015 2:47 am

Lootifer wrote:WTF.

At my height (5'9) I could be 125lbs (57kg) and still be normal...

That's absolutely insane. If you are 5'9, 57kg and not an Olympic marathon runner/walker then you are unhealthy, simple as that.


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Re: What's your BMI?

Postby mrswdk on Thu Apr 09, 2015 3:54 am

Gillipig wrote:
mrswdk wrote:Any woman with a BMI higher than about 17 is not a lady.


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Re: What's your BMI?

Postby Lord Arioch on Thu Apr 09, 2015 4:02 am

BMI= Burger Meateating Index? :-$ :-$ :-$ O:)
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Re: What's your BMI?

Postby DaGip on Thu Apr 09, 2015 4:46 am

I celebrated hearing the news that cholesterol and salt are no longer bad for you! BWs on Wednesday was of course the logical choice for such a celebration! My BMI went from 20 to 48 in the fraction of just a few hours of all-you-can-eat splendor!


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Re: What's your BMI?

Postby betiko on Thu Apr 09, 2015 5:21 am

ok so had to go on a converter.... 1m80=5'9 and 73kg=161pounds. That's 23,8 BMI... and I'm in the higher range of normal aparently (which is between 18,5 and 24,9). That's BS. I feel skinny as shit these days, I would not want to lose an extra kilo. I agree with lootifer, this scale is wrong.
And anyways, if you don't take into consideration one's skeleton density and the % of fat vs muscle how can this make any sense?
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Re: What's your BMI?

Postby betiko on Thu Apr 09, 2015 5:23 am

dario2099 wrote:18.8 here.

And you're all fat.


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Re: What's your BMI?

Postby Serbia on Thu Apr 09, 2015 5:51 am

28.2. Get in line.

Bollocks.
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Re: What's your BMI?

Postby khazalid on Thu Apr 09, 2015 7:44 am

saxitoxin wrote:
khazalid wrote:22.8, apparently.

but just to be on the safe side, i'm gonna go hit the treadmill and have a wank.

22.7; here i come.


that took me a few minutes to get it :D


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Re: What's your BMI?

Postby notyou2 on Thu Apr 09, 2015 8:04 am

Saxi is collecting personal information from CC members.

IE: Height, weight, birth date/age and country of origin as well as other information. Ban him for 30 days.
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Re: What's your BMI?

Postby betiko on Thu Apr 09, 2015 8:21 am

notyou2 wrote:Saxi is collecting personal information from CC members.

IE: Height, weight, birth date/age and country of origin as well as other information. Ban him for 30 days.


yes and as always; he doesn t reply himself. he likes to sit on his silver chair somewhere down there and not being part of any of his flying circus stunts.
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Re: What's your BMI?

Postby mrswdk on Thu Apr 09, 2015 9:55 am

What's the difference between Western and Asian girls?

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Re: What's your BMI?

Postby Army of GOD on Thu Apr 09, 2015 10:36 am

mrswdk wrote:What's the difference between Western and Asian girls?

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closer to 200
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Re: What's your BMI?

Postby waauw on Thu Apr 09, 2015 10:41 am

22.4 despite the fact that I gained about 7-8 kilo the past year
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Re: What's your BMI?

Postby mrswdk on Thu Apr 09, 2015 11:05 am

Army of GOD wrote:
mrswdk wrote:What's the difference between Western and Asian girls?

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closer to 200


lol ikr

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Re: What's your BMI?

Postby saxitoxin on Thu Apr 09, 2015 2:25 pm

betiko wrote:
notyou2 wrote:Saxi is collecting personal information from CC members.

IE: Height, weight, birth date/age and country of origin as well as other information. Ban him for 30 days.


yes and as always; he doesn t reply himself. he likes to sit on his silver chair somewhere down there and not being part of any of his flying circus stunts.


23.9 - wanna f*ck?
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Re: What's your BMI?

Postby betiko on Thu Apr 09, 2015 2:55 pm

saxitoxin wrote:
betiko wrote:
notyou2 wrote:Saxi is collecting personal information from CC members.

IE: Height, weight, birth date/age and country of origin as well as other information. Ban him for 30 days.


yes and as always; he doesn t reply himself. he likes to sit on his silver chair somewhere down there and not being part of any of his flying circus stunts.


23.9 - wanna f*ck?


Ama 23,8 sounds like you re not in my league dude. Go for serb or doom!
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