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What Size is Your Residing Country's Penis? (Edit)

Postby Funkyterrance on Sat Jun 06, 2015 1:49 am

Metaphorically speaking, of course. I think the US is about average but it stuffs a sock in there nonetheless.
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Re: What Size is Your Country's Penis?

Postby betiko on Sat Jun 06, 2015 2:03 am

It depends on the country's health care system and the average temperature in winter.
Then factorise ecological policies. I think the grass is green, or not?
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Re: What Size is Your Country's Penis?

Postby mrswdk on Sat Jun 06, 2015 2:04 am

Unfortunately I don't own any countries.
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Re: What Size is Your Country's Penis?

Postby Funkyterrance on Sat Jun 06, 2015 2:11 am

betiko wrote:It depends on the country's health care system and the average temperature in winter.
Then factorise ecological policies. I think the grass is green, or not?


You're totally framing this to make France a ten-incher...
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Re: What Size is Your Residing Country's Penis? (Edit)

Postby mrswdk on Sat Jun 06, 2015 2:15 am

'What Size is Your Residing Country's Penis?'

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Re: What Size is Your Residing Country's Penis? (Edit)

Postby Funkyterrance on Sat Jun 06, 2015 2:33 am

For the record, I measure the UK at a solid seven or eight inches. Russia= 4 inches, give or take. Mexico, dos. China... 5 inches and not even close to fully aroused. France, apparently, is in a league of it's own.
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Re: What Size is Your Residing Country's Penis? (Edit)

Postby mrswdk on Sat Jun 06, 2015 2:36 am

Funkyterrance wrote:I measure the UK at a solid seven or eight inches


Sounds like you've got some stories to share.
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Re: What Size is Your Residing Country's Penis? (Edit)

Postby Funkyterrance on Sat Jun 06, 2015 2:36 am

mrswdk wrote:
Funkyterrance wrote:I measure the UK at a solid seven or eight inches


Sounds like you've got some stories to share.

Don't I wish!
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Re: What Size is Your Residing Country's Penis? (Edit)

Postby betiko on Sat Jun 06, 2015 3:07 am

Funkyterrance wrote:For the record, I measure the UK at a solid seven or eight inches. Russia= 4 inches, give or take. Mexico, dos. China... 5 inches and not even close to fully aroused. France, apparently, is in a league of it's own.


Man, you are just baiting goranz here. You have just put your finger in a long discussion about Putin.
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