China = "My pet dogs... ARE BEARS!!!"

by **Serbia** on Thu Jul 02, 2015 7:26 pm

Chinese pet owner is shocked to find out the two cute 'puppies' he bought and raised for two years are actually BEARS

inb4 mrswdk "he must have been Japanese"

Discuss!

Bollocks.

by **2dimes** on Thu Jul 02, 2015 7:50 pm

Bear thread :arrow:

by **TA1LGUNN3R** on Thu Jul 02, 2015 7:50 pm

How could you ever confuse a dog with a bear? What a moron!

by **2dimes** on Thu Jul 02, 2015 7:52 pm

Plus, who eats bear?

by **mrswdk** on Thu Jul 02, 2015 9:28 pm

Reminds me of the zoo which put a big red dog in their lion pen when their lion had to be taken away for a health check up.

The people responsible for that were also Japanese, as Serbia correctly guessed.

by **mrswdk** on Thu Jul 02, 2015 9:40 pm

Zoo staff catch escaped tiger:

by **mrswdk** on Fri Jul 03, 2015 12:04 am

by **macbone** on Fri Jul 03, 2015 5:30 am

Stolen from /r/jokes:

So a gorilla dies of old age at a zoo right before the zoo opens. It is the only gorilla at the zoo since they are not very profitable. However, the gorilla is their most popular attraction by far, and they cannot afford to go a day without it. So the zoo owner asks one of his workers to wear a gorilla suit they have in storage for an extra $100 a day if he will go in the gorilla cage and pretend to be the gorilla until the zoo can afford a new one.

Quickly, the new "gorilla" becomes the most popular craze at the zoo. People from all over are coming to see the "Human-like" gorilla. About a month in, the craze has started to wear off. So, to get peoples attention back, he decides to climb over his enclosure and hang from the net ceiling above the lions den next to him. A large crowd of people gather watching the spectacle in awe and terror. Suddenly the man loses his grip and falls to the floor of the lions den. The man starts screaming "HELP!! HELP!!!" Suddenly a lion pounces him from behind and whispers in his ear, "Shut the f*** up right now or you're going to get us both fired."