ask mrs wdk on a date

by **notyou2** on Thu Nov 19, 2015 6:15 pm

This is the thread where you ask mrs wdk on a date,

You need to give reasons why she should date you and what would the date consist of.

by **Army of GOD** on Thu Nov 19, 2015 7:25 pm

If anyone posts this thread, I will punch you in the face until you beg for mercy

mrswdk is my gf

by **muy_thaiguy** on Thu Nov 19, 2015 10:12 pm

Army of GOD wrote:If anyone posts this thread, I will punch you in the face until you beg for mercy

mrswdk is my gf

She takes you from behind often?

by **Dukasaur** on Thu Nov 19, 2015 10:34 pm

notyou2 wrote:This is the thread where you ask mrs wdk on a date,

You need to give reasons why she should date you and what would the date consist of.

First of all, she is a he, so I don't want to date him, at least not in the usual sense.

However, if he was ever in my neighbourhood, I would take him out for lunch. My experience is that the worst internet trolls are actually decent people in R/L. There are several that I've met -- total assholes online who are pretty decent in person, and I suspect Mr. Swickdick would turn out to be a decent Joe if you got him a plate of geschnetzeltes and a couple beers.

by **Bernie Sanders** on Thu Nov 19, 2015 11:07 pm

notyou2 wrote:This is the thread where you ask mrs wdk on a date,

You need to give reasons why she should date you and what would the date consist of.

by **notyou2** on Fri Nov 20, 2015 6:26 pm

Whether she was born a he is irrelevant, she clearly considers herself a she and that's all that matters. Duk, I expected better of you than this ignorant bigoted hatred towards the transgendered. You too Bernie.

by **waauw** on Fri Nov 20, 2015 6:32 pm

notyou2 wrote:Whether she was born a he is irrelevant, she clearly considers herself a she and that's all that matters. Duk, I expected better of you than this ignorant bigoted hatred towards the transgendered. You too Bernie.

by **notyou2** on Fri Nov 20, 2015 6:34 pm

That's right wauuw, threaten them with violence until they change their narrow minded views. Feckin' bigots.

by **mrswdk** on Sat Nov 21, 2015 5:56 pm

If you want to persuade me to tickle your pickle then you'll need to do better than this narrow-minded banter.

by **muy_thaiguy** on Sat Nov 21, 2015 7:02 pm

mrswdk wrote:If you want to persuade me to tickle your pickle then you'll need to do better than this narrow-minded banter.

You mean you DON'T take AOG from behind?

by **jimboston** on Sat Nov 21, 2015 9:39 pm

If we went on a date, would you cosplay like a furry?

by **mrswdk** on Sun Nov 22, 2015 7:35 am

What would you like me to dress as?

by **iAmCaffeine** on Mon Nov 23, 2015 10:37 am

by **notyou2** on Mon Nov 23, 2015 6:16 pm

DoomYoshi wrote:There's a cafe a few towns over that plays diddily-dee Irish music on every other Wednesday. I will drink espresso, you can have local craft beers. Afterwards, we will go to a hockey game. I claim it's important, since you are visiting Canada. You say "we aren't in Canada, we are in Siberia". I realize you are right. This has been a dream all along. Now, quick, we must escape the beet army. Except you aren't you anymore, but a parallel timeline version of me. It seems I was at the wellspring of my life. The Butterfly Effect was a lie all along! Time travel is permissive, the great man theory of history holds. As long as you don't kill Napoleon or someone, you can do whatever you want. While at the wellspring, I made every mother and grandmother in my family tree a bit more ... eager. I ended up being born 130 years earlier. Now our date is impossible, as I am stuck at the Industrial Revolution and you are stuck at the Global Civil War. I leave this message in a bottle, hoping you will find it. Then you wake up... I am the man of your dreams.

OK, you may go on one date with her.