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any tips for an old boy looking for friend of the opposite type?
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Serbia wrote:any tips for an old boy looking for friend of the opposite type?

Laundromats. Best verified pickup location ever.
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Swap meet. Low grade women easy to get.
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red light district
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Usually about 15% or so is acceptable.

Oh, wrong tips.
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Ether on a rag
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Transgender-friendly bathrooms.
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I've found that putting my tip in women seems to bring 'em around.

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ALL OF YOU ARE PERVERTS

Except muy, who's just a decent tipper.
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Serbia wrote:ALL OF YOU ARE PERVERTS

Except muy, who's just a decent tipper.

Pot/kettle serb!!
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why are you looking for female friends serb?

how about facebook, and start talking to the ugly ones you had fun with in your 20s. or the pretty ones married with children. Or the pretty ones that are hot, single and exposing their vajayjay.
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Stay single. Women are evil.
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Keefie wrote:Stay single. Women are evil.

So, does that make you a test tube baby between two men?
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betiko wrote: Or the pretty ones that are hot, single and exposing their vajayjay.

Whoa, wait. Where on freindface are these?
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2dimes wrote:
betiko wrote: Or the pretty ones that are hot, single and exposing their vajayjay.

Whoa, wait. Where on freindface are these?

https://www.facebook.com/twistedtruckers/
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betiko wrote:why are you looking for female friends serb?

Keefie wrote:Stay single. Women are evil.


I'M NOT. THIS IS FOR A FRIEND.
I'm a married man, you pervs.

And apey, I am neither a pot nor a kettle, so your post makes no sense.
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Guess I shouldn't elaborate on what I was talking about then?
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muy_thaiguy wrote:Guess I shouldn't elaborate on what I was talking about then?

Et tu, muy? PERVERT! :x
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Serbia wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:Guess I shouldn't elaborate on what I was talking about then?

Et tu, muy? PERVERT! :x

A generous pervert!
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Yes, Serbia is married to the fact that Detroit sports is in shambles
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Serbia wrote:
betiko wrote:why are you looking for female friends serb?

Keefie wrote:Stay single. Women are evil.


I'M NOT. THIS IS FOR A FRIEND.
I'm a married man, you pervs.

And apey, I am neither a pot nor a kettle, so your post makes no sense.

When will you guys realize nothing i say makes sense!
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apey wrote:
Serbia wrote:
betiko wrote:why are you looking for female friends serb?

Keefie wrote:Stay single. Women are evil.


I'M NOT. THIS IS FOR A FRIEND.
I'm a married man, you pervs.

And apey, I am neither a pot nor a kettle, so your post makes no sense.

When will you guys realize nothing i say makes sense!


Mon Apr 16, 2007. At 12:25 am, to be exact.
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Way to b specific
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