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Postby Serbia on Thu May 12, 2016 6:31 am

any tips for an old boy looking for friend of the opposite type?
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Re: tips on women

Postby Dukasaur on Thu May 12, 2016 6:39 am

Serbia wrote:any tips for an old boy looking for friend of the opposite type?

Laundromats. Best verified pickup location ever.
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Re: tips on women

Postby warmonger1981 on Thu May 12, 2016 8:30 am

Swap meet. Low grade women easy to get.
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Re: tips on women

Postby Army of GOD on Thu May 12, 2016 9:18 am

red light district
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Re: tips on women

Postby muy_thaiguy on Thu May 12, 2016 10:10 am

Usually about 15% or so is acceptable.

Oh, wrong tips.
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Re: tips on women

Postby Bernie Sanders on Thu May 12, 2016 12:13 pm

Ether on a rag
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Re: tips on women

Postby mrswdk on Thu May 12, 2016 4:00 pm

Transgender-friendly bathrooms.
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Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Thu May 12, 2016 5:00 pm

I've found that putting my tip in women seems to bring 'em around.

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Re: tips on women

Postby Serbia on Thu May 12, 2016 5:03 pm

ALL OF YOU ARE PERVERTS

Except muy, who's just a decent tipper.
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Re: tips on women

Postby apey on Fri May 13, 2016 11:43 am

Serbia wrote:ALL OF YOU ARE PERVERTS

Except muy, who's just a decent tipper.

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Re: tips on women

Postby betiko on Fri May 13, 2016 11:51 am

why are you looking for female friends serb?

how about facebook, and start talking to the ugly ones you had fun with in your 20s. or the pretty ones married with children. Or the pretty ones that are hot, single and exposing their vajayjay.
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Postby Keefie on Fri May 13, 2016 11:56 am

Stay single. Women are evil.
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Re: tips on women

Postby muy_thaiguy on Fri May 13, 2016 12:34 pm

Keefie wrote:Stay single. Women are evil.

So, does that make you a test tube baby between two men?
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Re: tips on women

Postby 2dimes on Fri May 13, 2016 4:39 pm

betiko wrote: Or the pretty ones that are hot, single and exposing their vajayjay.

Whoa, wait. Where on freindface are these?
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Re: tips on women

Postby Dukasaur on Fri May 13, 2016 6:00 pm

2dimes wrote:
betiko wrote: Or the pretty ones that are hot, single and exposing their vajayjay.

Whoa, wait. Where on freindface are these?

https://www.facebook.com/twistedtruckers/
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Re: tips on women

Postby Serbia on Fri May 13, 2016 10:26 pm

betiko wrote:why are you looking for female friends serb?

Keefie wrote:Stay single. Women are evil.


I'M NOT. THIS IS FOR A FRIEND.
I'm a married man, you pervs.

And apey, I am neither a pot nor a kettle, so your post makes no sense.
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Re: tips on women

Postby muy_thaiguy on Fri May 13, 2016 10:44 pm

Guess I shouldn't elaborate on what I was talking about then?
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Re: tips on women

Postby Serbia on Fri May 13, 2016 10:46 pm

muy_thaiguy wrote:Guess I shouldn't elaborate on what I was talking about then?

Et tu, muy? PERVERT! :x
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Re: tips on women

Postby muy_thaiguy on Fri May 13, 2016 10:49 pm

Serbia wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:Guess I shouldn't elaborate on what I was talking about then?

Et tu, muy? PERVERT! :x

A generous pervert!
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Re: tips on women

Postby Army of GOD on Sat May 14, 2016 1:16 am

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Re: tips on women

Postby apey on Sat May 14, 2016 1:36 am

Serbia wrote:
betiko wrote:why are you looking for female friends serb?

Keefie wrote:Stay single. Women are evil.


I'M NOT. THIS IS FOR A FRIEND.
I'm a married man, you pervs.

And apey, I am neither a pot nor a kettle, so your post makes no sense.

When will you guys realize nothing i say makes sense!
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Re: tips on women

Postby Serbia on Sat May 14, 2016 7:24 am

apey wrote:
Serbia wrote:
betiko wrote:why are you looking for female friends serb?

Keefie wrote:Stay single. Women are evil.


I'M NOT. THIS IS FOR A FRIEND.
I'm a married man, you pervs.

And apey, I am neither a pot nor a kettle, so your post makes no sense.

When will you guys realize nothing i say makes sense!


Mon Apr 16, 2007. At 12:25 am, to be exact.
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Re: tips on women

Postby apey on Sat May 14, 2016 12:55 pm

Way to b specific
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