Canada Does Not Suck

by **BoganGod** on Mon Aug 29, 2016 12:02 pm

Pubic lice are indigenous canadian insects. Oh Canada, you gave the world the moving itch that hurts to scratch.

by **clangfield** on Mon Aug 29, 2016 2:54 pm

Symmetry wrote:
riskllama wrote:isn't honcho the name of a gay dude rag? that's pretty close...

It's one of the few loan words English has from Japanese, but it's not hombre, hombre.

Hmm... more than a few:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_E ... ese_origin

by **Butters1919** on Mon Aug 29, 2016 4:40 pm

riskllama wrote:nothing wrong w/moosehead - except the price...

looks like we're going to need a Canadian Beer Mod to deliberate this debate. I refuse to get involved until that mod has been appointed.

by **notyou2** on Mon Aug 29, 2016 7:41 pm

I agree with Duk and the llama. Moosehead makes excellent beer. What ones have you had Butters?

by **Serbia** on Tue Aug 30, 2016 6:41 am

notyou2 wrote:I agree with Duk and the llama. Moosehead makes excellent beer. What Which ones have you had Butters?

Fixed.

by **mrswdk** on Tue Aug 30, 2016 9:50 am

Is a moosehead like a camel toe? But bigger?

by **mookiemcgee** on Tue Aug 30, 2016 5:57 pm

mrswdk wrote:Is a moosehead like a camel toe? But bigger?

No, I believe that is referred to as a 'moose knuckle' not a moosehead

by **Serbia** on Tue Aug 30, 2016 6:09 pm

mookiemcgee wrote:
mrswdk wrote:Is a moosehead like a camel toe? But bigger?

No, I believe that is referred to as a 'moose knuckle' not a moosehead

Correct.

by **notyou2** on Tue Aug 30, 2016 7:32 pm

Serbia wrote:
notyou2 wrote:I agree with Duk and the llama. Moosehead makes excellent beer. What Which ones have you had Butters?

Fixed.

Often there are only one or two types available outside of the Maritimes. There are about 20 where I live.

Which ones have you had Serb?

by **Serbia** on Tue Aug 30, 2016 7:52 pm

notyou2 wrote:
Serbia wrote:
notyou2 wrote:I agree with Duk and the llama. Moosehead makes excellent beer. What Which ones have you had Butters?

Fixed.

Often there are only one or two types available outside of the Maritimes. There are about 20 where I live.

Which ones have you had Serb?

I can't say with certainty that I've had any. I'd be very open to trying as many as I could though.

by **degaston** on Tue Aug 30, 2016 9:21 pm

Just kidding. Hard to imagine a less offensive neighbor.

by **BoganGod** on Tue Aug 30, 2016 10:49 pm

Can we move onto a conversation less likely to induce sleep.

by **mrswdk** on Wed Aug 31, 2016 3:54 am

Serbia wrote:
mookiemcgee wrote:
mrswdk wrote:Is a moosehead like a camel toe? But bigger?

No, I believe that is referred to as a 'moose knuckle' not a moosehead

Correct.

No one asked you.

by **iAmCaffeine** on Wed Aug 31, 2016 3:58 am

This thread does suck.

by **Serbia** on Wed Aug 31, 2016 6:26 am

mrswdk wrote:
Serbia wrote:
mookiemcgee wrote:
mrswdk wrote:Is a moosehead like a camel toe? But bigger?

No, I believe that is referred to as a 'moose knuckle' not a moosehead

Correct.

No one asked you.

No one specifically excluded me either, and doing so after the fact doesn't count, China Lady.

by **DoomYoshi** on Wed Aug 31, 2016 3:51 pm

Canada, where literally everything is made from corn - except for tortillas.

by **BoganGod** on Thu Sep 01, 2016 12:51 am

DoomYoshi wrote:Canada, where literally everything is made from corn - except for tortillas.

Maple syrup is made from corn? The conspiracy side of my divine nature would like to believe this twaddle. The all knowing part knows this to be a blatantly false, trolling, sweeping statement, designed to draw outrage comments from the feeble minded canucks on this site.

by **DoomYoshi** on Thu Sep 01, 2016 1:23 pm

http://www.fooducate.com/app#!page=post&id=57A337C0-4FA5-2C6E-46D5-A4274F7E4167

Aunt Jemima Ingredients:

CORN SYRUP, HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP, WATER, CELLULOSE GUM, CARAMEL COLOR, SALT, SODIUM BENZOATE AND SORBIC ACID (PRESERVATIVES), ARTIFICIAL AND NATURAL FLAVORS, SODIUM HEXAMETAPHOSPHATE.

by **Dukasaur** on Thu Sep 01, 2016 1:59 pm

DoomYoshi wrote:http://www.fooducate.com/app#!page=post&id=57A337C0-4FA5-2C6E-46D5-A4274F7E4167

Aunt Jemima Ingredients:
CORN SYRUP, HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP, WATER, CELLULOSE GUM, CARAMEL COLOR, SALT, SODIUM BENZOATE AND SORBIC ACID (PRESERVATIVES), ARTIFICIAL AND NATURAL FLAVORS, SODIUM HEXAMETAPHOSPHATE.

Aunt Jemima is American.

by **DoomYoshi** on Thu Sep 01, 2016 2:20 pm

You're just sayin' that cuz she's black.

by **Dukasaur** on Thu Sep 01, 2016 2:32 pm

DoomYoshi wrote:You're just sayin' that cuz she's black.

Nope, I'm sayin' that because the Quaker Oats Company, who owns Aunt Jemima, is headquartered in Chicago, Illinois.

But she does kinda look like the maid in Gone With the Wind, eh? I wonder if that was intentional.

Anyway, I guess this has drifted pretty far off the topic of discussing Global Chat, so I guess I'd better move to it off-topics before I get more hate mail.

by **mookiemcgee** on Thu Sep 01, 2016 2:33 pm

Dukasaur wrote:
DoomYoshi wrote:http://www.fooducate.com/app#!page=post&id=57A337C0-4FA5-2C6E-46D5-A4274F7E4167

Aunt Jemima Ingredients:
CORN SYRUP, HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP, WATER, CELLULOSE GUM, CARAMEL COLOR, SALT, SODIUM BENZOATE AND SORBIC ACID (PRESERVATIVES), ARTIFICIAL AND NATURAL FLAVORS, SODIUM HEXAMETAPHOSPHATE.

Aunt Jemima is American.

Aunt Jemima is a brand of pancake mix, syrup, and other breakfast foods owned by the Quaker Oats Company of Chicago.

by **Dukasaur** on Thu Sep 01, 2016 2:34 pm

mookiemcgee wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:
DoomYoshi wrote:http://www.fooducate.com/app#!page=post&id=57A337C0-4FA5-2C6E-46D5-A4274F7E4167

Aunt Jemima Ingredients:
CORN SYRUP, HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP, WATER, CELLULOSE GUM, CARAMEL COLOR, SALT, SODIUM BENZOATE AND SORBIC ACID (PRESERVATIVES), ARTIFICIAL AND NATURAL FLAVORS, SODIUM HEXAMETAPHOSPHATE.

Aunt Jemima is American.

Aunt Jemima is a brand of pancake mix, syrup, and other breakfast foods owned by the Quaker Oats Company of Chicago.

Fucking speed typists. :evil:

by **riskllama** on Thu Sep 01, 2016 5:10 pm

DoomYoshi wrote:http://www.fooducate.com/app#!page=post&id=57A337C0-4FA5-2C6E-46D5-A4274F7E4167

Aunt Jemima Ingredients:
CORN SYRUP, HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP, WATER, CELLULOSE GUM, CARAMEL COLOR, SALT, SODIUM BENZOATE AND SORBIC ACID (PRESERVATIVES), ARTIFICIAL AND NATURAL FLAVORS, SODIUM HEXAMETAPHOSPHATE.

you can't fight big corn syrup...