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I found Dancing Mustard

Postby TeeGee on Fri Oct 07, 2016 7:28 pm

New and improved version 2.0

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Re: I found Dancing Mustard

Postby BoganGod on Sat Oct 08, 2016 9:30 am

so gay
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Re: I found Dancing Mustard

Postby Bernie Sanders on Sat Oct 08, 2016 11:24 am

BoganGod wrote:so gay

Turns you on kid, heh?
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Re: I found Dancing Mustard

Postby mookiemcgee on Sun Oct 09, 2016 3:50 pm

TeeGee wrote:New and improved version 2.0




Wow TeeGee! Nice video, you dont look anything like I thought you would :)

Somehow I pictured something more along these lines:

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Re: I found Dancing Mustard

Postby owenshooter on Sun Oct 09, 2016 5:03 pm

mookiemcgee wrote:
Somehow I pictured something more along these lines:



now see... when you jump about the forums using the same video as a gag, it just isn't funny anymore...



wait... shit.. damnit... ok, your video is still funny!!! and everyone knows dancing mustard looks like this:



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Re: I found Dancing Mustard

Postby TeeGee on Sun Oct 09, 2016 10:55 pm

Do I really look like this?

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Re: I found Dancing Mustard

Postby Symmetry on Mon Oct 10, 2016 12:03 am

I think the real story here is that maybe somewhere along the way, TeeGee found himself. I'm gonna assume while posting quirky updates on a road trip.
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Re: I found Dancing Mustard

Postby TeeGee on Mon Oct 10, 2016 12:14 am

Symmetry wrote:I think the real story here is that maybe somewhere along the way, TeeGee found himself. I'm gonna assume while posting quirky updates on a road trip.


It is amazing who you find on a google search

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Re: I found Dancing Mustard

Postby Symmetry on Mon Oct 10, 2016 12:42 am

TeeGee wrote:
Symmetry wrote:I think the real story here is that maybe somewhere alongh the way, TeeGee found himself. I'm gonna assume while posting quirky updates on a road trip.


It is amazing who you find on a google search

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Intriguing, you were performing some kind of rainbow image search for my screen name?
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Re: I found Dancing Mustard

Postby TeeGee on Mon Oct 10, 2016 12:57 am

Actually, just did an image search for your name, and this came up on the first lot of images.
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Re: I found Dancing Mustard

Postby TeeGee on Mon Oct 10, 2016 12:58 am

Interestingly enough, when I search owenshooter, the first image is a pimple faced white teenage boy.

In case it is actually him I will not post the image
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Re: I found Dancing Mustard

Postby DoomYoshi on Mon Oct 10, 2016 8:32 am

TeeGee wrote:Interestingly enough, when I search owenshooter, the first image is a pimple faced white teenage boy.

In case it is actually him I will not post the image


It is definitely him. Him and Phatscotty look the same.
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Re: I found Dancing Mustard

Postby BoganGod on Mon Oct 10, 2016 8:56 am

DoomYoshi wrote:
TeeGee wrote:Interestingly enough, when I search owenshooter, the first image is a pimple faced white teenage boy.

In case it is actually him I will not post the image


It is definitely him. Him and Phatscotty look the same.

Fraternal twins, with Owen being a bit like that delusion young lady, white, raised white, identified as a coloured person.
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Re: I found Dancing Mustard

Postby Bernie Sanders on Mon Oct 10, 2016 9:47 am

BoganGod wrote:
DoomYoshi wrote:
TeeGee wrote:Interestingly enough, when I search owenshooter, the first image is a pimple faced white teenage boy.

In case it is actually him I will not post the image


It is definitely him. Him and Phatscotty look the same.

Fraternal twins, with Owen being a bit like that delusion young lady, white, raised white, identified as a coloured person.


....and like BoganBoy, impersonating some extraordinary witty adult.
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Re: I found Dancing Mustard

Postby Symmetry on Mon Oct 10, 2016 7:38 pm

TeeGee wrote:Actually, just did an image search for your name, and this came up on the first lot of images.


So, just to get this "straight", you were idly googling my name, and that caught your eye, on the first page, and you wanted to let me know that you were thinking of me?

Kind of a roundabout way of getting my attention, no? Couldn't you have PM'd me a mix tape or something?
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Re: I found Dancing Mustard

Postby riskllama on Mon Oct 10, 2016 7:55 pm

Bernie Sanders wrote:
BoganGod wrote:
DoomYoshi wrote:
TeeGee wrote:Interestingly enough, when I search owenshooter, the first image is a pimple faced white teenage boy.

In case it is actually him I will not post the image


It is definitely him. Him and Phatscotty look the same.

Fraternal twins, with Owen being a bit like that delusion young lady, white, raised white, identified as a coloured person.


....and like BoganBoy, impersonating some extraordinary witty adult.

compared to you Bernie, he's witty as f*ck. literally all you do is shitpost. why?
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Re: I found Dancing Mustard

Postby muy_thaiguy on Tue Oct 11, 2016 4:07 pm

You do realize 90% of the posts on here are, in fact, "shitposts", right? Or are you just that much of a newb (never thought I'd have to use that term on here again) to not realize this?
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Re: I found Dancing Mustard

Postby Dukasaur on Tue Oct 11, 2016 6:04 pm

muy_thaiguy wrote:You do realize 90% of the posts on here are, in fact, "shitposts", right? Or are you just that much of a newb (never thought I'd have to use that term on here again) to not realize this?

At least you didn't call him a "noob"! :shock:

If by "shitpost" you just mean "useless and pointless commentary" then yeah, it's probably 90%.

However, if by "shitpost" you mean "gratuitous personal insult and/or completely unnecessary use of vulgar language referring to one or more bodily functions", which seems to be the meaning he used, then I would say things are not nearly as bad. Probably 25%, and disproportionately coming from half a dozen or so members.
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Re: I found Dancing Mustard

Postby riskllama on Tue Oct 11, 2016 6:10 pm

Dukasaur wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:You do realize 90% of the posts on here are, in fact, "shitposts", right? Or are you just that much of a newb (never thought I'd have to use that term on here again) to not realize this?

At least you didn't call him a "noob"! :shock:

If by "shitpost" you just mean "useless and pointless commentary" then yeah, it's probably 90%.

However, if by "shitpost" you mean "gratuitous personal insult and/or completely unnecessary use of vulgar language referring to one or more bodily functions", which seems to be the meaning he used, then I would say things are not nearly as bad. Probably 25%, and disproportionately coming from half a dozen or so members.

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Re: I found Dancing Mustard

Postby muy_thaiguy on Tue Oct 11, 2016 6:21 pm

Dukasaur wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:You do realize 90% of the posts on here are, in fact, "shitposts", right? Or are you just that much of a newb (never thought I'd have to use that term on here again) to not realize this?

At least you didn't call him a "noob"! :shock:

If by "shitpost" you just mean "useless and pointless commentary" then yeah, it's probably 90%.

However, if by "shitpost" you mean "gratuitous personal insult and/or completely unnecessary use of vulgar language referring to one or more bodily functions", which seems to be the meaning he used, then I would say things are not nearly as bad. Probably 25%, and disproportionately coming from half a dozen or so members.

Both, actually.
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Re: I found Dancing Mustard

Postby BoganGod on Tue Oct 11, 2016 11:11 pm

riskllama wrote:
Bernie Sanders wrote:
BoganGod wrote:
DoomYoshi wrote:
TeeGee wrote:Interestingly enough, when I search owenshooter, the first image is a pimple faced white teenage boy.

In case it is actually him I will not post the image


It is definitely him. Him and Phatscotty look the same.

Fraternal twins, with Owen being a bit like that delusion young lady, white, raised white, identified as a coloured person.


....and like BoganBoy, impersonating some extraordinary witty adult.

compared to you Bernie, he's witty as f*ck. literally all you do is shitpost. why?

Asking a liberal sell out why they shitpost, is like asking a chimp why it throws faeces...... The response is likely to be both filthy and nonsensical.
Though in Beanies case, is unlikely to fling faeces, why throw away a free and nutritious snack.
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Re: I found Dancing Mustard

Postby Bernie Sanders on Wed Oct 12, 2016 4:30 pm

BoganGod wrote:
riskllama wrote:
Bernie Sanders wrote:
BoganGod wrote:
DoomYoshi wrote:
TeeGee wrote:Interestingly enough, when I search owenshooter, the first image is a pimple faced white teenage boy.

In case it is actually him I will not post the image


It is definitely him. Him and Phatscotty look the same.

Fraternal twins, with Owen being a bit like that delusion young lady, white, raised white, identified as a coloured person.


....and like BoganBoy, impersonating some extraordinary witty adult.

compared to you Bernie, he's witty as f*ck. literally all you do is shitpost. why?

Asking a liberal sell out why they shitpost, is like asking a chimp why it throws faeces...... The response is likely to be both filthy and nonsensical.
Though in Beanies case, is unlikely to fling faeces, why throw away a free and nutritious snack.
Yes Beanie, that is corny humour.

I'm not a liberal, I'm a SOCIALIST!

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Re: I found Dancing Mustard

Postby BoganGod on Wed Oct 12, 2016 6:58 pm

You are a wart hanging off the prolapsed rectum of the wall street raped american general public.
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Re: I found Dancing Mustard

Postby Bernie Sanders on Thu Oct 13, 2016 6:22 am

BoganGod wrote:You are a wart hanging off the prolapsed rectum of the wall street raped american general public.

Poor BoganBoy, you constantly refer to the anal area in your posts, posts that are devoid of any adult language.

I fear that your gay brother had his way with you, one too many times.....
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Re: I found Dancing Mustard

Postby BoganGod on Thu Oct 13, 2016 10:23 am

Symmetry wrote:
BoganGod wrote:You are a wart hanging off the prolapsed rectum of the wall street raped american general public.

Poor BoganBoy, you constantly refer to the anal area in your posts, posts that are devoid of any adult language.

I fear that your gay brother had his way with you, one too many times.....

Yawns, I hear your hearing is not all it once was. Not that it was ever 100%. Contrary to what you think DDS is telling you, fellating your cat doesn't make you a true liberal socialist. Not really what the cool kids are talking about when they say eating pussy
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