What do you do if the urinals are all occupied?

by **khazalid** on Fri Mar 03, 2017 6:57 am

the hell kin'a question is that?

obviously you use a stall, unless its caked in shit and kebab remnants.

by **BoganGod** on Fri Mar 03, 2017 6:58 am

Do a warmonger and piss in the sink. No one washes their hands in public restrooms anyway.

by **khazalid** on Fri Mar 03, 2017 7:44 am

you do the warmonger and you turn around

that's what it's all about

by **KoolBak** on Fri Mar 03, 2017 7:48 am

The world is your urinal.....

by **warmonger1981** on Fri Mar 03, 2017 7:49 am

I see that I'm now within the ranks of Owen. I'm on your mind even when you don't want me to be. I'm flattered. And yes, piss in the sink. Or floor. When you gotta go you gotta go. Don't stop progress. Ever!

Oh khazalid. You still wear a diaper. At least I can control my dick. You can't find your dick because your belly is to big. Lose some weight and see your dick again. You would even see your feet again. Then your mom could stop putting those velcro shoes on you. You could even learn how to tie your own shoes. Progress little fat guy. Progress.

by **Quirk** on Fri Mar 03, 2017 8:09 am

I've waited in line to pee in the sink at a crowded concert.

by **waauw** on Fri Mar 03, 2017 8:30 am

How is finding a tree or a bush not an option? Not thinking of this makes me question your gender saxi.

by **mrswdk** on Fri Mar 03, 2017 8:55 am

Farmer Joe wrote:How is finding a tree or a bush not an option? Not thinking of this makes me question your gender saxi.

Yeah, if the urinals are busy then why not just go pee in the nearest stack of hay?

by **Dukasaur** on Fri Mar 03, 2017 9:02 am

waauw wrote:How is finding a tree or a bush not an option? Not thinking of this makes me question your gender saxi.

A lot of arenas don't contain trees or bushes.

by **DoomYoshi** on Fri Mar 03, 2017 9:22 am

Wet myself with indecision.

by **riskllama** on Fri Mar 03, 2017 12:04 pm

DoomYoshi wrote:Wet myself with indecision.

by **2dimes** on Fri Mar 03, 2017 12:08 pm

catheter

by **Dukasaur** on Fri Mar 03, 2017 12:11 pm

DoomYoshi's lunchbox.

by **patches70** on Fri Mar 03, 2017 12:12 pm

What do I do if all the urinals are occupied? Depends.

by **hotfire** on Fri Mar 03, 2017 12:56 pm

patches70 wrote:What do I do if all the urinals are occupied? Depends.

fitted maximum protection?

by **TA1LGUNN3R** on Fri Mar 03, 2017 1:42 pm

waauw wrote:How is finding a tree or a bush not an option? Not thinking of this makes me question your gender saxi.

You joke, but in the u.s. that'll get you indecent exposure in most states, and placement on the sexual offenders list.

-TG

by **riskllama** on Fri Mar 03, 2017 1:44 pm

well, that's stupid.

by **saxitoxin** on Fri Mar 03, 2017 1:49 pm

patches70 wrote:What do I do if all the urinals are occupied? Depends.

Patches won the thread.

by **riskllama** on Fri Mar 03, 2017 1:55 pm

yeah, that was pretty good.

by **mookiemcgee** on Fri Mar 03, 2017 1:59 pm

I pissed on Donald trump once in hotel room in Russia.

by **waauw** on Fri Mar 03, 2017 2:37 pm

TA1LGUNN3R wrote:
waauw wrote:How is finding a tree or a bush not an option? Not thinking of this makes me question your gender saxi.

You joke, but in the u.s. that'll get you indecent exposure in most states, and placement on the sexual offenders list.

-TG

Well then don't take a piss behind the kindergarden while watching in.

by **riskllama** on Fri Mar 03, 2017 3:00 pm

I pissed in a soft drink cup at attack of the clones because I didn't want to miss the lightsaber battle at the end. I even carried my liquid waste out of the theatre because llama = good egg.

by **Bernie Sanders** on Fri Mar 03, 2017 4:55 pm

mookiemcgee wrote:I pissed on Donald trump once in hotel room in Russia.

So, you are in the golden shower video with Trump. You are a star!

by **mookiemcgee** on Fri Mar 03, 2017 5:27 pm

Bernie Sanders wrote:
mookiemcgee wrote:I pissed on Donald trump once in hotel room in Russia.

So, you are in the golden shower video with Trump. You are a star!

I would be if it wasn't for stupid Russian Government censorship...