WE ARE NOW AT WAR

[saxitoxin]

It's started.

[riskllama]

sucks when they start messing with you when you're in a kayak, too. i always bring a spare paddle...

[saxitoxin]

i always bring a spare paddle...

kinky

[riskllama]

shut up, idiot.

[mrswdk]

The seal has just been backed into a corner by the aggression of Japanese fishermen. Perhaps instead of attacking sea creatures we should be focusing our efforts on removing the underlying root of the problem: Japan.

As the world's new global leader China will be happy to do most of the heavy lifting. The PLA has an aircraft carrier or two that need testing.

[DirtyDishSoap]

Should read the comment section of that video.

Makes me want to douse myself in gasoline.

[TA1LGUNN3R]

Also have to look out for loose seals...

-TG

[mrswdk]

Should read the comment section of that video.

Makes me want to douse myself in gasoline.

My favorite is:

He must've smelled dat fish

[nietzsche]

[Symmetry]

The seal has just been backed into a corner by the aggression of Japanese fishermen. Perhaps instead of attacking sea creatures we should be focusing our efforts on removing the underlying root of the problem: Japan.

As the world's new global leader China will be happy to do most of the heavy lifting. The PLA has an aircraft carrier or two that need testing.

That country survived two atom bombs straight to the heart. Nothing can defeat it.

[mrswdk]

1,000,000 PLA troops swamping its mainland would probably do the job.

[Bernie Sanders]

1,000,000 PLA troops swamping its mainland would probably do the job.

China can't even invade Taiwan without being defeated. Now what did you say about Japan?

[BoganGod]

King Snorky, doesn't control his subjects well enough me thinks.