Puerto Rico officially better than Mexico

[saxitoxin]

Despacito now has almost hit 2BB YouTube views

SUCK IT, NIETZSCHE

[nietzsche]

if 2 billion people want to watch that.. yeah let the world burn..

[saxitoxin]

if 2 billion people want to watch that.. yeah let the world burn..

jealous

[nietzsche]

jealous? they can't even speak spanish..

[2dimes]

That was pretty good, I turned off the sound and put on some VanHalen.

[saxitoxin]

That was pretty good, I turned off the sound and put on some VanHalen.

SUCK IT, DIMES

[saxitoxin]

jealous? they can't even speak spanish..

just jealous bc puerto rican spanish is cooler and hipper --- and more efficient, words are shorter

[nietzsche]

no, i'm sorry if a puerto rican is reading this but their spanish is horrendous.

[2dimes]

You sound like Sophia Verga.

[DoomYoshi]

So Canada is the best since Bieber is the only artist with 4 songs in the Billion+ club (although Katy Perry has 2 songs in the 900M, which would bring her to 4 if they crossed the threshold).

Here is a handy list of countries, in order of betterness:
1)Los Angeles, thanks to Taylor Swift
2)Canada
3)South Korea
4)Puerto Rico
5)the rest of the United States

[2dimes]

Plus Bieber looks better without make up.

[Thorthoth]

Does a YouTube hit count if you don't play the whole thing?

[2dimes]

I don't know if it counts for monetization but it bumps up the counter.

[TA1LGUNN3R]

Nietzsche hurt my feelings, so I'll agree Puerto Rico is better than Mexico. Plus, those are some hotties in the vidya.

neetch is probably envious because his girl looks like:



-TG

[nietzsche]

to regain access to the PL you must answer: A or B?

[Mr_Adams]

jealous? they can't even speak spanish..

I aint got no spanish, you gotta problem with that?

[2dimes]

I'm surprised there is not a single hetero man here to stand up and defend KP's tits.

[DoomYoshi]

I'm surprised there is not a single hetero man here to stand up and defend KP's tits.

I didn't even understand your post until now.

[riskllama]

still don't.

[2dimes]

Google Katy Perry no make up. It's so bad Google will suggest comparing her to a man and take you to pictures of her and the guy side by side.

[riskllama]

thx, 2dimes?

[2dimes]

So, yeah without make up Beiber looks better but she definately has a nicer rack.

[DoomYoshi]

So I just noticed that the Beebz is in the OP song as well. That puts him at 5!

[saxitoxin]

Daddy Maduro has unveiled a great new cover of Desposito that encourages Venezuelan citizens to vote in this weekend's plebiscite on a new constitution! Bravo, Maduro!