The Aptly Named Maria

[DoomYoshi]

Finally, God is showing his disapproval of Mary worship in the Latin world. Either that or He really doesn't like Despacito. Puerto Rico getting ready for another Cat. 5.

[mrswdk]

There is a reason natural disasters almost never hit China. It is because China is a great country doing great work.

[Bernie Sanders]

Finally, God is showing his disapproval of Mary worship in the Latin world. Either that or He really doesn't like Despacito. Puerto Rico getting ready for another Cat. 5.

[Thorthoth]

More pop culture Maria profanity... catchy too!

[TA1LGUNN3R]

Ave

-TG

[tzor]

There is a reason natural disasters almost never hit China. It is because China is a great country doing great work.

Typhoon Hato leaves 16 dead as 27,000 evacuated in China24 August 2017

A 1,000-Year History of Typhoon Landfalls in Guangdong, Southern China, Reconstructed from Chinese Historical Documentary Records

[Thorthoth]

I totally agree swdk, China's record of natural disasters is totally reflective of it's goodness as a nation and people.

Ten Deadliest Natural Disasters
Rank Death toll (estimate) Event Location Date
1. 1,000,000–4,000,000*[1] 1931 China floods China July 1931
2. 900,000–2,000,000[2] 1887 Yellow River flood China September 1887
3. 830,000[3] 1556 Shaanxi earthquake China January 23, 1556
4. 300,000[4] 1839 India cyclone India November 26, 1839
4. 300,000[5] 1737 Calcutta cyclone India October 7, 1737
5. 280,000 2004 Indian Ocean quake/tsunami Indian Ocean December 26, 2004
6. 273,400[6] 1920 Haiyuan earthquake China December 16, 1920
7. 250,000–500,000[1] 1970 Bhola cyclone E. Pakistan November 13, 1970
7. 250,000–300,000[7] 526 Antioch earthquake Byzantine/Turkey May 526
8. 242,000–655,000 1976 Tangshan earthquake China July 28, 1976
9. 230,000 1138 Aleppo earthquake Syria) October 11, 1138
10. 229,000 Typhoon Nina/ Banqiao Dam failure China August 7, 1975

Idea for next swdk troll-thread: 'Does Mother Nature Hate the Chinese?'

[tzor]

And now for something completely different ...

[DoomYoshi]

It was only a matter of time:

How do you solve a problem like Maria?

[Bernie Sanders]

[DoomYoshi]

[jusplay4fun]

No earthquakes? no Typhoons? Doubtful.

NO coal mine collape either; oh, that is usually human caused.

JP

There is a reason natural disasters almost never hit China. It is because China is a great country doing great work.

[jusplay4fun]

Let the numbers speak to the perception of greatness.

JP

I totally agree swdk, China's record of natural disasters is totally reflective of it's goodness as a nation and people.

Ten Deadliest Natural Disasters
Rank Death toll (estimate) Event Location Date
1. 1,000,000–4,000,000*[1] 1931 China floods China July 1931
2. 900,000–2,000,000[2] 1887 Yellow River flood China September 1887
3. 830,000[3] 1556 Shaanxi earthquake China January 23, 1556
4. 300,000[4] 1839 India cyclone India November 26, 1839
4. 300,000[5] 1737 Calcutta cyclone India October 7, 1737
5. 280,000 2004 Indian Ocean quake/tsunami Indian Ocean December 26, 2004
6. 273,400[6] 1920 Haiyuan earthquake China December 16, 1920
7. 250,000–500,000[1] 1970 Bhola cyclone E. Pakistan November 13, 1970
7. 250,000–300,000[7] 526 Antioch earthquake Byzantine/Turkey May 526
8. 242,000–655,000 1976 Tangshan earthquake China July 28, 1976
9. 230,000 1138 Aleppo earthquake Syria) October 11, 1138
10. 229,000 Typhoon Nina/ Banqiao Dam failure China August 7, 1975

Idea for next swdk troll-thread: 'Does Mother Nature Hate the Chinese?'