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A committment to healthy living

Postby Dukasaur on Sat Feb 03, 2018 9:42 pm

I've started a new lifestyle.

No more espresso, no more black forest cake, no more eating a large pizza by myself, no more pigging out on piles of turkey at grandma's house, no more ordering three Big Macs in a drunken midnight run to Mickey D's, in fact no more fast food period. No more booze, no more cigarettes, no more weed, no more butyl nitrate. No more chasing skirts or seducing the interns. I'm exercising outdoors for 30 minutes a day and then doing 30 minutes of pushups and sit-ups before bed.
















































My lawyer has filed an appeal and with a bit of luck I'll be out of here before long.
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Re: A committment to healthy living

Postby Maxleod on Sat Feb 03, 2018 10:38 pm

Dukasaur wrote:I've started a new lifestyle.

No more espresso, no more black forest cake, no more eating a large pizza by myself, no more pigging out on piles of turkey at grandma's house, no more ordering three Big Macs in a drunken midnight run to Mickey D's, in fact no more fast food period. No more booze, no more cigarettes, no more weed, no more butyl nitrate. No more chasing skirts or seducing the interns. I'm exercising outdoors for 30 minutes a day and then doing 30 minutes of pushups and sit-ups before bed.


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Re: A committment to healthy living

Postby DoomYoshi on Sun Feb 04, 2018 7:15 am

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Re: A committment to healthy living

Postby mrswdk on Sun Feb 04, 2018 7:20 am

Have some healthy noodles:

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Re: A committment to healthy living

Postby Thorthoth on Tue Feb 20, 2018 1:22 am

butyl nitrate?!...
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Re: A committment to healthy living

Postby Bernie Sanders on Tue Feb 20, 2018 7:22 am

Thorthoth wrote:butyl nitrate?!...


It was a fun drug back in the 70s and 80s. You take a big whiff and within a second your head feels like an overinflated balloon, your vision blurs, your adrenalin explodes and you have a compulsive need to slam dance anyone around you!

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Fun shit!
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Re: A committment to healthy living

Postby waauw on Tue Feb 20, 2018 8:18 am

Good job dukkie!
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Re: A committment to healthy living

Postby Bernie Sanders on Tue Feb 20, 2018 1:07 pm

waauw wrote:Good job dukkie!


Fukn Belgium moron! It was a joke or Duk has wi-fi in his prison. Now shut up and make some waffles and send them to Duk at Leavenworth Prison.
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Re: A committment to healthy living

Postby waauw on Tue Feb 20, 2018 3:44 pm

Bernie Sanders wrote:
waauw wrote:Good job dukkie!


Fukn Belgium moron! It was a joke or Duk has wi-fi in his prison. Now shut up and make some waffles and send them to Duk at Leavenworth Prison.


You telling me he's still high?
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Re: A committment to healthy living

Postby Thorthoth on Tue Feb 20, 2018 4:04 pm

waauw wrote:
Bernie Sanders wrote:
waauw wrote:Good job dukkie!

Fukn Belgium moron! It was a joke or Duk has wi-fi in his prison. Now shut up and make some waffles and send them to Duk at Leavenworth Prison.

You telling me he's still high?

Welll... that would explain a lot.
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Re: A committment to healthy living

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Tue Feb 20, 2018 5:07 pm

Bernie Sanders wrote:
Thorthoth wrote:butyl nitrate?!...


It was a fun drug back in the 70s and 80s. You take a big whiff and within a second your head feels like an overinflated balloon, your vision blurs, your adrenalin explodes and you have a compulsive need to slam dance anyone around you!



Fun shit!



That doesn't sound very fun.
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Re: A committment to healthy living

Postby Maxleod on Tue Feb 20, 2018 6:04 pm

TA1LGUNN3R wrote:
Bernie Sanders wrote:
Thorthoth wrote:butyl nitrate?!...


It was a fun drug back in the 70s and 80s. You take a big whiff and within a second your head feels like an overinflated balloon, your vision blurs, your adrenalin explodes and you have a compulsive need to slam dance anyone around you!



Fun shit!



That doesn't sound very fun.


Thanks for the info killjoy*

I actually agree with you 100%, but beer is still off limit
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