Does Trump Deserve the Nobel Peace Prize?

by **Cade Weston** on Wed May 02, 2018 4:22 pm

LOL he deserves more XD

by **2dimes** on Wed May 02, 2018 4:37 pm

Like an Olympic medal or a happy meal?

by **mrswdk** on Wed May 02, 2018 4:42 pm

Free blowjobs for life.

by **mookiemcgee** on Wed May 02, 2018 4:44 pm

mrswdk wrote:Free blowjobs for life.

I guess he is still paying for those (stormy) so he might appreciate it.

by **Symmetry** on Thu May 03, 2018 2:39 am

The Nobel Prize for Literature might be a good alternative, my top ten reasons (no particular order):

1 ) He's a terrific author of fiction.
2 ) Let's face it, at least one of his aides probably colluded with Sweden.
3 ) "Fake news" is now an internationally recognised genre among authoritarian leaders.
4 ) I guess they gave it to Bob Dylan, and much as I love Bob Dylan, Bob Dylan is not literature, so...
5 ) If he goes through enough press secretaries maybe he could prove that whole monkey theory about writing Hamlet?
6 ) We need to head him off before he writes his own "Dreams from my Father"
7 ) The contracts he signs with women. Pre-nups, NDAs, settlements should count as forms of art.
8 ) Some idiots already hate the Nobel Prize, cause Obama won the Peace version, so why the hell not?
9 ) It's already mired in a sexual harassment scandal this year.
10 ) Obama is probably gonna win one.

by **saxitoxin** on Thu May 03, 2018 3:20 am

Symmetry wrote:The Nobel Prize for Literature might be a good alternative, my top ten reasons (no particular order):

1 ) He's a terrific author of fiction.
2 ) Let's face it, at least one of his aides probably colluded with Sweden.
3 ) "Fake news" is now an internationally recognised genre among authoritarian leaders.
4 ) I guess they gave it to Bob Dylan, and much as I love Bob Dylan, Bob Dylan is not literature, so...
5 ) If he goes through enough press secretaries maybe he could prove that whole monkey theory about writing Hamlet?
6 ) We need to head him off before he writes his own "Dreams from my Father"
7 ) The contracts he signs with women. Pre-nups, NDAs, settlements should count as forms of art.
8 ) Some idiots already hate the Nobel Prize, cause Obama won the Peace version, so why the hell not?
9 ) It's already mired in a sexual harassment scandal this year.
10 ) Obama is probably gonna win one.

even though I DISAGREE, posts like this are why I'm TEAM SYMM

by **pickleofdoom** on Fri May 04, 2018 10:09 am

"Political satire became obsolete when Henry Kissinger was awarded the Nobel peace prize."

This quote is apparently due to satirical songwriter Tom Lehrer.

by **Symmetry** on Fri May 04, 2018 8:59 pm

Well, looks like the Literature Prize is cancelled this year. I personally have high hopes for Trump in future years though. I doubt I'm the only one hoping to see his Prison Diaries published.

by **HitRed** on Sat May 05, 2018 7:35 am

Symmetry wrote:Well, looks like the Literature Prize is cancelled this year. I personally have high hopes for Trump in future years though. I doubt I'm the only one hoping to see his Prison Diaries published.

Not everyone that goes to jail is guilty. Interesting story when a frenzy of accusations starts.

https://www.texasobserver.org/mystery-san-antonio-four/

by **mookiemcgee** on Sat May 05, 2018 10:01 am

HitRed wrote:
Symmetry wrote:Well, looks like the Literature Prize is cancelled this year. I personally have high hopes for Trump in future years though. I doubt I'm the only one hoping to see his Prison Diaries published.

Not everyone that is guilty goes to jail.

This is more accurate re: trump

by **DoomYoshi** on Sat May 05, 2018 6:23 pm

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/05/04/opinion/nobel-prize-literature-scandal.html

by **HitRed** on Wed May 09, 2018 9:18 am

He sets the captives free. O:)

by **Cade Weston** on Wed May 09, 2018 1:39 pm

I mean...the only prize he will win is having a high ratio of people disliking to liking.

by **HitRed** on Wed May 09, 2018 3:34 pm

Cade Weston wrote:I mean...the only prize he will win is having a high ratio of people disliking to liking.

CNN poll: Democrats' 2018 advantage is nearly gone

https://www.cnn.com/2018/05/09/politics ... index.html

Sounds close to 50/50

by **saxitoxin** on Wed May 09, 2018 4:06 pm

HitRed wrote:
Cade Weston wrote:I mean...the only prize he will win is having a high ratio of people disliking to liking.

CNN poll: Democrats' 2018 advantage is nearly gone

https://www.cnn.com/2018/05/09/politics ... index.html

Sounds close to 50/50

Plus, generic polls tend to favor Democrats in non-presidential election cycles because of Democratic turnout difficulties. Democrats need at least a five-point lead in a generic ballot during a midterm election to translate a poll into a win.

More proof that TRUMPISM works. If even a bunch of luddite morons like the congressional Republican caucus can hold onto Congress when backed by TRUMP, then TRUMP is doing something right.