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What would Dennis say?

Postby Dukasaur on Fri Oct 05, 2018 7:26 pm

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Re: What would Dennis say?

Postby DoomYoshi on Sun Oct 07, 2018 6:49 pm

So her name is Saga. That's an epic name. Who is Dennis?
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mrswdk wrote:after a man orgasms his brain releases various different chemicals that make him feel sleepy

After DY orgasms he develops a new recipe for chicken taragon, rearranges his closet, and then edits a paper on the Collected Works of John Stuart Mill.
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Re: What would Dennis say?

Postby Dukasaur on Sun Oct 07, 2018 7:35 pm

DoomYoshi wrote:So her name is Saga. That's an epic name. Who is Dennis?



ARTHUR: I am your king!
WOMAN: Well, I didn't vote for you.
ARTHUR: You don't vote for kings.
WOMAN: Well, 'ow did you become king then?
ARTHUR: The Lady of the Lake,
[angels sing]
her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur
from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that I,
Arthur, was to carry Excalibur.
[singing stops]
That is why I am your king!
DENNIS: Listen -- strange women lying in ponds distributing swords
is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power
derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical
aquatic ceremony.
ARTHUR: Be quiet!
DENNIS: Well you can't expect to wield supreme executive power
just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
ARTHUR: Shut up!
DENNIS: I mean, if I went around sayin' I was an emperor just
because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me they'd
put me away!
ARTHUR: Shut up! Will you shut up!
DENNIS: Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system.
ARTHUR: Shut up!
DENNIS: Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system!
HELP! HELP! I'm being repressed!
ARTHUR: Bloody peasant!
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Re: What would Dennis say?

Postby mookiemcgee on Sun Oct 07, 2018 8:01 pm

Oh I thought you meant this Dennis...
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Re: What would Dennis say?

Postby riskllama on Mon Oct 08, 2018 5:11 pm

i was hoping it was going to be Dennis Farina... :(
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