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Masturbation- is it wrong?

Postby Hitman079 on Tue Jul 10, 2007 5:13 pm

or is it natural?
this question came to my mind when I saw the Transformers movie, and from seeing that thread "who masturbates"?
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Postby Norse on Tue Jul 10, 2007 5:14 pm

What the hell? Ive not seen the transformers movie yet, what has it got to do with masturbation?
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Postby UCAbears on Tue Jul 10, 2007 5:15 pm

not bad...good.
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Postby s.xkitten on Tue Jul 10, 2007 5:15 pm

i don't think it is wrong, no...
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Postby gimil on Tue Jul 10, 2007 5:15 pm

Hitman079 masterbaited over it :roll:
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Postby Hitman079 on Tue Jul 10, 2007 5:17 pm

Norse wrote:What the hell? Ive not seen the transformers movie yet, what has it got to do with masturbation?

:roll: there was this one scene where shia labeouf (sam witwicky)'s room was locked because he was looking for something he had that would help the autobots, and when his parents busted in they asked if he was masturbating..and the mother said it was natural
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Postby sheepofdumb on Tue Jul 10, 2007 5:18 pm

What? Perverts. lol.
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Postby Hitman079 on Tue Jul 10, 2007 5:21 pm

i believe it's wrong.
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Postby Norse on Tue Jul 10, 2007 5:21 pm

Hitman079 wrote: :roll: there was this one scene where shia labeouf (sam witwicky)'s room was locked because he was looking for something he had that would help the autobots, and when his parents busted in they asked if he was masturbating..and the mother said it was natural


I fucking hate hollywood for shit like this. That is just unneccassary to add them kind of scenes.

Not only do they not reflect reality, but christ, the embarrasment if you happen to watch this whilst your mum/children are also watching.

Hollywood, full of gutter-brained filthy creeps.

I mean, I think masturbating is fine, but theres no need to add that shit in a movie that children may want to see.
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Postby debra79 on Tue Jul 10, 2007 5:22 pm

What a freaking stupid thing to put in a movie :-s
In answer to the question: Yes, it's dead wrong, and those who do it are going to go blind and straight to hell! :twisted:
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Postby The1exile on Tue Jul 10, 2007 5:22 pm

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Postby Norse on Tue Jul 10, 2007 5:25 pm

debra79 wrote:What a freaking stupid thing to put in a movie :-s
In answer to the question: Yes, it's dead wrong, and those who do it are going to go blind and straight to hell! :twisted:


lol, sex is alot better, granted. But sometimes I go through dry patches of maybe a month or so, I would go crazy if I didnt get that particular load of my mind.

I seriously would get so stressed and wound up, that I would hurt someone.
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Postby debra79 on Tue Jul 10, 2007 5:26 pm

I grew up in a family where the s word and all things related were taboo, so I'm not as liberal as my partner's family, but I was only joking about the going to hell bit :lol:
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Postby jnd94 on Tue Jul 10, 2007 5:30 pm

"If god wanted us not to masterbate, he wouldnt have given us hands"- probably some pedophile
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Postby debra79 on Tue Jul 10, 2007 5:34 pm

How does engaging in masturbation equate to being a pedophile? I figure if you're too busy with your hand on your schlong you don't have time to defile innocent young children.
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Postby AndrewLC on Tue Jul 10, 2007 5:35 pm

I jerk off twice a day
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Postby gimil on Tue Jul 10, 2007 5:36 pm

AndrewLC wrote:I jerk off twice a day


while brushing your teeth?
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Postby AndrewLC on Tue Jul 10, 2007 5:36 pm

Nope, once in the morning when I wake up, then once right before I go to sleep :lol:
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Postby debra79 on Tue Jul 10, 2007 5:38 pm

I really don't think we need to go into specifics :sick:
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Postby Hitman079 on Tue Jul 10, 2007 5:41 pm

i seem to have bad luck after whacking it
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Postby AndrewLC on Tue Jul 10, 2007 5:42 pm

I get happy feelings after masturbating.
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Postby jnd94 on Tue Jul 10, 2007 5:43 pm

AndrewLC wrote:I get happy feelings after masturbating.


dude...... :lol:
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Postby AndrewLC on Tue Jul 10, 2007 5:46 pm

debra79 wrote:I really don't think we need to go into specifics :sick:

I did it 8 times in 1 day once.
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Postby Hitman079 on Tue Jul 10, 2007 5:47 pm

yes, i know...mines is 4 i think
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Postby Cynthia on Tue Jul 10, 2007 5:47 pm

It's completely natural
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