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Putang: for beginners

Postby The ram on Fri Nov 26, 2021 2:30 am

Good morning incels today is your lucky day. That elusive pussy you crave is easier to get than you think, I hear you say 'impossible'.

Firstly, f*ck off all this modern man shit. Women want a man, simple! A kind, considerate man yes but this doesn't mean you have to be a sap. Confidence is the key to many a pair of knickers. You can have a head full of knowledge but without self confidence, you won't be able to express yourself truly.

So, how do I gain this self confidence? I hear you scrawny left wing wankers asking. Fitness! Whether you're skinny or fat, 6 weeks solid graft can produce huge difference. Then the confidence will come, the aire of desperation that you display to woman will evaporate and you will immediately stop thinking about killing women.

Remember, girls just want to have fun, laughter and be roughly fucked from behind.
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Re: Putang: for beginners

Postby 2dimes on Fri Nov 26, 2021 9:31 am

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Re: Putang: for beginners

Postby jonesthecurl on Fri Nov 26, 2021 1:15 pm

Is there one weird trick to equating incels to left-wingers?
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Postby DirtyDishSoap on Fri Nov 26, 2021 2:13 pm

Taking dating advice from Ram would be like playing Russian roulette with a fully loaded revolver.
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Re: Putang: for beginners

Postby Dukasaur on Fri Nov 26, 2021 5:04 pm

I'm pretty sure saxi is the only incel here, so he has an audience of 1.
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Re: Putang: for beginners

Postby The ram on Sat Nov 27, 2021 12:44 am

jonesthecurl wrote:Is there one weird trick to equating incels to left-wingers?


There's 3 categories of left wing wankers. Firstly the incel, after years of getting zero action they will reluctantly turn into a homosexual.

Then there's the married lefty. These are older and were embarrassed to come out of the closet. By their mid to late 50s they will come to terms with their mental illness and start wearing women's clothing and calling themselves Sabrina.

Then there's the outright homosexual.

DirtyDishSoap wrote:Taking dating advice from Ram would be like playing Russian roulette with a fully loaded revolver.


That's a win win situation in your case.

Dukasaur wrote:I'm pretty sure saxi is the only incel here, so he has an audience of 1.


And yet, here you are! Ask yourself when the last time you fucked a soaking wet pussy. Or are you celibate by choice?
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Re: Putang: for beginners

Postby jonesthecurl on Sat Nov 27, 2021 1:52 am

A small amount of searching on politics/incels brought me this, amongst others...
In some cases, there seems to be an overlap or convergence between incels and far-right terrorism. Misogyny intermingles comfortably with racism, as reflected in an analysis of recent manifestos written by both groups. There is also a nexus between the incel ideology and other far-right ideologies, and much of the online discussion involves a not so insignificant amount of racism.
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Re: Putang: for beginners

Postby DirtyDishSoap on Sat Nov 27, 2021 2:46 am

The ram wrote:I'm an outright homosexual.


Good for you man. Proud that you decided to finally come out.
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Re: Putang: for beginners

Postby Dukasaur on Sat Nov 27, 2021 3:49 am

The ram wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:Is there one weird trick to equating incels to left-wingers?


There's 3 categories of left wing wankers. Firstly the incel, after years of getting zero action they will reluctantly turn into a homosexual.

Then there's the married lefty. These are older and were embarrassed to come out of the closet. By their mid to late 50s they will come to terms with their mental illness and start wearing women's clothing and calling themselves Sabrina.

Then there's the outright homosexual.

DirtyDishSoap wrote:Taking dating advice from Ram would be like playing Russian roulette with a fully loaded revolver.


That's a win win situation in your case.

Dukasaur wrote:I'm pretty sure saxi is the only incel here, so he has an audience of 1.


And yet, here you are! Ask yourself when the last time you fucked a soaking wet pussy. Or are you celibate by choice?

Approximately 12 hours ago. Thanks for your concern.
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Re: Putang: for beginners

Postby bigtoughralf on Sat Nov 27, 2021 9:03 am

Can a mod please change this thread's subject titled to 'puntang'. 'Putang' is not a thing and having to see ram's illiteracy every time I open this sub is irritating me.
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Re: Putang: for beginners

Postby mookiemcgee on Sat Nov 27, 2021 11:29 am

DirtyDishSoap wrote:
The ram wrote:I'm an outright homosexual.


Good for you man. Proud that you decided to finally come out.


They say admitting (that its butthole not 'putang') is the first step
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Re: Putang: for beginners

Postby saxitoxin on Sat Nov 27, 2021 8:42 pm

The ram wrote:Good morning incels


Good morning!

The ram wrote: That elusive pussy you crave is easier to get than you think, I hear you say 'impossible'.

Firstly, f*ck off all this modern man shit. Women want a man, simple! A kind, considerate man yes but this doesn't mean you have to be a sap. Confidence is the key to many a pair of knickers. You can have a head full of knowledge but without self confidence, you won't be able to express yourself truly.

So, how do I gain this self confidence? I hear you scrawny left wing wankers asking. Fitness! Whether you're skinny or fat, 6 weeks solid graft can produce huge difference. Then the confidence will come, the aire of desperation that you display to woman will evaporate and you will immediately stop thinking about killing women.


Done. Just started 20 minutes of daily pilates followed by 15 minutes of yoga. Plan to do that for six weeks until my shit is jacked and will let you know how it goes.
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Re: Putang: for beginners

Postby The ram on Mon Nov 29, 2021 2:18 am

Dukasaur wrote:
The ram wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:Is there one weird trick to equating incels to left-wingers?


There's 3 categories of left wing wankers. Firstly the incel, after years of getting zero action they will reluctantly turn into a homosexual.

Then there's the married lefty. These are older and were embarrassed to come out of the closet. By their mid to late 50s they will come to terms with their mental illness and start wearing women's clothing and calling themselves Sabrina.

Then there's the outright homosexual.

DirtyDishSoap wrote:Taking dating advice from Ram would be like playing Russian roulette with a fully loaded revolver.


That's a win win situation in your case.

Dukasaur wrote:I'm pretty sure saxi is the only incel here, so he has an audience of 1.


And yet, here you are! Ask yourself when the last time you fucked a soaking wet pussy. Or are you celibate by choice?

Approximately 12 hours ago. Thanks for your concern.


Yeah yeah, you were bemoaning that your attempts to even engage a female in conversation was nye on impossible only a week ago. Besides, fat old women don't count as pussy.

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The ram wrote:Good morning incels


Good morning!

The ram wrote: That elusive pussy you crave is easier to get than you think, I hear you say 'impossible'.

Firstly, f*ck off all this modern man shit. Women want a man, simple! A kind, considerate man yes but this doesn't mean you have to be a sap. Confidence is the key to many a pair of knickers. You can have a head full of knowledge but without self confidence, you won't be able to express yourself truly.

So, how do I gain this self confidence? I hear you scrawny left wing wankers asking. Fitness! Whether you're skinny or fat, 6 weeks solid graft can produce huge difference. Then the confidence will come, the aire of desperation that you display to woman will evaporate and you will immediately stop thinking about killing women.


Done. Just started 20 minutes of daily pilates followed by 15 minutes of yoga. Plan to do that for six weeks until my shit is jacked and will let you know how it goes.


Excellent, every little helps. Bulking up a bit might get more putang but a yoga class will be full of women bending and stretching in all sorts of positions. So even if the gains are small the views will be pleasant.
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Postby HitRed on Mon Nov 29, 2021 9:34 am

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Re: Putang: for beginners

Postby saxitoxin on Mon Nov 29, 2021 9:39 am

The ram wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:
The ram wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:Is there one weird trick to equating incels to left-wingers?


There's 3 categories of left wing wankers. Firstly the incel, after years of getting zero action they will reluctantly turn into a homosexual.

Then there's the married lefty. These are older and were embarrassed to come out of the closet. By their mid to late 50s they will come to terms with their mental illness and start wearing women's clothing and calling themselves Sabrina.

Then there's the outright homosexual.

DirtyDishSoap wrote:Taking dating advice from Ram would be like playing Russian roulette with a fully loaded revolver.


That's a win win situation in your case.

Dukasaur wrote:I'm pretty sure saxi is the only incel here, so he has an audience of 1.


And yet, here you are! Ask yourself when the last time you fucked a soaking wet pussy. Or are you celibate by choice?

Approximately 12 hours ago. Thanks for your concern.


Yeah yeah, you were bemoaning that your attempts to even engage a female in conversation was nye on impossible only a week ago. Besides, fat old women don't count as pussy.

saxitoxin wrote:
The ram wrote:Good morning incels


Good morning!

The ram wrote: That elusive pussy you crave is easier to get than you think, I hear you say 'impossible'.

Firstly, f*ck off all this modern man shit. Women want a man, simple! A kind, considerate man yes but this doesn't mean you have to be a sap. Confidence is the key to many a pair of knickers. You can have a head full of knowledge but without self confidence, you won't be able to express yourself truly.

So, how do I gain this self confidence? I hear you scrawny left wing wankers asking. Fitness! Whether you're skinny or fat, 6 weeks solid graft can produce huge difference. Then the confidence will come, the aire of desperation that you display to woman will evaporate and you will immediately stop thinking about killing women.


Done. Just started 20 minutes of daily pilates followed by 15 minutes of yoga. Plan to do that for six weeks until my shit is jacked and will let you know how it goes.


Excellent, every little helps. Bulking up a bit might get more putang but a yoga class will be full of women bending and stretching in all sorts of positions. So even if the gains are small the views will be pleasant.


The yoga class I'm in is for pregnant mothers - was the only one that had space available. It's still great, but I'm getting bullied quite a bit by the ladies.
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Postby mookiemcgee on Mon Nov 29, 2021 12:16 pm

saxitoxin wrote:
The ram wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:
The ram wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:Is there one weird trick to equating incels to left-wingers?


There's 3 categories of left wing wankers. Firstly the incel, after years of getting zero action they will reluctantly turn into a homosexual.

Then there's the married lefty. These are older and were embarrassed to come out of the closet. By their mid to late 50s they will come to terms with their mental illness and start wearing women's clothing and calling themselves Sabrina.

Then there's the outright homosexual.

DirtyDishSoap wrote:Taking dating advice from Ram would be like playing Russian roulette with a fully loaded revolver.


That's a win win situation in your case.

Dukasaur wrote:I'm pretty sure saxi is the only incel here, so he has an audience of 1.


And yet, here you are! Ask yourself when the last time you fucked a soaking wet pussy. Or are you celibate by choice?

Approximately 12 hours ago. Thanks for your concern.


Yeah yeah, you were bemoaning that your attempts to even engage a female in conversation was nye on impossible only a week ago. Besides, fat old women don't count as pussy.

saxitoxin wrote:
The ram wrote:Good morning incels


Good morning!

The ram wrote: That elusive pussy you crave is easier to get than you think, I hear you say 'impossible'.

Firstly, f*ck off all this modern man shit. Women want a man, simple! A kind, considerate man yes but this doesn't mean you have to be a sap. Confidence is the key to many a pair of knickers. You can have a head full of knowledge but without self confidence, you won't be able to express yourself truly.

So, how do I gain this self confidence? I hear you scrawny left wing wankers asking. Fitness! Whether you're skinny or fat, 6 weeks solid graft can produce huge difference. Then the confidence will come, the aire of desperation that you display to woman will evaporate and you will immediately stop thinking about killing women.


Done. Just started 20 minutes of daily pilates followed by 15 minutes of yoga. Plan to do that for six weeks until my shit is jacked and will let you know how it goes.


Excellent, every little helps. Bulking up a bit might get more putang but a yoga class will be full of women bending and stretching in all sorts of positions. So even if the gains are small the views will be pleasant.


The yoga class I'm in is for pregnant mothers - was the only one that had space available. It's still great, but I'm getting bullied quite a bit by the ladies.


That sounds perfect, no unplanned pregnancy!
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Re: Putang: for beginners

Postby The ram on Mon Nov 29, 2021 12:50 pm

saxitoxin wrote:
The ram wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:
The ram wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:Is there one weird trick to equating incels to left-wingers?


There's 3 categories of left wing wankers. Firstly the incel, after years of getting zero action they will reluctantly turn into a homosexual.

Then there's the married lefty. These are older and were embarrassed to come out of the closet. By their mid to late 50s they will come to terms with their mental illness and start wearing women's clothing and calling themselves Sabrina.

Then there's the outright homosexual.

DirtyDishSoap wrote:Taking dating advice from Ram would be like playing Russian roulette with a fully loaded revolver.


That's a win win situation in your case.

Dukasaur wrote:I'm pretty sure saxi is the only incel here, so he has an audience of 1.


And yet, here you are! Ask yourself when the last time you fucked a soaking wet pussy. Or are you celibate by choice?

Approximately 12 hours ago. Thanks for your concern.


Yeah yeah, you were bemoaning that your attempts to even engage a female in conversation was nye on impossible only a week ago. Besides, fat old women don't count as pussy.

saxitoxin wrote:
The ram wrote:Good morning incels


Good morning!

The ram wrote: That elusive pussy you crave is easier to get than you think, I hear you say 'impossible'.

Firstly, f*ck off all this modern man shit. Women want a man, simple! A kind, considerate man yes but this doesn't mean you have to be a sap. Confidence is the key to many a pair of knickers. You can have a head full of knowledge but without self confidence, you won't be able to express yourself truly.

So, how do I gain this self confidence? I hear you scrawny left wing wankers asking. Fitness! Whether you're skinny or fat, 6 weeks solid graft can produce huge difference. Then the confidence will come, the aire of desperation that you display to woman will evaporate and you will immediately stop thinking about killing women.


Done. Just started 20 minutes of daily pilates followed by 15 minutes of yoga. Plan to do that for six weeks until my shit is jacked and will let you know how it goes.


Excellent, every little helps. Bulking up a bit might get more putang but a yoga class will be full of women bending and stretching in all sorts of positions. So even if the gains are small the views will be pleasant.


The yoga class I'm in is for pregnant mothers - was the only one that had space available. It's still great, but I'm getting bullied quite a bit by the ladies.


I really admire your determination. I can only imagine how that room will smell after a yoga session. You're a brave man.
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Re: Putang: for beginners

Postby saxitoxin on Mon Nov 29, 2021 3:50 pm

mookiemcgee wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:
The ram wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:
The ram wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:Is there one weird trick to equating incels to left-wingers?


There's 3 categories of left wing wankers. Firstly the incel, after years of getting zero action they will reluctantly turn into a homosexual.

Then there's the married lefty. These are older and were embarrassed to come out of the closet. By their mid to late 50s they will come to terms with their mental illness and start wearing women's clothing and calling themselves Sabrina.

Then there's the outright homosexual.

DirtyDishSoap wrote:Taking dating advice from Ram would be like playing Russian roulette with a fully loaded revolver.


That's a win win situation in your case.

Dukasaur wrote:I'm pretty sure saxi is the only incel here, so he has an audience of 1.


And yet, here you are! Ask yourself when the last time you fucked a soaking wet pussy. Or are you celibate by choice?

Approximately 12 hours ago. Thanks for your concern.


Yeah yeah, you were bemoaning that your attempts to even engage a female in conversation was nye on impossible only a week ago. Besides, fat old women don't count as pussy.

saxitoxin wrote:
The ram wrote:Good morning incels


Good morning!

The ram wrote: That elusive pussy you crave is easier to get than you think, I hear you say 'impossible'.

Firstly, f*ck off all this modern man shit. Women want a man, simple! A kind, considerate man yes but this doesn't mean you have to be a sap. Confidence is the key to many a pair of knickers. You can have a head full of knowledge but without self confidence, you won't be able to express yourself truly.

So, how do I gain this self confidence? I hear you scrawny left wing wankers asking. Fitness! Whether you're skinny or fat, 6 weeks solid graft can produce huge difference. Then the confidence will come, the aire of desperation that you display to woman will evaporate and you will immediately stop thinking about killing women.


Done. Just started 20 minutes of daily pilates followed by 15 minutes of yoga. Plan to do that for six weeks until my shit is jacked and will let you know how it goes.


Excellent, every little helps. Bulking up a bit might get more putang but a yoga class will be full of women bending and stretching in all sorts of positions. So even if the gains are small the views will be pleasant.


The yoga class I'm in is for pregnant mothers - was the only one that had space available. It's still great, but I'm getting bullied quite a bit by the ladies.


That sounds perfect, no unplanned pregnancy!


I'm so virile I could get them double preg.
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Postby jonesthecurl on Mon Nov 29, 2021 4:08 pm

So that's how you get twins.
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Postby bigtoughralf on Mon Nov 29, 2021 5:05 pm

I thought twins came from double penetration.
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Postby saxitoxin on Mon Nov 29, 2021 6:41 pm

bigtoughralf wrote:I thought twins came from double penetration.


That's what I thought, too. Fraternal twins were DP and identical twins were DVDP.
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Postby jusplay4fun on Mon Nov 29, 2021 9:18 pm

bigtoughralf wrote:Can a mod please change this thread's subject titled to 'puntang'. 'Putang' is not a thing and having to see ram's illiteracy every time I open this sub is irritating me.


So we learn that ralf is IGNORANT of many things. Here is ONE MORE for ralf's cogent edification:

putang
(P00"TaNG") A Slang word used to describe female genitals. Often combined with the word "Pie".

{example:}
Hey Baby, how's about you let me eat some of your sweet Pootang Pie.


So ralf's irritation continues; is there any hope for his ignorance?

Is there a category below beginner? ralf is sent to the KIDDIE wading pool...!
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Re: Putang: for beginners

Postby mookiemcgee on Tue Nov 30, 2021 1:32 am

saxitoxin wrote:
bigtoughralf wrote:I thought twins came from double penetration.


That's what I thought, too. Fraternal twins were DP and identical twins were DVDP.


Maybe I'm just way off base here, but generally when someone says DP i assume 2 x dick + 2 x holes = DP. While I guess 2 x dick + 1 x hole twice filled is also acceptable use of the word I'm hoping you can clarify is we are talking fraternal twins = 1 twin conceived+birthed from each hole or are we using the only the 'lesser' used definition of DP implying one super busy hole?
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Re: Putang: for beginners

Postby DirtyDishSoap on Tue Nov 30, 2021 1:46 am

Pretty we just call them cum dumpsters.
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Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.

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Re: Putang: for beginners

Postby mookiemcgee on Tue Nov 30, 2021 2:17 am

DirtyDishSoap wrote:Pretty we just call them cum dumpsters.


I believe this is how the OP addresses all women.
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