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Pork Faggots

Postby demonfork on Mon Jan 20, 2025 7:28 pm

Anyone have any suggestions for faggots other than Mr. Brian's? The sodium content is a little too low for my liking.

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Re: Pork Faggots

Postby DirtyDishSoap on Mon Jan 20, 2025 7:30 pm

Have you tried 4 instead of 2? The more the merrier
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Re: Pork Faggots

Postby demonfork on Mon Jan 20, 2025 7:33 pm

DirtyDishSoap wrote:Have you tried 4 instead of 2? The more the merrier


The classic west country sauce overwhelms my palate if I eat more than 2 at a time.
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Re: Pork Faggots

Postby DirtyDishSoap on Mon Jan 20, 2025 7:35 pm

demonfork wrote:
DirtyDishSoap wrote:Have you tried 4 instead of 2? The more the merrier


The classic west country sauce overwhelms my palate if I eat more than 2 at a time.

Try doing another 2 in a separate hole. You'll have more success and will likely be a satisfied customer
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Re: Pork Faggots

Postby DirtyDishSoap on Mon Jan 20, 2025 7:37 pm

I heard ears are pretty popular.
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Re: Pork Faggots

Postby demonfork on Mon Jan 20, 2025 7:40 pm

DirtyDishSoap wrote:
demonfork wrote:
DirtyDishSoap wrote:Have you tried 4 instead of 2? The more the merrier


The classic west country sauce overwhelms my palate if I eat more than 2 at a time.

Try doing another 2 in a separate hole. You'll have more success and will likely be a satisfied customer


My cousin already tried that, and to this day, she insists it caused the gout in her left elbow.
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Re: Pork Faggots

Postby riskllama on Mon Jan 20, 2025 7:45 pm

people w/gout only have themselves to blame, df... [-(
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Re: Pork Faggots

Postby jonesthecurl on Mon Jan 20, 2025 8:50 pm

You could try making your own...
https://www.localfoodheroes.com/butchers-faggots/


The Welsh will often use only the liver, not the other offal. And usually lamb rather than pork.
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Re: Pork Faggots

Postby demonfork on Wed Jan 22, 2025 8:55 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:You could try making your own...
https://www.localfoodheroes.com/butchers-faggots/


The Welsh will often use only the liver, not the other offal. And usually lamb rather than pork.


Yea, I think I'll just use the liver.
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Re: Pork Faggots

Postby mookiemcgee on Wed Jan 22, 2025 10:52 pm

demonfork wrote:
DirtyDishSoap wrote:
demonfork wrote:
DirtyDishSoap wrote:Have you tried 4 instead of 2? The more the merrier


The classic west country sauce overwhelms my palate if I eat more than 2 at a time.

Try doing another 2 in a separate hole. You'll have more success and will likely be a satisfied customer


My cousin already tried that, and to this day, she insists it caused the gout in her left elbow.


Have you guys tried taking poppers first? Things go down alot easier after a couple hits
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Re: Pork Faggots

Postby jonesthecurl on Wed Jan 22, 2025 11:29 pm

demonfork wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:You could try making your own...
https://www.localfoodheroes.com/butchers-faggots/


The Welsh will often use only the liver, not the other offal. And usually lamb rather than pork.


Yea, I think I'll just use the liver.


Seriously I turned my nose up at this when I was a kid (my Dad loved them) - but they are actually very tasty. Maybe not 'Mr Brains' version, but home-made ones.
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Re: Pork Faggots

Postby demonfork on Thu Jan 23, 2025 11:54 am

mookiemcgee wrote:
demonfork wrote:
DirtyDishSoap wrote:
demonfork wrote:
DirtyDishSoap wrote:Have you tried 4 instead of 2? The more the merrier


The classic west country sauce overwhelms my palate if I eat more than 2 at a time.

Try doing another 2 in a separate hole. You'll have more success and will likely be a satisfied customer


My cousin already tried that, and to this day, she insists it caused the gout in her left elbow.


Have you guys tried taking poppers first? Things go down alot easier after a couple hits


I'll give that a try... In the past i've only done poppers when i'm gaying out with my boyfriend.
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