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Dad Jokes

Postby Razorvich on Mon Feb 24, 2025 1:17 am



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Re: Dad Jokes

Postby jusplay4fun on Fri Mar 07, 2025 2:43 am

What do you call a fake noodle?

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and one more:

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

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Let the good times roll, after Mardi Gras:

Why was the librarian kicked off the plane?

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Re: Dad Jokes

Postby Dukasaur on Sat Mar 08, 2025 4:38 pm

I can only remember 25 letters in the alphabet. Not sure y.
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Re: Dad Jokes

Postby jusplay4fun on Sat Mar 08, 2025 4:56 pm

Why did the photon not have any luggage on his trip?

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Re: Dad Jokes

Postby jusplay4fun on Sat Mar 08, 2025 4:59 pm

NOT really a Dad joke, but....

Two dyslexic nuts walk into a bra....... :o :-$ :D
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Re: Dad Jokes

Postby KoolBak on Sat Mar 08, 2025 9:27 pm

That reminds me....

Did you hear about the Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac?

He lays awake at night wondering if there really IS a Dog....
"Gypsy told my fortune...she said that nothin showed...."

Neil Young....Like An Inca

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Re: Dad Jokes

Postby Dukasaur on Sun Mar 09, 2025 7:55 pm

KoolBak wrote:That reminds me....

Did you hear about the Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac?

He lays awake at night wondering if there really IS a Dog....


One of my favourites! =D>
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Re: Dad Jokes

Postby KoolBak on Sun Mar 09, 2025 11:07 pm

*bows*
"Gypsy told my fortune...she said that nothin showed...."

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