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A non-racist, totally P.C. joke.

Postby Huckleberryhound on Tue Aug 14, 2007 1:40 pm

How many members of a certain demographic group does it take to perform a specified task?


A finite number: one to perform the task and an additional number to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.
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Postby super Mario 009 on Tue Aug 14, 2007 1:57 pm

say what?
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Re: A non-racist, totally P.C. joke.

Postby mandalorian2298 on Tue Aug 14, 2007 2:05 pm

Huckleberryhound wrote:How many members of a certain demographic group does it take to perform a specified task?


A finite number: one to perform the task and an additional number to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.


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Postby boomlil on Tue Aug 14, 2007 2:24 pm

http://bored.com/pcphrases/index.htm

list of P.C terms
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Postby sam_levi_11 on Tue Aug 14, 2007 2:37 pm

boomlil wrote:http://bored.com/pcphrases/index.htm

list of P.C terms


im loving this

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Re: A non-racist, totally P.C. joke.

Postby Norse on Tue Aug 14, 2007 2:38 pm

Huckleberryhound wrote:How many members of a certain demographic group does it take to perform a specified task?


A finite number: one to perform the task and an additional number to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.


love it :lol:
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Postby Serbia on Tue Aug 14, 2007 2:59 pm

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Re: A non-racist, totally P.C. joke.

Postby daddy1gringo on Tue Aug 14, 2007 4:04 pm

Huckleberryhound wrote:How many members of a certain demographic group does it take to perform a specified task?


A finite number: one to perform the task and an additional number to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.


How about this one:
A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"
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Re: A non-racist, totally P.C. joke.

Postby unriggable on Tue Aug 14, 2007 6:16 pm

daddy1gringo wrote:
Huckleberryhound wrote:How many members of a certain demographic group does it take to perform a specified task?


A finite number: one to perform the task and an additional number to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.


How about this one:
A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"


How are those two not the same?
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Postby eyeofdeath on Tue Aug 14, 2007 6:19 pm

How many Asians does it take to change a light bulb?

19. 1 to change the light bulb, and 18 to get into car accidents on the way to view the changing of the light bulb.


i think i get it!
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Postby Arbustos on Tue Aug 14, 2007 6:22 pm

eyeofdeath wrote:How many Asians does it take to change a light bulb?

19. 1 to change the light bulb, and 18 to get into car accidents on the way to view the changing of the light bulb.


i think i get it!



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It's only Asian women who can't drive. Insensitive prick.
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Postby The1exile on Tue Aug 14, 2007 6:37 pm

Arbustos wrote:
eyeofdeath wrote:How many Asians does it take to change a light bulb?

19. 1 to change the light bulb, and 18 to get into car accidents on the way to view the changing of the light bulb.


i think i get it!



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It's only Asian women who can't drive. Insensitive prick.


you should see italians. frickin crazy I tell ya.
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Postby Arbustos on Tue Aug 14, 2007 6:44 pm

The1exile wrote:
Arbustos wrote:
eyeofdeath wrote:How many Asians does it take to change a light bulb?

19. 1 to change the light bulb, and 18 to get into car accidents on the way to view the changing of the light bulb.


i think i get it!



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It's only Asian women who can't drive. Insensitive prick.


you should see italians. frickin crazy I tell ya.


Italians drive? No, I'm almost positive they use sewer pipes to get everywhere. Okay, sometimes multi-colored dinosaurs.
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Postby Hitman079 on Tue Aug 14, 2007 7:33 pm

Arbustos wrote: :evil:
It's only Asian women who can't drive. Insensitive prick.

my mom drives fine, at an average speed of 30 mph on streets and freeways. she just swears at every car that passes by. and mexicans, if she sees any.
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Postby jnd94 on Tue Aug 14, 2007 7:44 pm

ROFL-literally

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Postby I GOT SERVED on Tue Aug 14, 2007 8:18 pm

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2. 1 to screw in the light bulb, and the other to hang clocks in the bathtub.



That being said, that list of PC terms is hilarious.
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Postby unriggable on Tue Aug 14, 2007 8:23 pm

JND, everybody married couples never have sex.
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Re: A non-racist, totally P.C. joke.

Postby daddy1gringo on Tue Aug 14, 2007 8:30 pm

unriggable wrote:
daddy1gringo wrote:
How about this one:
A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"


How are those two not the same?



are you telling me you've never heard a joke that starts this way? :shock:
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Re: A non-racist, totally P.C. joke.

Postby unriggable on Tue Aug 14, 2007 8:35 pm

daddy1gringo wrote:
unriggable wrote:
daddy1gringo wrote:
How about this one:
A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"


How are those two not the same?



are you telling me you've never heard a joke that starts this way? :shock:


"A priest and a rabbi" or "A minister and a rabbi" I havent heard one with both.
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Postby daddy1gringo on Tue Aug 14, 2007 9:11 pm

A priest is Catholic, generally enough for a joke, although Anglicans also have priests
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Postby unriggable on Tue Aug 14, 2007 9:12 pm

daddy1gringo wrote:A priest is Catholic, generally enough for a joke, although Anglicas also have priests


Weird...

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Postby dustn64 on Tue Aug 14, 2007 10:20 pm

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Postby Huckleberryhound on Tue Aug 14, 2007 10:26 pm

daddy1gringo wrote:A priest is Catholic, generally enough for a joke, although Anglicans also have priests


We would generally say "a priest, a vicar, and a rabbi", but i have to admit that i don't know many sectarian jokes that begin that way.
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Postby muy_thaiguy on Tue Aug 14, 2007 10:42 pm

So far, this thread rocks!

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Postby dcowboys055 on Tue Aug 14, 2007 10:47 pm

Lol...I always tell my friend he isn't stupid, he just learns at his own pace.
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