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Postby unriggable on Tue Oct 09, 2007 9:08 pm

muy_thaiguy wrote:
CBlake wrote:im 4'6" 170 pounds
:shock: My gosh, your short!


I wonder if that's the first time anybody's told that to cblake
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Postby hecter on Tue Oct 09, 2007 9:08 pm

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UCAbears wrote:Excuse me?

You said I only had girls as friends. To prove you wrong, I introduced you to Charles. To save time, I just quoted myself from a post I made earlier today. Is that so hard to understand?


Sorta is. Seeing as I have no clue who in the hell charles is? Unless it's your boy friend?

Did I say he was my boyfriend when I introduced him two posts ago? No. Why the hell haven't you left yet, anyway?
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Postby hecter on Tue Oct 09, 2007 9:09 pm

The Weird One wrote:and the monty python movies

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Postby muy_thaiguy on Tue Oct 09, 2007 9:09 pm

unriggable wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:
CBlake wrote:im 4'6" 170 pounds
:shock: My gosh, your short!


I wonder if that's the first time anybody's told that to cblake
No idea... :wink:
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Postby unriggable on Tue Oct 09, 2007 9:09 pm

hecter wrote:
UCAbears wrote:
hecter wrote:
UCAbears wrote:Excuse me?

You said I only had girls as friends. To prove you wrong, I introduced you to Charles. To save time, I just quoted myself from a post I made earlier today. Is that so hard to understand?


Sorta is. Seeing as I have no clue who in the hell charles is? Unless it's your boy friend?

Did I say he was my boyfriend when I introduced him two posts ago? No. Why the hell haven't you left yet, anyway?


Email is a bitch, and somebody needs to take down CBlake.
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Postby The Weird One on Tue Oct 09, 2007 9:10 pm

I'm 6'2" or 6'3" and about 160-170 lbs
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Postby UCAbears on Tue Oct 09, 2007 9:10 pm

hecter wrote:
UCAbears wrote:
hecter wrote:
UCAbears wrote:Excuse me?

You said I only had girls as friends. To prove you wrong, I introduced you to Charles. To save time, I just quoted myself from a post I made earlier today. Is that so hard to understand?


Sorta is. Seeing as I have no clue who in the hell charles is? Unless it's your boy friend?

Did I say he was my boyfriend when I introduced him two posts ago? No. Why the hell haven't you left yet, anyway?


Why the hell do you always want to know? I have left. Maybe I decided to come back and say hello to some friends on here? :lol:
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Postby hecter on Tue Oct 09, 2007 9:11 pm

The Weird One wrote:I'm 6'2" or 6'3" and about 160-170 lbs

*BS meter explodes*

Two meters in one day! God damnit!
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Postby hecter on Tue Oct 09, 2007 9:12 pm

UCAbears wrote:
hecter wrote:
UCAbears wrote:
hecter wrote:
UCAbears wrote:Excuse me?

You said I only had girls as friends. To prove you wrong, I introduced you to Charles. To save time, I just quoted myself from a post I made earlier today. Is that so hard to understand?


Sorta is. Seeing as I have no clue who in the hell charles is? Unless it's your boy friend?

Did I say he was my boyfriend when I introduced him two posts ago? No. Why the hell haven't you left yet, anyway?


Why the hell do you always want to know? I have left. Maybe I decided to come back and say hello to some friends on here? :lol:

So I'm your friend? I'm touched! :oops: O, hello! :D
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Postby The Weird One on Tue Oct 09, 2007 9:12 pm

truth. . . what do you need for proof?

a pic of me standing next to a yardstick??? :roll:
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Postby muy_thaiguy on Tue Oct 09, 2007 9:12 pm

Gah! That's it, I'm not lending hecter anymore meters. :x
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Postby UCAbears on Tue Oct 09, 2007 9:13 pm

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The Weird One wrote:I'm 6'2" or 6'3" and about 160-170 lbs

*BS meter explodes*

Two meters in one day! God damnit!


Sucks for you bro. I only have a 1 inch peter btw.
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Postby The Weird One on Tue Oct 09, 2007 9:13 pm

*beats up MTG and steals the meters to sell them on the black market* :twisted:
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Postby hecter on Tue Oct 09, 2007 9:14 pm

muy_thaiguy wrote:Gah! That's it, I'm not lending hecter anymore meters. :x

Sorry :oops:

I felt like tinkering with that one... Trying to make it extra sensitive, guess I caused a short... Sorry :oops:

*returns your charred remains of several different meters*

I tinkered with some of those too... Except the Irony meter! I know better than to mess with those! :shock:
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Postby muy_thaiguy on Tue Oct 09, 2007 9:15 pm

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muy_thaiguy wrote:Gah! That's it, I'm not lending hecter anymore meters. :x

Sorry :oops:

I felt like tinkering with that one... Trying to make it extra sensitive, guess I caused a short... Sorry :oops:

*returns your charred remains of several different meters*

I tinkered with some of those too... Except the Irony meter! I know better than to mess with those! :shock:
**KABOOOOOOOOOOOM!**

HECTER! :evil:
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Postby hecter on Tue Oct 09, 2007 9:15 pm

UCAbears wrote:
hecter wrote:
The Weird One wrote:I'm 6'2" or 6'3" and about 160-170 lbs

*BS meter explodes*

Two meters in one day! God damnit!


Sucks for you bro. I only have a 1 inch peter btw.

And WHY did we need to know how long your penis is? Please... We REALLY don't want to know! :sick:
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Postby The Weird One on Tue Oct 09, 2007 9:16 pm

but now we can laugh at you anyway :lol:
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Postby muy_thaiguy on Tue Oct 09, 2007 9:17 pm

hecter wrote:
UCAbears wrote:
hecter wrote:
The Weird One wrote:I'm 6'2" or 6'3" and about 160-170 lbs

*BS meter explodes*

Two meters in one day! God damnit!


Sucks for you bro. I only have a 1 inch peter btw.

And WHY did we need to know how long your penis is? Please... We REALLY don't want to know! :sick:
:shock: I guess there's a first time for everything...
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Postby hecter on Tue Oct 09, 2007 9:18 pm

muy_thaiguy wrote:
hecter wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:Gah! That's it, I'm not lending hecter anymore meters. :x

Sorry :oops:

I felt like tinkering with that one... Trying to make it extra sensitive, guess I caused a short... Sorry :oops:

*returns your charred remains of several different meters*

I tinkered with some of those too... Except the Irony meter! I know better than to mess with those! :shock:
**KABOOOOOOOOOOOM!**

HECTER! :evil:

O ya... Don't lend me any more small explosives... Or anything that has the potential to catch fire... Or anything that required electricity... Or anything sharp or shiny... Or anything that I could choke on... Or anything that bounces...

But thinks like this deflated basket ball are fine :D ... Sorry I popped your basket ball... :oops:
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Postby UCAbears on Tue Oct 09, 2007 9:19 pm

The Weird One wrote:but now we can laugh at you anyway :lol:


It's the only way I can be funny. Is to express my true feelings about my penis. So please laugh. And I dont really give a shit whether you wanted to know or not because now u do so suck it up.
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Postby The Weird One on Tue Oct 09, 2007 9:20 pm

hecter wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:
hecter wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:Gah! That's it, I'm not lending hecter anymore meters. :x

Sorry :oops:

I felt like tinkering with that one... Trying to make it extra sensitive, guess I caused a short... Sorry :oops:

*returns your charred remains of several different meters*

I tinkered with some of those too... Except the Irony meter! I know better than to mess with those! :shock:
**KABOOOOOOOOOOOM!**

HECTER! :evil:

O ya... Don't lend me any more small explosives... Or anything that has the potential to catch fire... Or anything that required electricity... Or anything sharp or shiny... Or anything that I could choke on... Or anything that bounces...

But thinks like this deflated basket ball are fine :D ... Sorry I popped your basket ball... :oops:


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Postby hecter on Tue Oct 09, 2007 9:20 pm

UCAbears wrote:
The Weird One wrote:but now we can laugh at you anyway :lol:


It's the only way I can be funny. Is to express my true feelings about my penis. So please laugh. And I dont really give a shit whether you wanted to know or not because now u do so suck it up.

No girls will suck it any time soon, that's for sure...
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Postby muy_thaiguy on Tue Oct 09, 2007 9:21 pm

hecter wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:
hecter wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:Gah! That's it, I'm not lending hecter anymore meters. :x

Sorry :oops:

I felt like tinkering with that one... Trying to make it extra sensitive, guess I caused a short... Sorry :oops:

*returns your charred remains of several different meters*

I tinkered with some of those too... Except the Irony meter! I know better than to mess with those! :shock:
**KABOOOOOOOOOOOM!**

HECTER! :evil:

O ya... Don't lend me any more small explosives... Or anything that has the potential to catch fire... Or anything that required electricity... Or anything sharp or shiny... Or anything that I could choke on... Or anything that bounces...

But thinks like this deflated basket ball are fine :D ... Sorry I popped your basket ball... :oops:
That's it, I'm also taking back my Firecracker set and shot gun that you "borrowed".
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Postby The Weird One on Tue Oct 09, 2007 9:21 pm

:lol: :twisted: :lol:
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Postby UCAbears on Tue Oct 09, 2007 9:22 pm

hecter wrote:
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The Weird One wrote:but now we can laugh at you anyway :lol:


It's the only way I can be funny. Is to express my true feelings about my penis. So please laugh. And I dont really give a shit whether you wanted to know or not because now u do so suck it up.

No girls will suck it any time soon, that's for sure...


I don't think they could get there mouth to touch it its so small. But maybe one of these days they might step it up and make a play on it.
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