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Postby Norse on Fri Oct 12, 2007 4:28 pm

well, whatcha waiting for?
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Postby The Weird One on Fri Oct 12, 2007 4:31 pm

why the name?
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Postby Nickbaldwin on Fri Oct 12, 2007 4:35 pm

Do you shave your balls?
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Postby Guiscard on Fri Oct 12, 2007 4:37 pm

Were you abused as a child by a bearded sandel wearing tofu eater?
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Postby hecter on Fri Oct 12, 2007 4:38 pm

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Postby The1exile on Fri Oct 12, 2007 4:39 pm

why portsmouth for fucks sake?
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Postby cena-rules on Fri Oct 12, 2007 4:40 pm

why are Portsmouth so shite
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Postby The Weird One on Fri Oct 12, 2007 4:42 pm

what is your iq :?:
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Postby ignotus on Fri Oct 12, 2007 4:53 pm

ManU or City? (if you just must choose) And why? :?:
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Postby MeDeFe on Fri Oct 12, 2007 5:09 pm

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Postby Norse on Fri Oct 12, 2007 5:09 pm

The Weird One wrote:why the name?


I like to think of myself as a viking.
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Postby Norse on Fri Oct 12, 2007 5:10 pm

Nickbaldwin wrote:Do you shave your balls?


no
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Postby mr. incrediball on Fri Oct 12, 2007 5:11 pm

Norse wrote:
The Weird One wrote:why the name?


I like to think of myself as a viking.


a... viking?
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Postby Norse on Fri Oct 12, 2007 5:11 pm

Guiscard wrote:Were you abused as a child by a bearded sandel wearing tofu eater?


Well, as nice as it is to know that one of englands teachers thinks that a child is naturally abused speaks a great deal about yourself....worryingly.

But no, I wasn't
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Postby Norse on Fri Oct 12, 2007 5:12 pm

hecter wrote:Could you learn to love again?


Well.....depends what is on offer>?
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Postby Norse on Fri Oct 12, 2007 5:13 pm

The1exile wrote:why portsmouth for fucks sake?


That is where I was born...

If you were asking "why was I born in portsmouth...that is where my parents happened to be when I was born.."
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Postby The1exile on Fri Oct 12, 2007 5:14 pm

Well, I was born in welwyn garden city but you don't see me sticking around there. But i actually meant the football team.
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Postby Norse on Fri Oct 12, 2007 5:15 pm

ignotus wrote:ManU or City? (if you just must choose) And why? :?:


Man City. When I lived as a student in birminghama, I also had a pub job, and my manager was a city supporter...we went to a few man city games, and the fans were fooking ace....Daz being the exception to the rule. :lol:
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Postby Norse on Fri Oct 12, 2007 5:16 pm

MeDeFe wrote:If a tree falls in the forest and noones's there to hear it, who's going to eat it?

no one, me and you are going to have hot, steamy sex on it.
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Postby Norse on Fri Oct 12, 2007 5:16 pm

cena-rules wrote:why are Portsmouth so shite


They aren't shite.
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Postby cena-rules on Fri Oct 12, 2007 5:17 pm

Norse wrote:
cena-rules wrote:why are Portsmouth so shite


They aren't shite.


coulda fooled me
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Postby Norse on Fri Oct 12, 2007 5:17 pm

The Weird One wrote:what is your iq :?:


Ive had 3 offical IQ tests done....2 came back as 133, 1 came back as 149...so I'll say 133, with occasional flutters of sheer brilliance.
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Postby muy_thaiguy on Fri Oct 12, 2007 5:17 pm

Do you like the EU?
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What, you expected something deep or flashy?
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Postby Norse on Fri Oct 12, 2007 5:19 pm

The1exile wrote:Well, I was born in welwyn garden city but you don't see me sticking around there. But i actually meant the football team.


Ah, because pompey have the best supporters, I like the fact that im from there...the only working class town left on the south coast.

Plus the city is interesting, and individual, in the sense that no other city is similar to it.

You know, pompey had the first ever pub....ever...
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Postby Norse on Fri Oct 12, 2007 5:20 pm

muy_thaiguy wrote:Do you like the EU?


no...I hate it with a passion.
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