My birthday...you decide.

by **Norse** on Thu Oct 18, 2007 4:16 pm

So on the 20th, it's my quater century....im still at the crease...

So what do I do for my Birthday?

by **Serbia** on Thu Oct 18, 2007 4:18 pm

You forgot the "beat up some idiot liberal" option.

by **fireedud** on Thu Oct 18, 2007 4:18 pm

Serbia wrote:You forgot the "beat up some idiot liberal" option.

You also forgot the GFY option.

by **Norse** on Thu Oct 18, 2007 4:19 pm

Serbia wrote:You forgot the "beat up some idiot liberal" option.

That is going to happen as a side order in any of the above option. Maybe the kidnapping option may allow me to kill 2 birds with the same stone.

by **Anarkistsdream** on Thu Oct 18, 2007 4:19 pm

Come see me in America... My birthday is the 28th, you little shit... We should celebrate them together!

by **Syzygy** on Thu Oct 18, 2007 4:20 pm

Options 1,4,2 and 3 in that order.

by **Norse** on Thu Oct 18, 2007 4:20 pm

Anarkistsdream wrote:Come see me in America... My birthday is the 28th, you little shit... We should celebrate them together!

Hehe, I would if I could bruv. Not sure they would let me in. :lol:

by **Norse** on Thu Oct 18, 2007 4:20 pm

fireedud wrote:
Serbia wrote:You forgot the "beat up some idiot liberal" option.

You also forgot the GFY option.

Again, this is a fore-drawn conclusion that will happen either way.

by **AlgyTaylor** on Thu Oct 18, 2007 4:21 pm

Go out, drink heavily and/or do loads of drugs, have a ball. Standard birthday procedure innit.

But leave the coke alone. Coke's for wankers.

by **Norse** on Thu Oct 18, 2007 4:22 pm

AlgyTaylor wrote:
But leave the coke alone. Coke's for wankers.

It sure is.

by **ignotus** on Thu Oct 18, 2007 4:42 pm

Sit on a plane, land in Zagreb. Go out with me in an "all you can drink" rampage.

And wake up without a kidney! :wink:

by **Snorri1234** on Thu Oct 18, 2007 4:54 pm

I thought we could decide when your birthday was.....

by **Norse** on Thu Oct 18, 2007 4:58 pm

ignotus wrote:Sit on a plane, land in Zagreb. Go out with me in an "all you can drink" rampage.

And wake up without a kidney! :wink:

That sounds good, but alas, my kidney would be about as helpful to a renal patient, as my chlamdyia infested nut sack would be to a fertility clinic.

by **s.xkitten** on Thu Oct 18, 2007 5:00 pm

kidnap me!

by **Norse** on Thu Oct 18, 2007 5:00 pm

A disturbingly high number of you want me to go kidnapping a hot 16 year old virgin....

by **ignotus** on Thu Oct 18, 2007 5:01 pm

Norse wrote:
ignotus wrote:Sit on a plane, land in Zagreb. Go out with me in an "all you can drink" rampage.

And wake up without a kidney! :wink:

That sounds good, but alas, my kidney would be about as helpful to a renal patient, as my chlamdyia infested nut sack would be to a fertility clinic.

Then you're no use to me! :lol:

by **Norse** on Thu Oct 18, 2007 5:01 pm

s.xkitten wrote:kidnap me!

With pleasure

Oh, you're in for a treat, my lovely..

by **ignotus** on Thu Oct 18, 2007 5:02 pm

Norse wrote:
s.xkitten wrote:kidnap me!

With pleasure

Oh, you're in for a treat, my lovely..

Poor, sick bastards!

by **whitelighting** on Thu Oct 18, 2007 5:07 pm

Do nothing wouldent that be a surprise to everyone

or just pick up that teenager

by **2dimes** on Thu Oct 18, 2007 5:12 pm

On the official ballot I voted get liquored with your dad. After all I am a family man.

I think the best move would be kidnap sixkittens by far.

by **Norse** on Thu Oct 18, 2007 5:17 pm

2dimes wrote:On the official ballot I voted get liquored with your dad. After all I am a family man.

I think the best move would be kidnap sixkittens by far.

Well, as much as I would like to go out and kidnap a random teenage girl, I think Im gonna be going for a piss-up round me dad's.

However, I will just have to owe s.xkitten a kidnapping. I will save it for when I go over to yanksville to visit Nark..then I can pop off, and administor some norse loving to our sweet s.xkitten.

by **2dimes** on Thu Oct 18, 2007 5:20 pm

I don't know, that's probably the best way to go.

However, isn't the contract binding? Your constituants have voted for the kidnapping.

by **GreecePwns** on Thu Oct 18, 2007 5:21 pm

Norse wrote:
2dimes wrote:On the official ballot I voted get liquored with your dad. After all I am a family man.

I think the best move would be kidnap sixkittens by far.

Well, as much as I would like to go out and kidnap a random teenage girl, I think Im gonna be going for a piss-up round me dad's.

However, I will just have to owe s.xkitten a kidnapping. I will save it for when I go over to yanksville to visit Nark..then I can pop off, and administor some norse loving to our sweet s.xkitten.

Doing both would make for one of the best birthdays ever :twisted:

by **Norse** on Thu Oct 18, 2007 5:33 pm

2dimes wrote:I don't know, that's probably the best way to go.

However, isn't the contract binding? Your constituants have voted for the kidnapping.

Yes, quite.

Maybe, I should go round my dad's and watch the rugby, and after drinking copius amounts of beer, and with the inevitability of England losing, I can go out and (as serbia suggested) punch a liberal person in the head. Then drink-drive my way to s.xkitten, grab her into the back of the car, drive her to a clearing in the woods, and make mad passionate love to her.

After dropping her back off home safely (being the gent I am) I can then drive back home, a happy man.

by **Norse** on Thu Oct 18, 2007 5:35 pm

GreecePwns wrote:Doing both would make for one of the best birthdays ever

There's a problem with geography here, unfortunatley......why cant all you yanks move to britain?

My birthday...you decide.

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