ILLUMINATI (Sheeple do not enter)

by **jay_a2j** on Mon Nov 05, 2007 1:31 am

If you don't know much about the illuminati watch this video. It is an hour and 23 minutes. If this film doesn't shock you, then you will play a part in allowing it to happen.

ILLUMINATI: NEW WORLD ORDER

Consider yourself warned....

by **heavycola** on Mon Nov 05, 2007 8:51 am

The Electric Monk was a labour-saving device, like a dishwasher or a video recorder. Dishwashers washed tedious dishes for you, thus saving you the bother of washing them yourself, video recorders watched tedious television for you, thus saving you the bother of looking at it yourself; Electric Monks believed things for you, thus saving you what was becoming an increasingly onerous task, that of believing all the things the world expected you to believe.

Unfortunately this Electric Monk had developed a fault, and had started to believe all kinds of things, more or less at random. It was even beginning to believe things they'd have difficulty believing in Salt Lake City. It had never heard of Salt Lake City, of course. Nor had it ever heard of a quingigillion, which was roughly the number of miles between this valley and the Great Salt Lake of Utah.

The problem with the valley was this. The Monk currently believed that the valley and everything in the valley and arround it, including the Monk itself and the Monk's horse, was a uniform shade of pale pink. This made for a certain difficulty in distinguishing any one thing from any other thing, and therefore made doing anything or going anywhere impossible, or at least difficult and dangereus. Hence the immobility of the Monk and the boredom of the horse, which had had to put up with a lot of silly things in its time but was secretly of the opinion that this was one of the silliest.

How long did the Monk believe these things?

Well, as far as the Monk was concerned, forever. The faith which moves mountains, or at least believes them against all the available evidence to be pink, was a solid and abiding faith, a great rock against which the world could hurl whatever it would, yet it would not be shaken. In practice, the horse knew, twenty-four hours was usually about its lot.

by **jay_a2j** on Mon Nov 05, 2007 9:33 am

Stay on topic please... you didn't even watch the video, did you? :roll:

by **Titanic** on Mon Nov 05, 2007 10:30 am

Lol, what a crap video. Didn bother watching it all after it tryed to compare George Bush Snr to Hitler. Also, they spelt Adolf wrong. What retard made that video?

by **The Weird One** on Mon Nov 05, 2007 10:39 am

heavycola wrote:The Electric Monk was a labour-saving device. . .usually about its lot.

what's that from, it sounds familiar. douglas adams?

by **heavycola** on Mon Nov 05, 2007 10:39 am

The Weird One wrote:
heavycola wrote:The Electric Monk was a labour-saving device. . .usually about its lot.

what's that from, it sounds familiar. douglas adams?

yep, it's from Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency. i thought it was relevant

by **The Weird One** on Mon Nov 05, 2007 10:48 am

very much so!. . .I can't imagine having to type all that out word for word. . .did you copy-paste from a website?

by **mr. incrediball** on Mon Nov 05, 2007 11:03 am

The Weird One wrote:very much so!. . .I can't imagine having to type all that out word for word. . .did you copy-paste from a website?

by **mr. incrediball** on Mon Nov 05, 2007 11:08 am

you know what the wierd thing is?

just as that hilder guy said "the powers that be" my internet crapped up.

OMG! CONSPIRACY!!!1!!!!!

by **DaGip** on Mon Nov 05, 2007 11:56 am

YIKES!

by **unriggable** on Mon Nov 05, 2007 11:59 am

Love how they warn us of media but trust it to show this.

by **DaGip** on Mon Nov 05, 2007 12:43 pm

unriggable wrote:Love how they warn us of media but trust it to show this.

I think the internet is a bit more free than FOXNEWS and CNN. The government hasn't yet gotten a hold on the internet phenomenon, but it has had plenty of time to take hold of the televised and printed media.

And whose to say that that video wasn't planted by the government? A way of gathering people of the same mentallity together so that they (the Illuminati) can better keep tabs on you.

just a thought.

by **Backglass** on Mon Nov 05, 2007 1:08 pm

jay_a2j wrote:If you don't know much about the illuminati watch this video. It is an hour and 23 minutes. If this film doesn't shock you, then you will play a part in allowing it to happen.

ILLUMINATI: NEW WORLD ORDER

Consider yourself warned....

Yet you claim the Da Vinci Code to be bullshit fiction. I love how you accept some wacko ideas and conveniently brush off the others.

:lol:

by **reverend_kyle** on Mon Nov 05, 2007 3:01 pm

I like how it says sheeple don't enter. I assume by sheeple jay means something like sheep that just follow what they are told

And Jay is CC's resident sheep.

by **jay_a2j** on Mon Nov 05, 2007 3:08 pm

Backglass wrote:
jay_a2j wrote:If you don't know much about the illuminati watch this video. It is an hour and 23 minutes. If this film doesn't shock you, then you will play a part in allowing it to happen.

ILLUMINATI: NEW WORLD ORDER

Consider yourself warned....

Yet you claim the Da Vinci Code to be bullshit fiction. I love how you accept some wacko ideas and conveniently brush off the others.