So I think these are great....you guys know of any similar?
Wendy Song from Southpark
Mrs. Landers was a health nut,
she cooked food in a wok.
Mr. Harris was her boyfriend,
and he had a great big..
cock-a-doodle-doodle the rooster just won't quit,
and I don't want my breakfast,
because it tastes like..
shitzus make good house pets,
they're cuddly and sweet,
monkeys aren't good to have 'cos they like to beat their..
meeting in the office a meeting in the hall,
the boss he wants to see you so you can suck his..
Balzac was a writer he lived with Alan Funt,
Mrs. Roberts didn't like him but that's cuz she's a..
contaminated water can really make you sick,
your bladder gets infected and blood comes out your..
dictate what im saying 'cos it will bring you luck,
and if you all don't like it, I don't give a flying f*ck.
The Hot Chick
Boys are cheats and liers, they're such a big disgrace.
They will tell you anything to get to second base-
-ball, base ball, he thinks he's going to score.
If you let him go all the way, then you are a whore
-ticulture studies flowers, a geologist studies rocks.
The only thing a man wants from you is a place to put his cock
-roaches, beetles, butterflies, and bugs,
nothing makes him happier than a giant pair of jugg
-lers and acrobats and a dancing bear named Chuck.
All guys really want to do is forget it, no such luck!
