Who's the strongest?

by **ignotus** on Tue Nov 20, 2007 5:04 pm

Steven Seagal (Aikido)

Chuck Norris (Jeet Kun Do)

Dolph Lundgren (Kyokushin Karate)

Jean-Claude Van Damme (Shotokan Karate)

by **Anarkistsdream** on Tue Nov 20, 2007 5:11 pm

Chuck Norris is actually more of a Jeet Kun Do fighter than Karate, being Bruce Lees protege and all.

by **ignotus** on Tue Nov 20, 2007 5:12 pm

Anarkistsdream wrote:Chuck Norris is actually more of a Jeet Kun Do fighter than Karate, being Bruce Lees protege and all.

He started with Karate, so I listed that. He trained (as most of them) all kinds of different martial arts. :wink:

by **Chris7He** on Tue Nov 20, 2007 5:13 pm

Damn... What's up with all the stuff about Chuck Norris being invincible and crap like that?

Ex.
When Chuck Norris was a baby. He raped all the nuns in a church and the nuns all had children. All of which became the 1973 (don't know if I got the date right) Miami Dolphins. The only undefeated football team in history.

by **Anarkistsdream** on Tue Nov 20, 2007 5:14 pm

ignotus wrote:
Anarkistsdream wrote:Chuck Norris is actually more of a Jeet Kun Do fighter than Karate, being Bruce Lees protege and all.

He started with Karate, so I listed that. He trained (as most of them) all kinds of different martial arts.

Actually, he STARTED with Tang Soo Do when he was in the Air Force overseas, if you really wanna get technical.

by **ignotus** on Tue Nov 20, 2007 5:16 pm

Anarkistsdream wrote:
ignotus wrote:
Anarkistsdream wrote:Chuck Norris is actually more of a Jeet Kun Do fighter than Karate, being Bruce Lees protege and all.

He started with Karate, so I listed that. He trained (as most of them) all kinds of different martial arts.

Actually, he STARTED with Tang Soo Do when he was in the Air Force overseas, if you really wanna get technical.

OK! *off changing it*

by **Anarkistsdream** on Tue Nov 20, 2007 5:17 pm

Oh, and Dolph Lundgren is a pussy. :wink:

by **ignotus** on Tue Nov 20, 2007 5:20 pm

Anarkistsdream wrote:Oh, and Dolph Lundgren is a pussy.

yes, I know that. Damn Swede! :evil:

by **Anarkistsdream** on Tue Nov 20, 2007 5:21 pm

If anyone votes Dolph, prepare to face the wrath of the lame Masters of the Universe movie!!!

As for Seagal, he is a sell-out to true martial artists everywhere. His aikido master made them all promise to never use their art for personal gain... Then, he broke that promise when his master passed away.

by **Anarkistsdream** on Tue Nov 20, 2007 5:22 pm

Oh, and Jean Claude is just a woman beating bitch.

by **ignotus** on Tue Nov 20, 2007 5:23 pm

Anarkistsdream wrote:Oh, and Jean Claude is just a woman beating bitch.

I could probably kick his ass now. ](*,)

by **duday53** on Tue Nov 20, 2007 5:27 pm

Chuck Norris is most def the strongest haven't you heard the sayings/jokes:

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark...the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris has actually been dead for 8 years...the grim reaper just hasn't had the courage to tell him yet.

Red Bull doesn't have caffeine in it...it has Chuck Norris' pee.

by **ignotus** on Tue Nov 20, 2007 5:32 pm

Maybe I'm just old but I still remember most of the films with that actors in 80's and early 90s. I remember I was fascinated with them as a kid...

Today when I'm watching Missing In Action or Universal Soldier or Above the law (Nico) it just makes me laugh. :lol:

by **Anarkistsdream** on Tue Nov 20, 2007 5:34 pm

ignotus wrote:Maybe I'm just old but I still remember most of the films with that actors in 80's and early 90s. I remember I was fascinated with them as a kid...

Today when I'm watching Missing In Action or Universal Soldier or Above the law (Nico) it just makes me laugh.

Universal Soldier!! hahahaha

That was just on the TV the other day, so I watched part of it... The stunt doubles looked like 50 year old black men, then, when the heroes had a close up, it was suddenly Van Damme and Lundgren.. Hilarious.

by **ignotus** on Tue Nov 20, 2007 5:40 pm

Anarkistsdream wrote:
ignotus wrote:Maybe I'm just old but I still remember most of the films with that actors in 80's and early 90s. I remember I was fascinated with them as a kid...

Today when I'm watching Missing In Action or Universal Soldier or Above the law (Nico) it just makes me laugh.

Universal Soldier!! hahahaha

That was just on the TV the other day, so I watched part of it... The stunt doubles looked like 50 year old black men, then, when the heroes had a close up, it was suddenly Van Damme and Lundgren.. Hilarious.

I saw MiA (Missing in Action) recently... How many bullets that M 16 had? Like 2 000 in one clip? And Chuck is just standing there killing all those VC's (about 30-40 of them) and no one can kill him, although all 30 are shooting at him? :roll:

by **Simonov** on Tue Nov 20, 2007 5:41 pm

screw chunk dorris! ivan drago rules! :!:

by **ignotus** on Tue Nov 20, 2007 5:43 pm

Simonov wrote:screw chunk doris! ivan drago rules!

we established the fact that Dolph's just a pussy Simonov. :roll:

by **Anarkistsdream** on Tue Nov 20, 2007 5:43 pm

ignotus wrote:
Simonov wrote:screw chunk doris! ivan drago rules!

we established the fact that Dolph's just a pussy Simonov.

Although I think he would really have kicked Stallones ass in a real fight.

by **Simonov** on Tue Nov 20, 2007 5:45 pm

hey! where is Scwartzenneger ? or how ever does it spells anyways. i loved his role in Conan the barbarian - i think he managed to say 2 sentences during the whole movie.... :lol:

i'll smoke cigar! :lol:

by **Anarkistsdream** on Tue Nov 20, 2007 5:48 pm

Simonov wrote:hey! where is Scwartzenneger ? or how ever does it spells anyways. i loved his role in Conan the barbarian - i think he managed to say 2 sentences during the whole movie....

The Destroyer was much better than The Barbarian, though James Earl Jones is the shit.

But if we are talking REALLY tough film stars, you can't forget Kurt Russell as Snake Pliskin.

by **Fircoal** on Tue Nov 20, 2007 5:50 pm

Anarkistsdream wrote:If anyone votes Dolph, prepare to face the wrath of the lame Masters of the Universe movie!!!

As for Seagal, he is a sell-out to true martial artists everywhere. His aikido master made them all promise to never use their art for personal gain... Then, he broke that promise when his master passed away.

I voted Dolph, just for you AD.

by **Anarkistsdream** on Tue Nov 20, 2007 5:52 pm

Then you face the wrath!!!

Check for my PM.

by **Simonov** on Tue Nov 20, 2007 5:52 pm

Fircoal wrote:
Anarkistsdream wrote:If anyone votes Dolph, prepare to face the wrath of the lame Masters of the Universe movie!!!

As for Seagal, he is a sell-out to true martial artists everywhere. His aikido master made them all promise to never use their art for personal gain... Then, he broke that promise when his master passed away.

I voted Dolph, just for you AD.

ADolph, i knew pichachus were up to no good.

by **ignotus** on Tue Nov 20, 2007 5:53 pm

Anarkistsdream wrote:
Simonov wrote:hey! where is Scwartzenneger ? or how ever does it spells anyways. i loved his role in Conan the barbarian - i think he managed to say 2 sentences during the whole movie....

The Destroyer was much better than The Barbarian, though James Earl Jones is the shit.

But if we are talking REALLY tough film stars, you can't forget Kurt Russell as Snake Pliskin.

That was quite a good film for it's time (Escape from NY), but the sequel (LA) wasn't so good... :roll: