Not quite sure how to organise this.
But how about:
"The first to correctly guess when i will next get banned, automatically gets me on their side in a dodgy secret alliance"
Luckily, the mods will never find out.
Its good to be back with you winners. I'm fully aware of the level of complete indifference that that my return will generate.
But I've spent thirty years perfecting shabby indifference, so bring it on.
Apologies to Finland.