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Postby Norse on Sat Jan 05, 2008 6:37 pm

:(
b.k. barunt wrote:Snorri's like one of those fufu dogs who get all excited and dance around pissing on themself.

suggs wrote:scared off by all the pervs and wankers already? No? Then let me introduce myself, I'm Mr Pervy Wank.
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Re: Dancing Mustard

Postby ignotus on Sat Jan 05, 2008 6:38 pm

Norse wrote::(
heavycola wrote:
Snorri1234 wrote:Man, this thread was great. A whopping 230 pages with noone changing their viewpoint.


I actually converted around page 198. Unfortunately, I converted to satanism.
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Re: Dancing Mustard

Postby Dancing Mustard on Sat Jan 05, 2008 6:43 pm

:?
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Postby cena-rules on Sat Jan 05, 2008 6:51 pm

*chokes DM*
19:41:22 ‹jakewilliams› I was a pedo
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Postby Norse on Sat Jan 05, 2008 6:54 pm

*Slaps DM* "Man, Pull yourself together!"
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Postby Nickbaldwin on Sat Jan 05, 2008 6:55 pm

Is there something I'm missing? Apart from the obvious?
LOCK THIS FUCKING THREAD.
LOCK THIS FUCKING THREAD.
LOCK THIS FUCKING THREAD.
LOCK THIS FUCKING THREAD.
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Re: Dancing Mustard

Postby DAZMCFC on Sat Jan 05, 2008 6:56 pm

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DM is the best of the best, now why do you do this Brother Norse?

DM is the finest i have met on FW and i have been here 16 months and have seen a good few flamers. even his very long posts are worth reading. Brother Norse, we have not seen you in FW since the little incident with brother suggs in suggsgate. now your political differences maybe poles apart, but on here you were bang on. since then you have lost your touch.


you do not goto Aus ubtil April(so you say). so please give the Pleasant Chaps and the rest of FW the best that you have got.
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Postby Norse on Sat Jan 05, 2008 6:56 pm

Nickbaldwin wrote:Is there something I'm missing? Apart from the obvious?


nah, the obvious.
b.k. barunt wrote:Snorri's like one of those fufu dogs who get all excited and dance around pissing on themself.

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Re: Dancing Mustard

Postby Norse on Sat Jan 05, 2008 6:57 pm

DAZMCFC wrote:
Norse wrote::(


DM is the best of the best, now why do you do this Brother Norse?

DM is the finest i have met on FW and i have been here 16 months and have seen a good few flamers. even his very long posts are worth reading. Brother Norse, we have not seen you in FW since the little incident with brother suggs in suggsgate. now your political differences maybe poles apart, but on here you were bang on. since then you have lost your touch.


you do not goto Aus ubtil April(so you say). so please give the Pleasant Chaps and the rest of FW the best that you have got.


Brother Daz, this is why I raise this concern. I'm hoping that DM is going through one of his "odd" post christmas lunar cycles....he is not the man we all married.
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Postby Dancing Mustard on Sat Jan 05, 2008 7:01 pm

Hang on, hang on...

Do you think I'm being serious and actually trying to debate in that thread, or are you objecting to a bit of casual trolling while I'm bored witless? Is the man you married a man who liked to seriously debate, or a man who never poked fun at people in the Clubhouse, or Englebert Humpendink?
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Re: Dancing Mustard

Postby DAZMCFC on Sat Jan 05, 2008 7:03 pm

Norse wrote:
DAZMCFC wrote:
Norse wrote::(


DM is the best of the best, now why do you do this Brother Norse?

DM is the finest i have met on FW and i have been here 16 months and have seen a good few flamers. even his very long posts are worth reading. Brother Norse, we have not seen you in FW since the little incident with brother suggs in suggsgate. now your political differences maybe poles apart, but on here you were bang on. since then you have lost your touch.


you do not goto Aus ubtil April(so you say). so please give the Pleasant Chaps and the rest of FW the best that you have got.


Brother Daz, this is why I raise this concern. I'm hoping that DM is going through one of his "odd" post christmas lunar cycles....he is not the man we all married.



Don't worry about DM brother Norse, he is doing his duty to the 'cause. before you f*ck off to Aus, i would like to see you do a bit more. :lol:
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Postby Heimdall on Sat Jan 05, 2008 7:03 pm

DM is cool 8)
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Postby ignotus on Sat Jan 05, 2008 7:05 pm

Heimdall wrote:DM is cool 8)

As a penguin! :roll:
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Snorri1234 wrote:Man, this thread was great. A whopping 230 pages with noone changing their viewpoint.


I actually converted around page 198. Unfortunately, I converted to satanism.
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Postby Norse on Sat Jan 05, 2008 7:06 pm

Dancing Mustard wrote:Hang on, hang on...

Do you think I'm being serious and actually trying to debate in that thread? Or are you objecting to a casual bit of trolling because I'm bored witless? Is the man you married a man who liked to seriously debate, or a man who never poked fun at people in the Clubhouse, or Englebert Humpendink?


There is only so much a lady can take, when seeing her loved ones "go off the rails"...it just seems as though we cant just sit down in our nest and purr these days, without you causing a scene....all a lady wants is a bit of romance, you know, a little footsie and flirting, but you always go overboard and end up punching random people in the eyes.....

I just want back my mustard.
b.k. barunt wrote:Snorri's like one of those fufu dogs who get all excited and dance around pissing on themself.

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Re: Dancing Mustard

Postby Norse on Sat Jan 05, 2008 7:10 pm

DAZMCFC wrote:

Don't worry about DM brother Norse, he is doing his duty to the 'cause. before you f*ck off to Aus, i would like to see you do a bit more. :lol:


Daz, even when im over in oz, I will be here...there'll just be a bit of time when Im away, until I get the net sorted out there....there are too many little ponces on this site to leave, I have cleansed many a people here with rational thought, but there are new subjects all the time.....its a thankless task, but we must stay strong!

Now, lets celebrate with some Stone Roses!
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Postby Anarkistsdream on Sat Jan 05, 2008 7:10 pm

You motherfucker!!!

You said I was your girl, Norse! You cheap, slut!
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Postby Heimdall on Sat Jan 05, 2008 7:10 pm

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How could this not be cool?
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Postby hecter on Sat Jan 05, 2008 7:13 pm

Anarkistsdream wrote:You motherfucker!!!

You said I was your girl, Norse! You cheap, slut!

f*ck off, Norse is mine!
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Postby Norse on Sat Jan 05, 2008 7:15 pm

Anarkistsdream wrote:You motherfucker!!!

You said I was your girl, Norse! You cheap, slut!


Narky, you will always be my one true love...see, I only flirt and play footsie with DM.
b.k. barunt wrote:Snorri's like one of those fufu dogs who get all excited and dance around pissing on themself.

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Postby Norse on Sat Jan 05, 2008 7:15 pm

hecter wrote:
Anarkistsdream wrote:You motherfucker!!!

You said I was your girl, Norse! You cheap, slut!

f*ck off, Norse is mine!


SHhhhhh! :-#
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Postby Anarkistsdream on Sat Jan 05, 2008 7:16 pm

Norse is CC's version of the village bicycle, apparently...

But, I must admit, Hecter gives better head.
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Postby ignotus on Sat Jan 05, 2008 7:18 pm

Norse wrote:
hecter wrote:
Anarkistsdream wrote:You motherfucker!!!

You said I was your girl, Norse! You cheap, slut!

f*ck off, Norse is mine!


SHhhhhh! :-#


Norse, you are like no tits, fat, hairy, drunk, male Keira Knightley. Everybody want to do you except me. :wink: :roll:
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I actually converted around page 198. Unfortunately, I converted to satanism.
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Postby Norse on Sat Jan 05, 2008 7:19 pm

Anarkistsdream wrote:Norse is CC's version of the village bicycle, apparently...

But, I must admit, Hecter gives better head.


Yes, but lets not forget the old "special narky tongue trick" eh? :wink:
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Postby Dancing Mustard on Sat Jan 05, 2008 7:19 pm

Seriously Norse, if you wanted me to stop interupting you laying down your serious business with my playful pseudo-intellectual seeking spam, then all you had to do was PM me...
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Postby hecter on Sat Jan 05, 2008 7:22 pm

Norse wrote:
Anarkistsdream wrote:Norse is CC's version of the village bicycle, apparently...

But, I must admit, Hecter gives better head.


Yes, but lets not forget the old "special narky tongue trick" eh? :wink:

Ya, but my ass is tighter than his.
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