Skittles! wrote:Unfortunately, it is true. I am the cause of AIDS, and I am the reason why so many people have died due to it. It all started when I was out chasing a wild ape in the Rwanda Mountains, which I had just shot a little while before. On my hand was a sore that was still weeping from getting scratched via the bushes. I finally reached the ape, which was now lying on the ground, panting for breath. I knew it would die in a few minutes, so I shot it again. I could hear the birds in the distance fly away due to the noise of the gun-shot. I put my hand over the wound where I shot the ape, and our blood collided. That night, I went back to my boyfriend in our hut at the foot of the mountains. We had great sex, and at that time I didn't realise I had gotten AIDS via the ape. During the great sex (and believe me, it was great) we were screaming out random noises like "LOLOLOL", which we hadn't heard before. It made no difference, it just added the pleasure.
What a bloody freak you are! It's crazy, really...
