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The antichrist poll

Postby heavycola on Tue Jan 22, 2008 9:19 am

Brothers and sisters, the end times are upon us! God has spoken to me through a succession of youtube videos, the rapture index is through the roof, and we are all about to be injected with mind-control barcodes just as soon as reptile shill hillary clinton steals the election from Ron Paul, just as Revelation predicts! THIS IS THE YEAR IT ALL KICKS OFFF!

I'm prolly going to get raptured up to heaven soon, hopefully while I'm driving a busload of sinners somewhere profane. But afterwards the antichrist is going to turn up and start some nasty shit. Popular candiates include Prince Charles, Jacques Chirac, and even Barney. I'm interested in you post-tribulationers' thoughts.
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DAVID ICKE

Postby Geoff_with_a_G on Tue Jan 22, 2008 9:20 am

DAVID ICKE
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Re: DAVID ICKE

Postby heavycola on Tue Jan 22, 2008 9:37 am

geoff@xtra.co.nz wrote:DAVID ICKE


Ignore David icke at your peril. He speaks the truth.
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Postby Snorri1234 on Tue Jan 22, 2008 9:38 am

Roosevelt? Kennedy? Bill Gates?
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Postby HungrySomali on Tue Jan 22, 2008 10:08 am

Mahmud Ahmedinajad
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Postby -ShadySoul- on Tue Jan 22, 2008 10:38 am

me? you? everybody?
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Postby browng-08 on Tue Jan 22, 2008 10:41 am

Praise God, for I have brought a message of greatest news! All those out there with less-than-perfect records on St. Paul's ledger have no reason to lose hope! You, too, can reserve a spot in Heaven!

PS- i am the Anti-Christ, if you were wondering... :oops:
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Postby MeDeFe on Tue Jan 22, 2008 11:53 am

hecter!
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Postby Blitzaholic on Tue Jan 22, 2008 11:56 am

i think he arises somewhere out of the european union
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Postby jnd94 on Tue Jan 22, 2008 12:06 pm

My dream is to be the Antichrist. Bring about the end of humanity, what more can you ask for?
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Postby DaGip on Tue Jan 22, 2008 12:45 pm

All you scummers are the AntiChrist! You don't believe in God, you don't read the Bible, and you verily make fun of Jesus every chance you get! Face it...you ALL are the AntiChrist! There is no differentiating between you and the Lord of Darkness. The majority of CC is destined for Hell fire and gnashing of teeth. Another proof that you guys are antiChristian...you all banned Norse and Xtra! Shame on you! May God have mercy on your scum sucking souls!
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Postby browng-08 on Tue Jan 22, 2008 12:48 pm

DaGip wrote:All you scummers are the AntiChrist! You don't believe in God, you don't read the Bible, and you verily make fun of Jesus every chance you get! Face it...you ALL are the AntiChrist! There is no differentiating between you and the Lord of Darkness. The majority of CC is destined for Hell fire and gnashing of teeth. Another proof that you guys are antiChristian...you all banned Norse and Xtra! Shame on you! May God have mercy on your scum sucking souls!
Get off your high horse. Hypocrites have their own spot reserved in Hell. :P
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Postby apey on Tue Jan 22, 2008 12:53 pm

Have you really looked at the pope that guy makes my skin crawl :shock:
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Postby diddle on Tue Jan 22, 2008 12:54 pm

apey wrote:Have you really looked at the pope that guy makes my skin crawl :shock:


Now that would be quite a sight.
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Postby apey on Tue Jan 22, 2008 12:55 pm

it is :lol:
kinda freaky 8)
but not hecter freaky
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Postby DaGip on Tue Jan 22, 2008 1:07 pm

browng-08 wrote:
DaGip wrote:All you scummers are the AntiChrist! You don't believe in God, you don't read the Bible, and you verily make fun of Jesus every chance you get! Face it...you ALL are the AntiChrist! There is no differentiating between you and the Lord of Darkness. The majority of CC is destined for Hell fire and gnashing of teeth. Another proof that you guys are antiChristian...you all banned Norse and Xtra! Shame on you! May God have mercy on your scum sucking souls!
Get off your high horse. Hypocrites have their own spot reserved in Hell. :P

This isn't flame wars...watch your tongue!
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Postby suggs on Tue Jan 22, 2008 1:58 pm

Its clearly Flipper.
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Postby browng-08 on Tue Jan 22, 2008 4:30 pm

DaGip wrote:All you scummers are the AntiChrist! You don't believe in God, you don't read the Bible, and you verily make fun of Jesus every chance you get! Face it...you ALL are the AntiChrist! There is no differentiating between you and the Lord of Darkness. The majority of CC is destined for Hell fire and gnashing of teeth. Another proof that you guys are antiChristian...you all banned Norse and Xtra! Shame on you! May God have mercy on your scum sucking souls!
This isn't flame wars...watch your tongue![/quote]Once again, watch the hypocrisy... This entire quote is more offensive than mine was.
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Postby MeDeFe on Tue Jan 22, 2008 5:01 pm

DaGip wrote:All you scummers are the AntiChrist! You don't believe in God, you don't read the Bible, and you verily make fun of Jesus every chance you get! Face it...you ALL are the AntiChrist! There is no differentiating between you and the Lord of Darkness. The majority of CC is destined for Hell fire and gnashing of teeth. Another proof that you guys are antiChristian...you all banned Norse and Xtra! Shame on you! May God have mercy on your scum sucking souls!

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Postby luns101 on Tue Jan 22, 2008 5:33 pm

I have always suspected Other:(please specify) so I voted for him.
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