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Postby Kid_A on Fri Jan 25, 2008 6:07 am

after 20+ years of practice i still have not mastered the act of chewing.

today, i bit my finger while eating a slice of bread. :cry: i felt like such an ass, but then i watched this:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=JoLDv2p_fpA


it put things in perspective for me. im only the second dumbest human on this planet.
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Postby MeDeFe on Fri Jan 25, 2008 7:05 am

Did you at least bite hard enough to draw blood?
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Re: sad, moronic moment

Postby ignotus on Fri Jan 25, 2008 7:51 am

Kid_A wrote:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=JoLDv2p_fpA


it put things in perspective for me. im only the second dumbest human on this planet.


HEY! I'm the second dumbest human in this galaxy at least! You didn't almost kill a man with a book in a last month.

Short story: Book (that was "unprotected" in my bag on a shelf) dropped from a shelf and landed directly on this 45 year old guy's head. He was cursing me for five minutes. :roll:
heavycola wrote:
Snorri1234 wrote:Man, this thread was great. A whopping 230 pages with noone changing their viewpoint.


I actually converted around page 198. Unfortunately, I converted to satanism.
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Postby apey on Fri Jan 25, 2008 9:25 am

I curse you for five minutes everyday
04:42:40 ‹apey› uhoh
04:42:40 ‹ronc8649› uhoh
iAmCaffeine: 4/28/2016. I love how the PL players are getting wet on your wall
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Postby DirtyDishSoap on Fri Jan 25, 2008 10:41 am

apey wrote:I curse you for five minutes everyday
:lol:
Dukasaur wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.

Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.

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Postby ignotus on Fri Jan 25, 2008 12:21 pm

apey wrote:I curse you for five minutes everyday


You will be going to Hell for that. :twisted:

I think I curse myself for five minutes every day so it's no big deal. :wink:
Anyway, I deserved it. :roll:
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Snorri1234 wrote:Man, this thread was great. A whopping 230 pages with noone changing their viewpoint.


I actually converted around page 198. Unfortunately, I converted to satanism.
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Postby ParadiceCity9 on Fri Jan 25, 2008 12:51 pm

lol funny video
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Postby Kid_A on Fri Jan 25, 2008 6:45 pm

apey wrote:I curse you for five minutes everyday



well i pleasure myself for about 5 minutes every night before i go to sleep. i think that about evens things out.
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