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Skittles is a goose? What the deuce!?

Postby Minister Masket on Thu Feb 07, 2008 7:07 am

Seriously, why choose to be a goose?
They are violent, aggresive animals with little-to-no brain power.
Plus, they are smaller than swans. And swans can break a man's arm y'know.

I would have chosen to be an eagle or osprey myself, but hey, to each his own.
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Postby MeDeFe on Thu Feb 07, 2008 8:08 am

Well, they are violent, aggressive animals that don't need to think very much and they will take on a swan whether they can take it down or not.
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Postby Skittles! on Thu Feb 07, 2008 2:56 pm

Why are you being mean to geese?
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Postby unriggable on Thu Feb 07, 2008 2:57 pm

Skittles isnt a goose, he's a cunt.

Just kidding. But seriously, nice animations.
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Postby DirtyDishSoap on Thu Feb 07, 2008 2:57 pm

i believe the word is goosen!
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Postby Minister Masket on Thu Feb 07, 2008 3:45 pm

Skittles! wrote:Why are you being mean to geese?

Because they are obscure animals.
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Postby Iliad on Thu Feb 07, 2008 6:00 pm

Dammit don't say the goos wor*MM explodes*
Whatcha going to do.

And it's not like reed chose. It was pretty much forced upon him
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Postby Grooveman2007 on Thu Feb 07, 2008 7:33 pm

I used to bike through flocks of Geese.
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Postby Serbia on Thu Feb 07, 2008 7:37 pm

Minister Masket wrote:
Skittles! wrote:Why are you being mean to geese?

Because they are obscure animals.


They aren't very obscure here...
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Postby mandalorian2298 on Thu Feb 07, 2008 7:48 pm

Minister Masket wrote:
Skittles! wrote:Why are you being mean to geese?

Because they are obscure animals.


Is specism forbidden by Forum Rules? It should be, because MM is clearly violence-mongering geese-hater! :evil: Shame on you! [-X
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Postby dustn64 on Thu Feb 07, 2008 9:36 pm

actually he is not a goose. He is a esoog.
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Postby freezie on Thu Feb 07, 2008 10:17 pm

dustn64 wrote:actually he is not a goose. He is a esoog.




Congratulation! That is the correct answer.


You win...a cookie!


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Postby Skoffin on Fri Feb 08, 2008 5:14 am

Skittles did not choose, I decided.
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Postby Dekloren on Fri Feb 08, 2008 5:25 am

Geese can figure out 9/11 was an inside job.
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Postby Skittles! on Fri Feb 08, 2008 5:27 am

Dekloren wrote:Geese can figure out 9/11 was an inside job.

As I'm a esoog, and I haven't figured out that 9/11 was an inside job, I guess it wasn't an inside job, because I can't figure it out.
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Postby Iliad on Fri Feb 08, 2008 5:27 am

Skoffin wrote: Skittles did not choose, I decided.
I already said that! :evil:
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Postby Dekloren on Fri Feb 08, 2008 5:32 am

Skittles! wrote:
Dekloren wrote:Geese can figure out 9/11 was an inside job.

As I'm a esoog, and I haven't figured out that 9/11 was an inside job, I guess it wasn't an inside job, because I can't figure it out.



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Postby Skoffin on Fri Feb 08, 2008 5:39 am

Iliad wrote:
Skoffin wrote: Skittles did not choose, I decided.
I already said that! :evil:


See, here's the thing.. you don't count, and mine was better.
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Postby Iliad on Fri Feb 08, 2008 5:40 am

Skoffin wrote:
Iliad wrote:
Skoffin wrote: Skittles did not choose, I decided.
I already said that! :evil:


See, here's the thing.. you don't count, and mine was better.
f*ck :lol: :wink:
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Postby Dekloren on Fri Feb 08, 2008 5:55 am

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Postby Minister Masket on Fri Feb 08, 2008 6:15 pm

mandalorian2298 wrote:
Minister Masket wrote:
Skittles! wrote:Why are you being mean to geese?

Because they are obscure animals.


Is specism forbidden by Forum Rules? It should be, because MM is clearly violence-mongering geese-hater! :evil: Shame on you! [-X

Hey! specism has a brother.
His name is Shut-The-Hell-Up!

Anyway, Skittles himself said that he is not, in fact, a goose, but an esoog. This means that he is not obscure, but I still am indifferent towards him.
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