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Beer Fights Cancer!

Postby DaGip on Thu Mar 20, 2008 12:23 am

http://news.smh.com.au/boffins-may-deve ... -1lvm.html

It seems that hops contains a cancer fighting agent that is toxic to many types of cancer.

Scientists are looking into ways of increasing this agent in beer and regular foods that we eat.

Beer fights cancer! Bottoms up!
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Postby MeDeFe on Thu Mar 20, 2008 3:45 am

They need to improve their writing skills, one statement was quoted twice, but in all it's very good news.
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Postby griffin_slayer on Thu Mar 20, 2008 8:48 am

very, maybe now they'll let kids(over 12) drink that would be nice.
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Postby MeDeFe on Thu Mar 20, 2008 9:59 am

griffin_slayer wrote:very, maybe now they'll let kids(over 12) drink that would be nice.

Only alcohol-free beer.
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Postby jimboston on Thu Mar 20, 2008 10:31 am

Then I guess I have no cancer worries. :)
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Postby reminisco on Thu Mar 20, 2008 10:49 am

it doesn't stop there! the magical concoction commonly known as beer also combats:

*Boredom
*Ugly Chicks (magically alters their appearance)
*Intolerable "Talks" with the Old Lady
*Erections (don't believe me? just keep drinking till it goes away!)
*Sexual Malaise (don't drink too much, or else the initial erection you get will, well, see above)
*The Question of What to Do With Your Hands and Mouth While Driving.
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Postby got tonkaed on Thu Mar 20, 2008 11:25 am

reminisco wrote:it doesn't stop there! the magical concoction commonly known as beer also combats:

*Boredom
*Ugly Chicks (magically alters their appearance)
*Intolerable "Talks" with the Old Lady
*Erections (don't believe me? just keep drinking till it goes away!)
*Sexual Malaise (don't drink too much, or else the initial erection you get will, well, see above)
*The Question of What to Do With Your Hands and Mouth While Driving.
*Aliens


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Postby DaGip on Thu Mar 20, 2008 1:02 pm

MeDeFe wrote:
griffin_slayer wrote:very, maybe now they'll let kids(over 12) drink that would be nice.

Only alcohol-free beer.


No such thing as alcohol-free beer. It is called non-alcoholic beer or NA beer, and it contains about 0.5% alcohol. Almost all of which have a faint tinge of sweetness(I know, I quit drinking, and I thought I could switch over to NA beer) reminescent of apple juice.

The best NA beer I could find to date is Busch NA. It comes really close to actually tasting like a regular beer, but all the fancy ones (Guiness, St.Paulies, CoorsCutter...) all have that sweet tangy apple juice flavor that somehow reminds you of vomit.
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Postby Huckleberryhound on Thu Mar 20, 2008 5:30 pm

If they could just find a way for it to cure Ulcers :P
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Postby soka on Fri Mar 21, 2008 1:03 am

damn drunken beer always fighting
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Postby MeDeFe on Fri Mar 21, 2008 6:31 am

DaGip wrote:
MeDeFe wrote:
griffin_slayer wrote:very, maybe now they'll let kids(over 12) drink that would be nice.

Only alcohol-free beer.

No such thing as alcohol-free beer. It is called non-alcoholic beer or NA beer, and it contains about 0.5% alcohol. Almost all of which have a faint tinge of sweetness(I know, I quit drinking, and I thought I could switch over to NA beer) reminescent of apple juice.

The best NA beer I could find to date is Busch NA. It comes really close to actually tasting like a regular beer, but all the fancy ones (Guiness, St.Paulies, CoorsCutter...) all have that sweet tangy apple juice flavor that somehow reminds you of vomit.

NA for North American? Anyway, according to my research, both of our terms are correct.
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