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I feel like the luckiest person alive.

Postby dustn64 on Sat Apr 26, 2008 5:50 pm

About 20 minutes ago I was heading home from working with my aunt when I received a text. Me ,being an idiot, looked at my phone and ignored the road. Meanwhile, the person in front of me had plans to turn which were quickly ended by me rear ending her.


I am only 15 years of age.(16 is legal driving age) I was freaking out and panicking, But the cop let me off without even a warning. Swoosh.
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Re: I feel like the luckiest person alive.

Postby El Capitan X on Sat Apr 26, 2008 6:28 pm

1. You're only 15?

2. Don't you still have to pay for the damage?



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Re: I feel like the luckiest person alive.

Postby DaGip on Sat Apr 26, 2008 7:09 pm

15 years old? You should feel lucky not to have bad acne!
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Re: I feel like the luckiest person alive.

Postby Mjinga on Sat Apr 26, 2008 7:11 pm

Sweet!

...did the cop know you're only 15?
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Re: I feel like the luckiest person alive.

Postby muy_thaiguy on Sat Apr 26, 2008 7:40 pm

So, speeding you get a hefty fine, rear ending someone you get a warning.



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Re: I feel like the luckiest person alive.

Postby AlbroShlo on Sat Apr 26, 2008 8:34 pm

dustn64 wrote:About 20 minutes ago I was heading home from working with my aunt when I received a text. Me ,being an idiot, looked at my phone and ignored the road. Meanwhile, the person in front of me had plans to turn which were quickly ended by me rear ending her.


I am only 15 years of age.(16 is legal driving age) I was freaking out and panicking, But the cop let me off without even a warning. Swoosh.


i feel like you're full of shit lol
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Re: I feel like the luckiest person alive.

Postby borox0 on Sat Apr 26, 2008 9:00 pm

You crashed. I don't consider that lucky.
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Re: I feel like the luckiest person alive.

Postby MeDeFe on Sun Apr 27, 2008 4:45 am

borox0 wrote:You crashed. I don't consider that lucky.

Word.
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Re: I feel like the luckiest person alive.

Postby Nickbaldwin on Sun Apr 27, 2008 12:38 pm

Yes well I managed to have a quick wank earlier. In the ad break of Emmerdale. Can't get much luckier than that, yout'.
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Re: I feel like the luckiest person alive.

Postby t-o-m on Sun Apr 27, 2008 12:52 pm

Nickbaldwin wrote:Yes well I managed to have a quick wank earlier. In the ad break of Emmerdale. Can't get much luckier than that, yout'.

:shock:
you watch emerdale? :? :?
thats teh shittiest programme ever
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o and umm yea u a lucky person thinking of emerdale and having a wank :?
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Re: I feel like the luckiest person alive.

Postby Nickbaldwin on Sun Apr 27, 2008 12:53 pm

t-o-m wrote:
Nickbaldwin wrote:Yes well I managed to have a quick wank earlier. In the ad break of Emmerdale. Can't get much luckier than that, yout'.

:shock:
you watch emerdale? :? :?
thats teh shittiest programme ever
Nickbaldwin wrote:Yes well I managed to have a quick wank earlier. In the ad break of Emmerdale. Can't get much luckier than that, yout'.

o and umm yea u a lucky person thinking of emerdale and having a wank :?


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Re: I feel like the luckiest person alive.

Postby t-o-m on Sun Apr 27, 2008 12:55 pm

meh lol
whats he want us to say:
something like this...?
omg ur so lucky!
haha i wish i had ur luck
thats funny
well done
good one
hehe ur one lucky person

any of them?
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Re: I feel like the luckiest person alive.

Postby Nickbaldwin on Sun Apr 27, 2008 12:57 pm

dustn64 wrote:About 20 minutes ago I was heading home from working with my aunt when I received a text. Me ,being an idiot, looked at my phone and ignored the road. Meanwhile, the person in front of me had plans to turn which were quickly ended by me rear ending her.


I am only 15 years of age.(16 is legal driving age) I was freaking out and panicking, But the cop let me off without even a warning. Swoosh.


WOW U IZ TEH KEWLA 4 BRAKIN LAWZ AND GETTIN AWAYZ WIV ITZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOL

Like that?
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Re: I feel like the luckiest person alive.

Postby t-o-m on Sun Apr 27, 2008 1:04 pm

yea
that was good
haha i wish i had ur luck
thats funny
well done
good one
hehe ur one lucky person
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Re: I feel like the luckiest person alive.

Postby Nickbaldwin on Sun Apr 27, 2008 1:07 pm

We love you dustn64 for making twattishness KEWL.
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Re: I feel like the luckiest person alive.

Postby dustn64 on Sun Apr 27, 2008 1:17 pm

El Capitan X wrote:1. You're only 15?

2. Don't you still have to pay for the damage?



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1. Yes, but my birthday is on April 29th

2. Yes, But here is the thing, my truck is the only one that got messed up. The only thing I have to fix on it is I need to get a new bumper.
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Re: I feel like the luckiest person alive.

Postby Nickbaldwin on Sun Apr 27, 2008 1:17 pm

ALMOST DOESN'T CUT IT!
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Re: I feel like the luckiest person alive.

Postby El Capitan X on Sun Apr 27, 2008 1:34 pm

I'd sue you for causing me back 'pains'.


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Re: I feel like the luckiest person alive.

Postby dustn64 on Sun Apr 27, 2008 2:02 pm

Image


See, not too bad,
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Re: I feel like the luckiest person alive.

Postby El Capitan X on Sun Apr 27, 2008 2:09 pm

OK, but why is the "KU" backwards?


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Re: I feel like the luckiest person alive.

Postby PLAYER57832 on Sun Apr 27, 2008 2:14 pm

dustn64 wrote:About 20 minutes ago I was heading home from working with my aunt when I received a text. Me ,being an idiot, looked at my phone and ignored the road. Meanwhile, the person in front of me had plans to turn which were quickly ended by me rear ending her.


I am only 15 years of age.(16 is legal driving age) I was freaking out and panicking, But the cop let me off without even a warning. Swoosh.


LUCKY LUCKY LUCKY LUCKY LUCKY

LUCKY you were not killed ... or worse

LUCKY you did not kill someone else.

LUCKY you did not hurt anyone (apparently)

LUCKY the damage was not severe, to either car

LUCKY you had access to a car .. and if it is curtailed (or have to face other consequences) as a result, consider yourself DOUBLY lucky to have parents who care.... if you don't, then you will have to grow up a bit faster and take your OWN responsibility!

LUCKY you are apparently smart enough to realize you goofed ... but now PROVE it and DON'T DO IT AGAIN!


If you DO learn, then you are lucky to have been let off by the cop. BUT if you don't .. .then the REST of the drivers are pretty unlucky as a result!

(sorry, a mom here speaking! ... but you do need to hear every word!)
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Re: I feel like the luckiest person alive.

Postby Dancing Mustard on Sun Apr 27, 2008 2:20 pm

PLAYER57832 wrote:Image
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Re: I feel like the luckiest person alive.

Postby PLAYER57832 on Sun Apr 27, 2008 2:32 pm

Dancing Mustard wrote:
PLAYER57832 wrote:Image



In THIS case, I will take it as a compliment ...

I was an EMT several years ... I have seen enough of the "not-so-lucky".
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Re: I feel like the luckiest person alive.

Postby mr. incrediball on Sun Apr 27, 2008 2:36 pm

PLAYER57832 wrote:
dustn64 wrote:About 20 minutes ago I was heading home from working with my aunt when I received a text. Me ,being an idiot, looked at my phone and ignored the road. Meanwhile, the person in front of me had plans to turn which were quickly ended by me rear ending her.


I am only 15 years of age.(16 is legal driving age) I was freaking out and panicking, But the cop let me off without even a warning. Swoosh.


LUCKY LUCKY LUCKY LUCKY LUCKY

LUCKY you were not killed ... or worse

LUCKY you did not kill someone else.

LUCKY you did not hurt anyone (apparently)

LUCKY the damage was not severe, to either car

LUCKY you had access to a car .. and if it is curtailed (or have to face other consequences) as a result, consider yourself DOUBLY lucky to have parents who care.... if you don't, then you will have to grow up a bit faster and take your OWN responsibility!

LUCKY you are apparently smart enough to realize you goofed ... but now PROVE it and DON'T DO IT AGAIN!


If you DO learn, then you are lucky to have been let off by the cop. BUT if you don't .. .then the REST of the drivers are pretty unlucky as a result!

(sorry, a mom here speaking! ... but you do need to hear every word!)



so... you agree he was lucky, then?
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Re: I feel like the luckiest person alive.

Postby AndrewLC on Sun Apr 27, 2008 3:43 pm

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