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dustn64 wrote:About 20 minutes ago I was heading home from working with my aunt when I received a text. Me ,being an idiot, looked at my phone and ignored the road. Meanwhile, the person in front of me had plans to turn which were quickly ended by me rear ending her.
I am only 15 years of age.(16 is legal driving age) I was freaking out and panicking, But the cop let me off without even a warning. Swoosh.
borox0 wrote:You crashed. I don't consider that lucky.
saxitoxin wrote:Your position is more complex than the federal tax code. As soon as I think I understand it, I find another index of cross-references, exceptions and amendments I have to apply.
Timminz wrote:Yo mama is so classless, she could be a Marxist utopia.
Nickbaldwin wrote:Yes well I managed to have a quick wank earlier. In the ad break of Emmerdale. Can't get much luckier than that, yout'.
Nickbaldwin wrote:Yes well I managed to have a quick wank earlier. In the ad break of Emmerdale. Can't get much luckier than that, yout'.
t-o-m wrote:Nickbaldwin wrote:Yes well I managed to have a quick wank earlier. In the ad break of Emmerdale. Can't get much luckier than that, yout'.
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thats teh shittiest programme everNickbaldwin wrote:Yes well I managed to have a quick wank earlier. In the ad break of Emmerdale. Can't get much luckier than that, yout'.
o and umm yea u a lucky person thinking of emerdale and having a wank
omg ur so lucky!
haha i wish i had ur luck
thats funny
well done
good one
hehe ur one lucky person
dustn64 wrote:About 20 minutes ago I was heading home from working with my aunt when I received a text. Me ,being an idiot, looked at my phone and ignored the road. Meanwhile, the person in front of me had plans to turn which were quickly ended by me rear ending her.
I am only 15 years of age.(16 is legal driving age) I was freaking out and panicking, But the cop let me off without even a warning. Swoosh.
El Capitan X wrote:1. You're only 15?
2. Don't you still have to pay for the damage?
ECX
dustn64 wrote:About 20 minutes ago I was heading home from working with my aunt when I received a text. Me ,being an idiot, looked at my phone and ignored the road. Meanwhile, the person in front of me had plans to turn which were quickly ended by me rear ending her.
I am only 15 years of age.(16 is legal driving age) I was freaking out and panicking, But the cop let me off without even a warning. Swoosh.
PLAYER57832 wrote:
Wayne wrote:Wow, with a voice like that Dancing Mustard must get all the babes!
Garth wrote:Yeah, I bet he's totally studly and buff.
Dancing Mustard wrote:PLAYER57832 wrote:
PLAYER57832 wrote:dustn64 wrote:About 20 minutes ago I was heading home from working with my aunt when I received a text. Me ,being an idiot, looked at my phone and ignored the road. Meanwhile, the person in front of me had plans to turn which were quickly ended by me rear ending her.
I am only 15 years of age.(16 is legal driving age) I was freaking out and panicking, But the cop let me off without even a warning. Swoosh.
LUCKY LUCKY LUCKY LUCKY LUCKY
LUCKY you were not killed ... or worse
LUCKY you did not kill someone else.
LUCKY you did not hurt anyone (apparently)
LUCKY the damage was not severe, to either car
LUCKY you had access to a car .. and if it is curtailed (or have to face other consequences) as a result, consider yourself DOUBLY lucky to have parents who care.... if you don't, then you will have to grow up a bit faster and take your OWN responsibility!
LUCKY you are apparently smart enough to realize you goofed ... but now PROVE it and DON'T DO IT AGAIN!
If you DO learn, then you are lucky to have been let off by the cop. BUT if you don't .. .then the REST of the drivers are pretty unlucky as a result!
(sorry, a mom here speaking! ... but you do need to hear every word!)
darvlay wrote:Get over it, people. It's just a crazy lookin' bear ejaculating into the waiting maw of an eager fox. Nothing more.
Dancing Mustard wrote:PLAYER57832 wrote:
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