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Where has Jay been?

Postby heavycola on Tue May 20, 2008 2:15 pm

The answer could be key.
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Re: Where has Jay been?

Postby CoffeeCream on Tue May 20, 2008 3:11 pm

You really miss the guy, heavy

Come on, admit it! You have a soft spot in your heart for his posts
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Re: Where has Jay been?

Postby Frigidus on Tue May 20, 2008 3:16 pm

CoffeeCream wrote:You really miss the guy, heavy

Come on, admit it! You have a soft spot in your heart for his posts


Indeed. It's been getting boring.
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Re: Where has Jay been?

Postby heavycola on Tue May 20, 2008 3:17 pm

CoffeeCream wrote:You really miss the guy, heavy

Come on, admit it! You have a soft spot in your heart for his posts


I am the first to admit it. This forum is a lesser place without him.
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Re: Where has Jay been?

Postby MeDeFe on Tue May 20, 2008 3:53 pm

I need at least two options in order to vote in that poll, a coin flip can't decide it.

And it's really good to see a thread by jay again.
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Re: Where has Jay been?

Postby Neoteny on Tue May 20, 2008 9:11 pm

heavycola wrote:
CoffeeCream wrote:You really miss the guy, heavy

Come on, admit it! You have a soft spot in your heart for his posts


I am the first to admit it. This forum is a lesser place without him.


Actually, I believe I was the first to post an I miss jay thread. Not to steal your thunder or anything. I remember impersonating him for a couple days.
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Re: Where has Jay been?

Postby jay_a2j on Tue May 20, 2008 10:23 pm

None of the above actually.


I have been trying to live life and downplay the info. I have run across..... then I watched THIS and hell, it's on our doorstep. I think it would be an injustice for me no keep this to myself. Why? I don't know. Most people are right where they want you. Too lazy to look into it, or to stupid to care.


For years contemplating what, "There will be wars and rumors of war" meant, it is now quite clear.... There will be wars (Afghanistan, Iraq, Iran) and rumors of war (war on terror).

Wake up please! Not much time left!
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Re: Where has Jay been?

Postby strike wolf on Tue May 20, 2008 11:34 pm

All those options are really good it's hard to pick one.
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Re: Where has Jay been?

Postby DAZMCFC on Wed May 21, 2008 5:39 am

Times Square gets my vote, ranting and raving.
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Re: Where has Jay been?

Postby Dancing Mustard on Wed May 21, 2008 6:14 am

All those words before the comma are superfluous Daz.
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Re: Where has Jay been?

Postby suggs on Wed May 21, 2008 6:30 am

Blesss Jay. His very first sentence (living life, downplaying the infomation") was vintage.
I mean, WTF does that mean? It suggests that the receiving signals from his microwave oven was nearest to the mark.
You'd enjoy a book called The Infomation by Martin Amis, Jay - altho it might send you over the edge, so maybe best not.

I have to be a party pooper. Dont you find that you miss these really irritating conspiricy twats for a while, when the forums are dull, but as soon as they come back you@re already bored out of your brain by the pure GIBBERISH they come out with:

"ooo inside job, 000 the end of the world ooo".
Its all so fucking self centred - like politicians are out there, del;iberately trying to screw Jay and the boys over.
No one cares about your mad theories old boy.
Test your nonsense against the facts. You might as well run around shouting "ooo Big Bird is head of the CIA" -its as true as anything you've ever said.
Welcome back Jay - now go and read a real book, by a real author, and get back to me.
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Re: Where has Jay been?

Postby Dancing Mustard on Wed May 21, 2008 6:45 am

*Standing ovation for Sugg's masterpiece of a post*
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Re: Where has Jay been?

Postby MeDeFe on Wed May 21, 2008 7:58 am

No news there jay, hell has always been on our doorstep, it's usually referred to as "the world".
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Re: Where has Jay been?

Postby jonesthecurl on Wed May 21, 2008 9:20 am

suggs wrote:. You might as well run around shouting "ooo Big Bird is head of the CIA"


Actually it's the other way around. How do YOU know who's in that costume.

Oh, for the less intelligent out there, yes it's not really a big bird, it's someone dressed up...
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Re: Where has Jay been?

Postby jay_a2j on Wed May 21, 2008 9:44 am

suggs, time will tell and how will you feel when you realize you have been fooled? Fooled into believing there are big bad terrorists out to get us? Fooled into believing that if we give up our freedoms we can gain security from terrorism? 911 happened to scare the American people into submission, so we would give up our rights to gain security. My God! Our forefathers warned us about this! You have been led to believe that a group of terrorists who pulled off 911 somehow were unable to attack again in the following 7 years. That our security has gotten sooo good that we have prevented another attack. And I'm the delusional one? Martial law is coming. America as we know it is coming to an end. You are not alone, the majority of people are in denial as well. I'm just glad a woke up to see what's really going on. Stay asleep.... like a good little slave of the New World Order. =D>
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Re: Where has Jay been?

Postby Dancing Mustard on Wed May 21, 2008 10:04 am

jay_a2j wrote:I don't have any facts or proof of my arguments. But you should all be very scared of the government. You should be scared of it because it is trying to frighten you into submission. Be very afraid and scared of that government, people who try to blind you to the truth with fear and scary stories aren't to be trusted. But you can trust me, my type of fear-mongering and baseless mudslinging is different because I said so, and if you don't agree then you're a bad man. A bad man who should be scared of what will happen to him if he doesn't listen to what I say. Booga booga. Fear fear, be scared of being scared. Etc.

Sorry Jay, it appears that you mistyped http://www.hypocrisyclub.com and accidentally ended up on this forum instead.

Pip pip.
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Re: Where has Jay been?

Postby MeDeFe on Wed May 21, 2008 10:14 am

Both of you present very valid points.
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Re: Where has Jay been?

Postby jay_a2j on Wed May 21, 2008 10:38 am

Dancing Mustard wrote:Just shut up and fall in line with the other slaves! Freedom is highly overrated anyways. I personally can't wait to get my chip. Hell, I gotta eat. The world will be a much better place if we all just give in and fall in line with the New World Order! We will achieve what Hitler could not!



Guess two can play the game of re-writing quotes. BTW I think you meant to type in http://www.imanewworldorderslave.com and ended up here by mistake. ;)


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Re: Where has Jay been?

Postby heavycola on Wed May 21, 2008 11:23 am

Sheeple! Get your 'I'm proud to be a NWO shill™' merchandise today.
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PM me for prices, or contact me through my microwave.
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Re: Where has Jay been?

Postby Dancing Mustard on Wed May 21, 2008 11:31 am

jay_a2j wrote:two can play the game of re-writing quotes.
They can.

The difference between us though, was that I paraphrased what you actually said (you didn't have any evidence, and you were just arguing with threats and fear, like the people you allege to criticise) in order to artfully expose the inherent flaw and contradiction in your argument; whereas you just made up some random bollocks that I never said or implied, and bunged it next to my name (NWO Slave indeed... what rubbish).

In short: what I did was clever, made a point and rendered your scare-tactics useless, what you did was infantile, stupid and pointless.

Yet again DM is triumphant in proving one of these generic, hypocrisy-spouting, conspiracy sheep to be blind hypocrites and unquestioning dullards. Huzzah for reason! Huzzah for DM!
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Re: Where has Jay been?

Postby heavycola on Wed May 21, 2008 11:41 am

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Re: Where has Jay been?

Postby InkL0sed on Wed May 21, 2008 11:43 am

heavycola wrote:Sheeple! Get your 'I'm proud to be a NWO shill™' merchandise today.
Heavycola is taking orders for t-shirts and mouse mats (with FREE built-in tracking chip!)
PM me for prices, or contact me through my microwave.


*Falls over laughing*
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Re: Where has Jay been?

Postby Frigidus on Wed May 21, 2008 12:58 pm

heavycola wrote:Sheeple! Get your 'I'm proud to be a NWO shill™' merchandise today.
Heavycola is taking orders for t-shirts and mouse mats (with FREE built-in tracking chip!)
PM me for prices, or contact me through my microwave.


I would genuinely buy those if they sold them.
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Re: Where has Jay been?

Postby joecoolfrog on Wed May 21, 2008 1:36 pm

jay_a2j wrote:suggs, time will tell and how will you feel when you realize you have been fooled? Fooled into believing there are big bad terrorists out to get us? Fooled into believing that if we give up our freedoms we can gain security from terrorism? 911 happened to scare the American people into submission, so we would give up our rights to gain security. My God! Our forefathers warned us about this! You have been led to believe that a group of terrorists who pulled off 911 somehow were unable to attack again in the following 7 years. That our security has gotten sooo good that we have prevented another attack. And I'm the delusional one? Martial law is coming. America as we know it is coming to an end. You are not alone, the majority of people are in denial as well. I'm just glad a woke up to see what's really going on. Stay asleep.... like a good little slave of the New World Order. =D>


Jay you are as fine an example of a complete fruitcake as we are ever likely to find :D
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Re: Where has Jay been?

Postby Bertros Bertros on Wed May 21, 2008 2:22 pm

Dancing Mustard wrote:
jay_a2j wrote:Yet again DM is triumphant in proving one of these generic, hypocrisy-spouting, conspiracy sheep to be blind hypocrites and unquestioning dullards. Huzzah for reason! Huzzah for DM!


I just can't read any reference to DM without hearing Penfold saying "but DM" which always brings a smile to my face so Huzzah for DM.
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