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Cracker Stealing

Postby kagetora on Thu Jul 10, 2008 4:39 pm

Read the article, then vote

http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/2008 ... racker.php
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Re: Cracker Stealing

Postby Juan_Bottom on Thu Jul 10, 2008 4:57 pm

Obviously, I went with hilarious. I wish it was I who stole the cracker. Man thats stupid-funny.
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Re: Cracker Stealing

Postby Neoteny on Thu Jul 10, 2008 7:21 pm

Honestly, I find the whole ordeal horrifying. People are claiming that the kid was "holding the Host hostage." What a ridiculous load of crap.
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Re: Cracker Stealing

Postby jay_a2j on Thu Jul 10, 2008 8:01 pm

There is no article just this:



Pharyngula
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Re: Cracker Stealing

Postby DaGip on Thu Jul 10, 2008 8:09 pm

jay_a2j wrote:There is no article just this:



Pharyngula
Evolution, development, and random biological ejaculations from a godless liberal
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Page not found - /pharyngula/2008/


Yeah, ditto! :| :arrow: :?:
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Re: Cracker Stealing

Postby Curmudgeonx on Thu Jul 10, 2008 8:11 pm

The source website knows if you are a religious freak and if so, precludes your ability to see the story.
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Re: Cracker Stealing

Postby Neoteny on Thu Jul 10, 2008 9:10 pm

jay_a2j wrote:There is no article just this:



Pharyngula
Evolution, development, and random biological ejaculations from a godless liberal
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Page not found - /pharyngula/2008/


It is a bad link. Here's a better one.

http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/2008 ... racker.php
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Re: Cracker Stealing

Postby Iliad on Thu Jul 10, 2008 9:17 pm

that was fucked up
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Re: Cracker Stealing

Postby Juan_Bottom on Thu Jul 10, 2008 9:23 pm

I loved it! Best news-ish story ever posted since I've been here. They compared it(and were serious) to kidnapping.
Then the church members had to pray for forgiveness. Man thats funny.



But seriously, theres nothing funny about cracker knappers, you know. Baby Jesus is prolly very upset.
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Re: Cracker Stealing

Postby Fircoal on Thu Jul 10, 2008 9:46 pm

:lol: Some people are complete morons.
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Re: Cracker Stealing

Postby Haggis_McMutton on Fri Jul 11, 2008 2:13 am

From the comments below the article:

For fun, obtain thousands of the exact same cracker from the manufacturer, and then add said stolen cracker to a pile - then invite the clergy and the concerned parishioners to pick out which it is.

If it's special, surely there's some way of discerning that?


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Re: Cracker Stealing

Postby Iliad on Fri Jul 11, 2008 2:42 am

Haggis_McMutton wrote:From the comments below the article:

For fun, obtain thousands of the exact same cracker from the manufacturer, and then add said stolen cracker to a pile - then invite the clergy and the concerned parishioners to pick out which it is.

If it's special, surely there's some way of discerning that?


:lol:

I loved that
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Re: Cracker Stealing

Postby Neoteny on Sat Jul 12, 2008 4:56 pm

The updates are no less amusing.

http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/2008 ... donohu.php

http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/2008 ... re_ins.php

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Re: Cracker Stealing

Postby MeDeFe on Sat Jul 12, 2008 9:27 pm

This story is definitely worth following. Don't eat your cracker and watch hilarity ensue.
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Re: Cracker Stealing

Postby The Weird One on Sat Jul 12, 2008 10:16 pm

That was. . . disturbing.
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Re: Cracker Stealing

Postby tzor on Sat Jul 12, 2008 10:39 pm

Well after looking at this silly thread title I finally decided to check out the article in question.

:evil: Let's just say that this is not funny. :evil:

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Re: Cracker Stealing

Postby Juan_Bottom on Sat Jul 12, 2008 11:02 pm




Thanks NEOTENY, nice picture.

tzor wrote: Let's just say that this is not funny.

By the way, consider the Ultimate Tit (TM) "furious."


Yes it is. It's fraggin' hilarious. Probably the best 'news' I've ever heard.
And are you the ultimate tit?
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Re: Cracker Stealing

Postby jay_a2j on Sun Jul 13, 2008 12:01 am

Neoteny wrote:
jay_a2j wrote:There is no article just this:



Pharyngula
Evolution, development, and random biological ejaculations from a godless liberal
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Page not found - /pharyngula/2008/


It is a bad link. Here's a better one.

http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/2008 ... racker.php


This is what separates religion from relationship. The religious get "caught up" with rituals, practices, and traditions. So what he left with a cracker, maybe he wanted to partake of in in private. :oops:
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Re: Cracker Stealing

Postby Hologram on Sun Jul 13, 2008 1:14 am

One more reason to hate the Catholic Church.
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Re: Cracker Stealing

Postby MeDeFe on Sun Jul 13, 2008 5:58 am

jay_a2j wrote:So what he left with a cracker, maybe he wanted to partake of in in private. :oops:

I think this is the third time we agree on something jay, maybe we do have a few things in common after all.
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Re: Cracker Stealing

Postby Nickbaldwin on Sun Jul 13, 2008 6:03 am

Juan_Bottom wrote:
tzor wrote: Let's just say that this is not funny.

By the way, consider the Ultimate Tit (TM) "furious."


Yes it is. It's fraggin' hilarious. Probably the best 'news' I've ever heard.
And are you the ultimate tit?


He is a tit to the nth degree.
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Re: Cracker Stealing

Postby MeDeFe on Sun Jul 13, 2008 6:07 am

Nickbaldwin wrote:
Juan_Bottom wrote:
tzor wrote: Let's just say that this is not funny.

By the way, consider the Ultimate Tit (TM) "furious."

Yes it is. It's fraggin' hilarious. Probably the best 'news' I've ever heard.
And are you the ultimate tit?

He is a tit to the nth degree.

Isn't this a discussion for the hot and sexy thread?
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Re: Cracker Stealing

Postby Nickbaldwin on Sun Jul 13, 2008 6:08 am

No, since he doesn't come in a pair :(
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Re: Cracker Stealing

Postby tzor on Sun Jul 13, 2008 8:05 am

Juan_Bottom wrote:
tzor wrote: Let's just say that this is not funny.

By the way, consider the Ultimate Tit (TM) "furious."


Yes it is. It's fraggin' hilarious. Probably the best 'news' I've ever heard.
And are you the ultimate tit?


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Re: Cracker Stealing

Postby Nickbaldwin on Sun Jul 13, 2008 8:12 am

You boring cunt. :!:
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