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Postby danodukebb on Wed Jul 16, 2008 5:33 pm

So, I have to go take a piss test tomorrow for my probation officer for some pot bullshit charges

its been like 30-40 days since i smoked plus about 2 weeks prior to that event since i had last smoked

Has anyone ever used Strip Natural Cleanser?? if so did it work for you?

I'm really not that worried, as I am only like 130 pounds, and I piss quite frequently so I doubt I even need the shit but i'm gonna take it regardless
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Re: DETOX HELP

Postby MeDeFe on Wed Jul 16, 2008 5:41 pm

danodukebb wrote:So, I have to go take a piss test tomorrow for my probation officer for some pot bullshit charges

its been like 30-40 days since i smoked plus about 2 weeks prior to that event since i had last smoked

Has anyone ever used Strip Natural Cleanser?? if so did it work for you?

I'm really not that worried, as I am only like 130 pounds, and I piss quite frequently so I doubt I even need the shit but i'm gonna take it regardless

I guess you'll be fine after more than a month.
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Re: DETOX HELP

Postby danodukebb on Wed Jul 16, 2008 5:42 pm

well cant wait for the test to be over
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Re: DETOX HELP

Postby Pedronicus on Wed Jul 16, 2008 6:03 pm

Drink a gallon of bleach the night before your supposed to give the test. Don't have a piss when you wake up and only piss when you get to the piss station. It's gonna be full of chemicals and very clean.
You might get stuck on a charge for chemical abuse, but I think they'll be more inclined to put you under observation in a padded cell for a day or two. ps - brush your teeth with car polish and buff with a suitable cloth recommended by the polish manufacturer.
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Re: DETOX HELP

Postby danodukebb on Wed Jul 16, 2008 6:06 pm

oh yeah...thats a great idea you dumb fucker
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Re: DETOX HELP

Postby InkL0sed on Wed Jul 16, 2008 6:17 pm

I'd drink a lot of water...
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Re: DETOX HELP

Postby DaGip on Wed Jul 16, 2008 6:58 pm

eat lots of broccoli and chew some tobacco before you blow!
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Re: DETOX HELP

Postby apey on Wed Jul 16, 2008 7:09 pm

Dano it has been plenty of time since you last smoked but if you are that worried then use pectin and gatorade mixed together in a thirty two ounce bottle then fill the bottle up with water drink that about an hour or two before you have to pee. Pee at least once before going and enjoy
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Re: DETOX HELP

Postby Backglass on Wed Jul 16, 2008 8:39 pm

danodukebb wrote:So, I have to go take a piss test tomorrow for my probation officer for some pot bullshit charges

its been like 30-40 days since i smoked plus about 2 weeks prior to that event since i had last smoked

Has anyone ever used Strip Natural Cleanser?? if so did it work for you?

I'm really not that worried, as I am only like 130 pounds, and I piss quite frequently so I doubt I even need the shit but i'm gonna take it regardless


Drink as much water as you can until you pee clear. It might take a LOT.

Then pee before you go. They will have you drink even more water in order to give sample.

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Re: DETOX HELP

Postby cutebastard71 on Wed Jul 16, 2008 10:21 pm

So many experts....do I see a correlation between Risk and pot :)
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Re: DETOX HELP

Postby Ditocoaf on Wed Jul 16, 2008 11:24 pm

2-3 weeks is usually good in of itself, especially if you're well hydrated. But you know what works wonders? Cranberry juice. Just get a jug from Albertsons (make sure its real cranberries, not just "naturally flavored"), and drink it in one night. That stuff is a natural detoxicant, and it feels better to me than taking those stupid pills or whatever.
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Re: DETOX HELP

Postby Neoteny on Wed Jul 16, 2008 11:31 pm

Ditocoaf wrote:2-3 weeks is usually good in of itself, especially if you're well hydrated. But you know what works wonders? Cranberry juice. Just get a jug from Albertsons (make sure its real cranberries, not just "naturally flavored"), and drink it in one night. That stuff is a natural detoxicant, and it feels better to me than taking those stupid pills or whatever.


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