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Jesus Jokes

Postby DaGip on Sat Jul 26, 2008 9:22 pm

I thought this was pretty funny:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxZE-_K6 ... re=related

Do you guys know any good Jesus Jokes?
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Re: Jesus Jokes

Postby hecter on Sat Jul 26, 2008 10:43 pm

Jesus walks into a hotel, hands the busboy tree nails and asks "Can you put me up for the night?"

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Re: Jesus Jokes

Postby Smokingdude420 on Sat Jul 26, 2008 10:47 pm

:lol: =D>
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Re: Jesus Jokes

Postby jonesthecurl on Sat Jul 26, 2008 11:52 pm

Jesus is on the cross.
[the joke teller should assume the position]
he begs the Romans to take the nails out.
They ignore him,
He begs again.
(cue long rambling bit if joke told live)
Eventually one of the soldiers takes mercy on him and starts to take the nails out.
[joke teller falls forward, feet staying where they are]
"feeet fiiirst..."
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Re: Jesus Jokes

Postby jonesthecurl on Sat Jul 26, 2008 11:54 pm

Jesus returns from the dead. The disciples don't believe it's him.
They say "prove it!"
Jesus says "OK, I'll walk across the water!"
He does so, but sinks.
As he goes down, he says ..
"Last time I didn't have holes in my feet!"
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Re: Jesus Jokes

Postby jonesthecurl on Sun Jul 27, 2008 11:47 am

Why was jesus a virgin?
Every time he touched a girl it healed up....
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