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Man Travels Into Future

Postby DaGip on Sun Aug 03, 2008 4:49 am

Fake? This guy believes it actually happened to him, you decide:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Q6gRHm1 ... re=related
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Re: Man Travels Into Future

Postby InkL0sed on Sun Aug 03, 2008 5:42 am

Icelanders believe a lot of strange things...
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Re: Man Travels Into Future

Postby Skittles! on Sun Aug 03, 2008 5:50 am

InkL0sed wrote:Icelanders believe a lot of strange things...

Yeah, like, islands growing. Gosh, who would of thought of that?
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Re: Man Travels Into Future

Postby Snorri1234 on Sun Aug 03, 2008 8:25 am

I travel to the future on a daily basis, I just can't figure out a way to go back.
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Re: Man Travels Into Future

Postby InkL0sed on Sun Aug 03, 2008 8:32 am

Snorri1234 wrote:I travel to the future on a daily basis, I just can't figure out a way to go back.


Do you meet yourself too???
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Re: Man Travels Into Future

Postby DaGip on Sun Aug 03, 2008 9:59 am

InkL0sed wrote:Icelanders believe a lot of strange things...


Are you sure he was from Iceland? I was thinking he was from Finland, because his kid looked Siberian.

I just thought this video was interesting, because of the video the guy purportedly took of both himselves (by the way, if this is a true occurrence, the word himselves or herselves would have to be added into the dictionary!).

You know, why couldn't he have had a friend or someone dress up like an old man and a fake tattoo? Then film themselves being gay while the Sun just coincidentally pokes up behind the fake old man's head, just enough to blind the video a bit, so we can't see the lousy make up job.

The video is hard to swallow, but it was intriguing, none the less. I would be very interested in seeing more on this guy and more of the video he took. Perhaps some frames where the old man is standing where we could really get a better look at him and compare.
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Re: Man Travels Into Future

Postby MeDeFe on Sun Aug 03, 2008 11:07 am

He's from Sweden.

And Snorri, I've got the same problem. I'm always traveling into the future, but I can't figure out how to get back.
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Re: Man Travels Into Future

Postby Juan_Bottom on Sun Aug 03, 2008 11:08 am

Snorri1234 wrote:I travel to the future on a daily basis, I just can't figure out a way to go back.


:lol:
" I have a time machine. It only goes forward at regular speed."
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Re: Man Travels Into Future

Postby 2dimes on Sun Aug 03, 2008 11:37 am

InkL0sed wrote:
Snorri1234 wrote:I travel to the future on a daily basis, I just can't figure out a way to go back.


Do you meet yourself too???

Ink not getting that made it even better.
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Re: Man Travels Into Future

Postby PLAYER57832 on Sun Aug 03, 2008 12:27 pm

2dimes wrote:
InkL0sed wrote:
Snorri1234 wrote:I travel to the future on a daily basis, I just can't figure out a way to go back.


Do you meet yourself too???

Ink not getting that made it even better.

:lol:
I have to admit, this was funny!
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Re: Man Travels Into Future

Postby InkL0sed on Sun Aug 03, 2008 1:00 pm

PLAYER57832 wrote:
2dimes wrote:
InkL0sed wrote:
Snorri1234 wrote:I travel to the future on a daily basis, I just can't figure out a way to go back.


Do you meet yourself too???

Ink not getting that made it even better.

:lol:
I have to admit, this was funny!


I did get it. You didn't get my joke. Too subtle I guess.
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Re: Man Travels Into Future

Postby DaGip on Sun Aug 03, 2008 1:00 pm

I did a little research today, and this is what I have found out about that video.

That video was a spoof for AMF pension/retirement planning out of Sweden (or so the blog I read says so):

http://www.worldlingo.com/S1790.5/trans ... l#comments

A very captivating video, nonetheless. Why doesn't United States advertisers do cool commercials like that?

Hate to rain on anyone's parade, but I just thought I would let you all in on what I found!
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Re: Man Travels Into Future

Postby chaosfactor on Sun Aug 03, 2008 2:20 pm

The tattoo would have faded on the older mans arm, proof enough.

Besides I took my tardis into the future this weekend and discovered these snippets

In two months from now Twill will become a born again Christian and will renounce all his sins. In doing so, and in order to cleanse his sins toward the almighty, he will re-instate the following as Mods

Norse + The Lion

Also he will wrest control of CC from Lack and give wicked a 51% stake in the Firm.

Barrack will get elected, then assassinated.
Mill-wall FC will win the European Cup.
Canada will lose the Olympics.
America will start selling barrels of Oil at 3 cents to be competitive will the Middle-east.

The Futures secure with me Peeps! :D
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Re: Man Travels Into Future

Postby Iliad on Sun Aug 03, 2008 4:07 pm

I've got only one gear on my time machine-slow forward
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Re: Man Travels Into Future

Postby DaGip on Sun Aug 03, 2008 4:28 pm

My time machine makes girls pregnant... :^o
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Re: Man Travels Into Future

Postby Snorri1234 on Sun Aug 03, 2008 4:32 pm

DaGip wrote:My time machine makes girls pregnant... :^o


I don't leave such things to my time machine.


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Re: Man Travels Into Future

Postby brooksieb on Sun Aug 03, 2008 7:47 pm

Did you know some astronauts actually go about one second into the future when they travel around the earth in circles....
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Re: Man Travels Into Future

Postby Juan_Bottom on Sun Aug 03, 2008 9:22 pm

brooksieb wrote:Did you know some astronauts actually go about one second into the future when they travel around the earth in circles....


Yessir.

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Re: Man Travels Into Future

Postby jonesthecurl on Sun Aug 03, 2008 10:31 pm

brooksieb wrote:Did you know some astronauts actually go about one second into the future when they travel around the earth in circles....


No they just age slightly less.
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