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What makes a kiss great...

Postby mandyb on Wed Aug 13, 2008 4:03 pm

..in your opinion?
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Re: What makes a kiss great...

Postby apey on Wed Aug 13, 2008 4:07 pm

when you loose track of the world around you! Like time stands still.
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Re: What makes a kiss great...

Postby DAZMCFC on Wed Aug 13, 2008 4:09 pm

apey wrote:when you loose track of the world around you! Like time stands still.



when you know you're going to get a BJ and get your taters deep.
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Re: What makes a kiss great...

Postby jonesthecurl on Wed Aug 13, 2008 4:21 pm

When you first realise you both mean it and trust each other absolutely.
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Re: What makes a kiss great...

Postby mandyb on Wed Aug 13, 2008 4:28 pm

All great comments, but I mean the actual mechanics of it.
How should it begin, how much tongue should you use, should lips be nibbled or sucked, eyes open or closed...ya know, stuff like that.
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Re: What makes a kiss great...

Postby Sackett58 on Wed Aug 13, 2008 4:30 pm

mandyb wrote:All great comments, but I mean the actual mechanics of it.
How should it begin, how much tongue should you use, should lips be nibbled or sucked, eyes open or closed...ya know, stuff like that.


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Re: What makes a kiss great...

Postby mandyb on Wed Aug 13, 2008 4:30 pm

DAZMCFC wrote:
apey wrote:when you loose track of the world around you! Like time stands still.



when you know you're going to get a BJ and get your taters deep.

Can you enjoy a snog just for the sake of it, or does it have to lead to 'getting your taters deep'?
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Re: What makes a kiss great...

Postby Sackett58 on Wed Aug 13, 2008 4:55 pm

Me it is the moist meeting of the lips with a slight touch of the tip of the tongues then maybe a suck here and there with a light bite at the end, but that's just me. :D
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Re: What makes a kiss great...

Postby Snorri1234 on Wed Aug 13, 2008 4:56 pm

mandyb wrote:
DAZMCFC wrote:
apey wrote:when you loose track of the world around you! Like time stands still.



when you know you're going to get a BJ and get your taters deep.

Can you enjoy a snog just for the sake of it, or does it have to lead to 'getting your taters deep'?


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Re: What makes a kiss great...

Postby mandyb on Wed Aug 13, 2008 4:58 pm

Snorri1234 wrote:
mandyb wrote:
DAZMCFC wrote:
apey wrote:when you loose track of the world around you! Like time stands still.



when you know you're going to get a BJ and get your taters deep.

Can you enjoy a snog just for the sake of it, or does it have to lead to 'getting your taters deep'?


I don't understand.

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Re: What makes a kiss great...

Postby nagerous on Wed Aug 13, 2008 5:01 pm

eyes closed.. lotsa tongue but not too much as you don't want to feel like you're being choked. Don't dive in straight away, enter steady- look for the right signals. Placement of hands is important, first time hips unless you're feeling adventerous and as you get to know the person, slowly move hands onto the ass.
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Re: What makes a kiss great...

Postby packrat31306 on Wed Aug 13, 2008 5:14 pm

mandyb wrote:
DAZMCFC wrote:
apey wrote:when you loose track of the world around you! Like time stands still.



when you know you're going to get a BJ and get your taters deep.

Can you enjoy a snog just for the sake of it, or does it have to lead to 'getting your taters deep'?


what's the problem with getting your taters deep? if all you do is kiss then good luck is all i say.
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Re: What makes a kiss great...

Postby Pedronicus on Wed Aug 13, 2008 5:21 pm

Eyes closed, and an unusual smell / taste from the other persons mouth is always good. (sometimes women give off this weird smell like mild musty mustard, and that smell drives me wild) Slow movement of the tongues in each others mouths (not some mad stabbing shit) as if each tongue is cuddling the other. Gentle lip biting is good as a prequel, but nothing too mental unless your about to come.

Kissing is all about how aroused you are.
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Re: What makes a kiss great...

Postby mandyb on Wed Aug 13, 2008 5:22 pm

packrat31306 wrote:
mandyb wrote:
DAZMCFC wrote:
apey wrote:when you loose track of the world around you! Like time stands still.



when you know you're going to get a BJ and get your taters deep.

Can you enjoy a snog just for the sake of it, or does it have to lead to 'getting your taters deep'?


what's the problem with getting your taters deep? if all you do is kiss then good luck is all i say.


You misunderstood.
There is no problem with kissing leading to sex; my question was, does it always have to?
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Re: What makes a kiss great...

Postby packrat31306 on Wed Aug 13, 2008 5:32 pm

mandyb wrote:
packrat31306 wrote:
mandyb wrote:
DAZMCFC wrote:
apey wrote:when you loose track of the world around you! Like time stands still.



when you know you're going to get a BJ and get your taters deep.

Can you enjoy a snog just for the sake of it, or does it have to lead to 'getting your taters deep'?


what's the problem with getting your taters deep? if all you do is kiss then good luck is all i say.


You misunderstood.
There is no problem with kissing leading to sex; my question was, does it always have to?


ok look...so i'm not saying it always has to. but it always seems to me that that is the excuse. "do we have to? can't we just kiss?" NO WAY BABE! i'm sick of hearing that. women seem to have this longspan of like 6months on average that they don't have to have any.

point and case.

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Re: What makes a kiss great...

Postby Snorri1234 on Wed Aug 13, 2008 5:33 pm

mandyb wrote:
packrat31306 wrote:
mandyb wrote:
DAZMCFC wrote:
apey wrote:when you loose track of the world around you! Like time stands still.



when you know you're going to get a BJ and get your taters deep.

Can you enjoy a snog just for the sake of it, or does it have to lead to 'getting your taters deep'?


what's the problem with getting your taters deep? if all you do is kiss then good luck is all i say.


You misunderstood.
There is no problem with kissing leading to sex; my question was, does it always have to?


Exactly, I don't understand what you're saying. Kissing not leading to sex???
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Re: What makes a kiss great...

Postby brooksieb on Wed Aug 13, 2008 5:36 pm

Aslong as she don't lead you on it's all well and good.
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Re: What makes a kiss great...

Postby UCAbears on Wed Aug 13, 2008 5:37 pm

nagerous wrote:eyes closed.. lotsa tongue but not too much as you don't want to feel like you're being choked. Don't dive in straight away, enter steady- look for the right signals. Placement of hands is important, first time hips unless you're feeling adventerous and as you get to know the person, slowly move hands onto the ass.



Lmao. I'm sorry I thought the way you said that was funny.
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Re: What makes a kiss great...

Postby packrat31306 on Wed Aug 13, 2008 5:39 pm

brooksieb wrote:Aslong as she don't lead you on it's all well and good.


right.....so nothing longer then 2 seconds and no tongue!
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Re: What makes a kiss great...

Postby brooksieb on Wed Aug 13, 2008 5:48 pm

packrat31306 wrote:
brooksieb wrote:Aslong as she don't lead you on it's all well and good.


right.....so nothing longer then 2 seconds and no tongue!


no i mean she goes all that way and no sex.
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Re: What makes a kiss great...

Postby mandyb on Wed Aug 13, 2008 5:52 pm

UCAbears wrote:
nagerous wrote:eyes closed.. lotsa tongue but not too much as you don't want to feel like you're being choked. Don't dive in straight away, enter steady- look for the right signals. Placement of hands is important, first time hips unless you're feeling adventerous and as you get to know the person, slowly move hands onto the ass.



Lmao. I'm sorry I thought the way you said that was funny.

:D a bit like some kind of 'guide to the perfect snog'.
1) with hands in position A , initiate kiss by placing your lips on female subject of your chioce.
2) if all signals are positive (see recognizing positive signals p.24) hands can begin to gravitate to position B.
3) pause at position B whilst increasing lip pressure and begin gentle tongue prodding.
4) only move hands to position C if signals continue to develop correctly (see graph 2.1)
5) if signals begin to show negative reaction, return to step one and repeat process until desired effect is achieved.
etc. etc.
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Re: What makes a kiss great...

Postby drake_259 on Wed Aug 13, 2008 5:53 pm

mandyb wrote:
packrat31306 wrote:
mandyb wrote:
DAZMCFC wrote:
apey wrote:when you loose track of the world around you! Like time stands still.



when you know you're going to get a BJ and get your taters deep.

Can you enjoy a snog just for the sake of it, or does it have to lead to 'getting your taters deep'?


what's the problem with getting your taters deep? if all you do is kiss then good luck is all i say.


You misunderstood.
There is no problem with kissing leading to sex; my question was, does it always have to?

Yh it does
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Re: What makes a kiss great...

Postby mpjh on Wed Aug 13, 2008 5:55 pm

First, you need another person. Then, if in doubt, ask.
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Re: What makes a kiss great...

Postby packrat31306 on Wed Aug 13, 2008 6:06 pm

brooksieb wrote:
packrat31306 wrote:
brooksieb wrote:Aslong as she don't lead you on it's all well and good.


right.....so nothing longer then 2 seconds and no tongue!


no i mean she goes all that way and no sex.

no.....i'm saying that that is all that's allowed.
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Re: What makes a kiss great...

Postby packrat31306 on Wed Aug 13, 2008 6:07 pm

end of discussion
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