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An Honest Question About Strippers/Hookers and Kissing

Postby RustyMonkey on Sun Aug 17, 2008 5:37 pm

More and more this year I have been thinking of finding a hooker on AdultFriendFinder (or maybe just someone real on there, but that's not part of this question) or maybe even a hooker on some of the more known streets of St. Paul (I know a couple streets that people have said are very well known to have hookers day and night) or maybe even trying this with a stripper at a local place. I am weary on the stripper thing, cause I don't want to see a naked girl for the first time in a public place like that, cause I wanted it to be special, but here's my question.

Say I went down to one of those streets or somehow found a hooker online, or was able to get some private time with a stripper (cause I hear a lot of them do hooking on the side), would they be willing to get paid not to have sex, and just talk with me and maybe teach me how to kiss? I would explain that I simply want to know what kissing is like, and that I don't have the courage or opportunity to do it in a real situation where things aren't planned our or paid for.

Do you think this would scare them off and they'd think I'm some kind of psycho or a cop, or do you think most of them would be ok with something like this?
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Re: An Honest Question About Strippers/Hookers and Kissing

Postby MeDeFe on Sun Aug 17, 2008 5:42 pm

I think you meant to say you're "wary of the stripper thing", weary means tired, and there's neither such a thing as "wary on" nor "weary on".
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Re: An Honest Question About Strippers/Hookers and Kissing

Postby RustyMonkey on Sun Aug 17, 2008 5:46 pm

I think you meant to say you're "wary of the stripper thing", weary means tired, and there's neither such a thing as "wary on" nor "weary on".


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Re: An Honest Question About Strippers/Hookers and Kissing

Postby danodukebb on Sun Aug 17, 2008 5:59 pm

dude, how old are you??
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Re: An Honest Question About Strippers/Hookers and Kissing

Postby LYR on Sun Aug 17, 2008 6:03 pm

danodukebb wrote:dude, how old are you??


yeah i was thinking that too
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Re: An Honest Question About Strippers/Hookers and Kissing

Postby Snorri1234 on Sun Aug 17, 2008 6:13 pm

MeDeFe wrote:I think you meant to say you're "wary of the stripper thing", weary means tired, and there's neither such a thing as "wary on" nor "weary on".



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Re: An Honest Question About Strippers/Hookers and Kissing

Postby black elk speaks on Sun Aug 17, 2008 6:13 pm

you should avoid strippers and hookers altogether. you will get herpes or something that will make girls now want to kiss you with some big puss filled and runny sore on your face. find a girl that you like. thats what it is all about. kissing some skanky whore will be a dirty experience and you probably won't like it very much. they have had penises in their mouthes dude, and probably will not have used listerine.
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Re: An Honest Question About Strippers/Hookers and Kissing

Postby RustyMonkey on Sun Aug 17, 2008 6:14 pm

Can you seriously get herpes easily from kissing? The worry of infections is why I would most likely try and find an obvious professional off AdultFriendFinder or try it with a stripper, cause a street walker is probably going to be really messed up and probably scared off.

Also, I would hope they wouldn't charge me the full cost as someone else since I'm not doing anything sexual, especially if it was a stripper, cause I hear that's a lot more expensive.

I'm just worried I'd get the guts to do all this, and then she'd say, "Get the **** out of here" when I propose my idea.
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Re: An Honest Question About Strippers/Hookers and Kissing

Postby danodukebb on Sun Aug 17, 2008 6:15 pm

they definetly would charge you just as much..if you look at it from the whore's side, you're wasting her time, when she could be swallowing her 6th dick of the day
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Re: An Honest Question About Strippers/Hookers and Kissing

Postby black elk speaks on Sun Aug 17, 2008 6:15 pm

RustyMonkey wrote:Can you seriously get herpes easily from kissing? The worry of infections is why I would most likely try and find an obvious professional off AdultFriendFinder or try it with a stripper, cause a street walker is probably going to be really messed up and probably scared off.

Also, I would hope they wouldn't charge me the full cost as someone else since I'm not doing anything sexual, especially if it was a stripper, cause I hear that's a lot more expensive.

I'm just worried I'd get the guts to do all this, and then she'd say, "Get the **** out of here" when I propose my idea.


yes. you can get herpes from kissing. this is a bad idea. don't do it.
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Re: An Honest Question About Strippers/Hookers and Kissing

Postby General Mojo on Sun Aug 17, 2008 6:18 pm

Have you PM'ed happy2seeyou? She'd probably give you a discount.....tell her you are a pinja fan
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Re: An Honest Question About Strippers/Hookers and Kissing

Postby Nephilim on Mon Aug 18, 2008 4:37 am

RustyMonkey wrote:More and more this year I have been thinking of finding a hooker on AdultFriendFinder (or maybe just someone real on there, but that's not part of this question) or maybe even a hooker on some of the more known streets of St. Paul (I know a couple streets that people have said are very well known to have hookers day and night) or maybe even trying this with a stripper at a local place. I am weary on the stripper thing, cause I don't want to see a naked girl for the first time in a public place like that, cause I wanted it to be special, but here's my question.

Say I went down to one of those streets or somehow found a hooker online, or was able to get some private time with a stripper (cause I hear a lot of them do hooking on the side), would they be willing to get paid not to have sex, and just talk with me and maybe teach me how to kiss? I would explain that I simply want to know what kissing is like, and that I don't have the courage or opportunity to do it in a real situation where things aren't planned our or paid for.

Do you think this would scare them off and they'd think I'm some kind of psycho or a cop, or do you think most of them would be ok with something like this?


maybe you should start small, big guy.....either this is all fake (but hilarious) and the title "honest question" is bogus, or you are one odd little dude, cause no one looks for a whore or stripper to learn how to kiss.....

besides, learning tongue tricks, salad-tossing, and rusty trombones will not impress the young ladies back on the schoolyard....they will just get grossed out
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Re: An Honest Question About Strippers/Hookers and Kissing

Postby Juan_Bottom on Mon Aug 18, 2008 7:03 am

Just look over :arrow: there.

You're on the web dude... read a manual or something.

Or if you really just wan't to know what it is like, one of the loose girls in your grade is probably safer than a hooker....
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Re: An Honest Question About Strippers/Hookers and Kissing

Postby RustyMonkey on Mon Aug 18, 2008 4:55 pm

Rusty trombone? sorry im not into any of that kinky stuff.

I can't find any girls in my grade, im not in school.
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Re: An Honest Question About Strippers/Hookers and Kissing

Postby hecter on Mon Aug 18, 2008 5:02 pm

Hookers will be willing to do anything if you pay them enough.
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Re: An Honest Question About Strippers/Hookers and Kissing

Postby william18 on Mon Aug 18, 2008 5:08 pm

hecter wrote:Hookers will be willing to do anything if you pay them enough.

I suggest you by the cheapest one possible. Like the kind you find in the backalley of a variaty store that sell for 25 cents per hour.
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Re: An Honest Question About Strippers/Hookers and Kissing

Postby hecter on Mon Aug 18, 2008 5:09 pm

william18 wrote:
hecter wrote:Hookers will be willing to do anything if you pay them enough.

I suggest you by the cheapest one possible. Like the kind you find in the backalley of a variaty store that sell for 25 cents per hour.

Ya, their the least likely to give you a disease.
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Re: An Honest Question About Strippers/Hookers and Kissing

Postby InkL0sed on Mon Aug 18, 2008 6:16 pm

MeDeFe wrote:I think you meant to say you're "wary of the stripper thing", weary means tired, and there's neither such a thing as "wary on" nor "weary on".


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